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Nero
Needs to step away from the keyboard.
Posts: 606 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:03 pm
#1101
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by Nero » Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:50 pm
https://gizmodo.com/hagfish-slime-is-wo ... 1796918961
Sadly, a flatbed truck dumping 7,500 lbs of live hagfish onto a highway in Oregon will not be the weirdest story of 2017. It will not even be close. Still, the situation warrants some kind of scientific explanation, since it’s not every day that the mucus of a living fossil destroys a Prius.
WKRG reports that yesterday, local authorities in Lincoln County, Oregon were alerted of an overturned truck on Highway 101. The flatbed had ostensibly spilled slimy hagfish over the road, severely damaging one unlucky Prius. No one was injured physically, at least. The psychological damage can’t be quantified.
Antknot
Not UJR's Military Attaché
Posts: 6787 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:30 pm
Location: South Carolina
#1102
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by Antknot » Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:32 am
CaptQuint wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:59 pm
I have those same plates
Mom had that same sofa bed.
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm
#1103
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by CaptQuint » Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:38 am
Antknot wrote: ↑ Tue Jun 11, 2019 12:32 am
CaptQuint wrote: ↑ Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:59 pm
I have those same plates
Mom had that same sofa bed.
I got those plates from mom
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm
#1104
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by CaptQuint » Tue Jun 11, 2019 2:46 pm
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm
#1105
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by CaptQuint » Tue Jun 11, 2019 3:41 pm
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
B-Tender
Christ, get a life already!
Posts: 4060 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:48 pm
#1106
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by B-Tender » Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:41 am
B-Tender
Christ, get a life already!
Posts: 4060 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:48 pm
#1107
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by B-Tender » Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:43 am
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm
#1109
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by CaptQuint » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:33 am
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
CHEEZY17
Libertarian house cat
Posts: 14967 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:25 pm
#1110
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by CHEEZY17 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:43 am
Holy shit I love this guy.
My only suggestion would be under the "MENU" option it would say "Grilled Fucking Cheese".
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
QillerDaemon
Crazy Old Cat Lady
Posts: 4035 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:35 pm
Location: Beautiful downtown OrloVista FL
Interests: キラーデモン
Occupation: Router/Switch Jockey.
#1111
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by QillerDaemon » Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:53 am
Those two pics of the food trailer are fakes.
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
これを グーグル 翻訳に登録してくれておめでとう、バカ。
CHEEZY17
Libertarian house cat
Posts: 14967 Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:25 pm
#1112
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by CHEEZY17 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:22 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: ↑ Wed Jun 12, 2019 11:53 am
Those two pics of the food trailer are fakes.
NO!!11!11!1!1111
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
Nero
Needs to step away from the keyboard.
Posts: 606 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:03 pm
#1113
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by Nero » Wed Jun 12, 2019 8:50 pm
Stapes
World's Only Blue Collar Guy
Posts: 12853 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:50 pm
Location: Port St Lucie former Dirty Jerzey
#1115
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by Stapes » Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:23 pm
I blame Biker.
Stapes
World's Only Blue Collar Guy
Posts: 12853 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:50 pm
Location: Port St Lucie former Dirty Jerzey
#1116
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by Stapes » Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:24 pm
I blame Biker.
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm
#1117
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by CaptQuint » Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:26 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑ Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:23 pm
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
Nero
Needs to step away from the keyboard.
Posts: 606 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:03 pm
#1119
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by Nero » Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:23 pm
Is this a thing?
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm
#1120
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by CaptQuint » Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:36 pm
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm
#1122
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by CaptQuint » Fri Jun 14, 2019 12:02 pm
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
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#1123
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by CaptQuint » Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:20 pm
Clark: Pardon me, uh I wonder if you could tell me how to get back on the expressway?
Pimp: Hey fuck yo mama!
Clark: Thank you very much!
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
PimpDaddy
Flat and Bony Ass Lover
Posts: 1195 Joined: Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:39 pm
#1124
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by PimpDaddy » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:13 pm
CaptQuint wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:20 pm
Clark: Pardon me, uh I wonder if you could tell me how to get back on the expressway?
Pimp: Hey fuck yo mama!
Clark: Thank you very much!
Surprisingly, this line is cut out of the TV version.
CaptQuint
Biker's Biatch
Posts: 30361 Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm
#1125
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by CaptQuint » Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:14 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:13 pm
CaptQuint wrote: ↑ Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:20 pm
Clark: Pardon me, uh I wonder if you could tell me how to get back on the expressway?
Pimp: Hey fuck yo mama!
Clark: Thank you very much!
Surprisingly, this line is cut out of the TV version.
Tv version
What I look like Christopher Columbo?
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk