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LOLZ (NSFW)
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
this one reminds me of a story old pervert Pete at work told me one day. He was on a bowling team and the bowling alley got a new super hot waitress, so old p.p (pervert Pete) and the other guys were commenting how much fun it would be to fool around with her, but one guy wasn't saying anything about the girl. So old Pete asked the guy "what do you think about her, pretty hot stuff" So his buddy said "oh the doctor put me on a heart medication and I couldn't get it up even if I had to" So old pete said "hell, I'd quit taking that shit , you may have heart failure but at least you'd get some pussy between now and the time you die". That was old Pete. I talked to him some years ago, I want to say he was 92 and he said "my wife and I still like to have sex,sex is good". pretty cool dude!
He also used to say "you've never given yourself a bad handjob"