To infinity... and beyond!
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To infinity... and beyond!
I've been off my feet for 2 1/2 days with the worst lower back pain I've ever had. Just going to the washroom to take a piss is torture. Nothing is working.
So I've developed a new battle plan for today.
Acetaminophen ...
Ibuprofen ...
T1's with Codeine ...
Pregabalin ...
Booze ...
Weed ...
Alright, excruciating lower back pain... BRING IT ON, BITCH! GAME ON!!!!!
(I apologize in advance if my posts happen to get a little fucked up later on today )
So I've developed a new battle plan for today.
Acetaminophen ...
Ibuprofen ...
T1's with Codeine ...
Pregabalin ...
Booze ...
Weed ...
Alright, excruciating lower back pain... BRING IT ON, BITCH! GAME ON!!!!!
(I apologize in advance if my posts happen to get a little fucked up later on today )
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Re: To infinity... and beyond!
laying down isn't great for the back either. Try to get some walks in.....physical activity is the best thing to get you back on your feet.
I blame Biker.
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Re: To infinity... and beyond!
Naproxin really helps.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Jun 28, 2019 5:45 pm I've been off my feet for 2 1/2 days with the worst lower back pain I've ever had. Just going to the washroom to take a piss is torture. Nothing is working.
So I've developed a new battle plan for today.
Acetaminophen ...
Ibuprofen ...
T1's with Codeine ...
Pregabalin ...
Booze ...
Weed ...
Alright, excruciating lower back pain... BRING IT ON, BITCH! GAME ON!!!!!
(I apologize in advance if my posts happen to get a little fucked up later on today )
Pregabalin put me in emerg 3 times in 2 weeks. Totally zombified me.
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
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Re: To infinity... and beyond!
Have you checked your windshield wiper fluids?
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Re: To infinity... and beyond!
You saw my last drunk post, right?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Jun 28, 2019 5:45 pm I've been off my feet for 2 1/2 days with the worst lower back pain I've ever had. Just going to the washroom to take a piss is torture. Nothing is working.
So I've developed a new battle plan for today.
Acetaminophen ...
Ibuprofen ...
T1's with Codeine ...
Pregabalin ...
Booze ...
Weed ...
Alright, excruciating lower back pain... BRING IT ON, BITCH! GAME ON!!!!!
(I apologize in advance if my posts happen to get a little fucked up later on today )
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Re: To infinity... and beyond!
Kratom.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Jun 28, 2019 5:45 pm I've been off my feet for 2 1/2 days with the worst lower back pain I've ever had. Just going to the washroom to take a piss is torture. Nothing is working.
So I've developed a new battle plan for today.
Acetaminophen ...
Ibuprofen ...
T1's with Codeine ...
Pregabalin ...
Booze ...
Weed ...
Alright, excruciating lower back pain... BRING IT ON, BITCH! GAME ON!!!!!
(I apologize in advance if my posts happen to get a little fucked up later on today )
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Re: To infinity... and beyond!
Go easy mixing the T3's and acetaminophen easy to overdose and then bye bye liver.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Jun 28, 2019 5:45 pm I've been off my feet for 2 1/2 days with the worst lower back pain I've ever had. Just going to the washroom to take a piss is torture. Nothing is working.
So I've developed a new battle plan for today.
Acetaminophen ...
Ibuprofen ...
T1's with Codeine ...
Pregabalin ...
Booze ...
Weed ...
Alright, excruciating lower back pain... BRING IT ON, BITCH! GAME ON!!!!!
(I apologize in advance if my posts happen to get a little fucked up later on today )
Re: To infinity... and beyond!
May I suggest since you are in such pain and bedridden, perfect time to order a couple of math books from your local library and bone up on the skills. Just saying.
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Re: To infinity... and beyond!
There you go with the math thing again. After all this time I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What math?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:25 am May I suggest since you are in such pain and bedridden, perfect time to order a couple of math books from your local library and bone up on the skills. Just saying.
Re: To infinity... and beyond!
You will never be allowed ever in UJR going forward to ever host any Sporting season long contest. What was the Bon Jovi song "Went down in a Blaze of Glory".Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:11 pmThere you go with the math thing again. After all this time I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What math?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:25 am May I suggest since you are in such pain and bedridden, perfect time to order a couple of math books from your local library and bone up on the skills. Just saying.
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Re: To infinity... and beyond!
Really? Not allowed by who?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:54 amYou will never be allowed ever in UJR going forward to ever host any Sporting season long contest. What was the Bon Jovi song "Went down in a Blaze of Glory".Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:11 pmThere you go with the math thing again. After all this time I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What math?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:25 am May I suggest since you are in such pain and bedridden, perfect time to order a couple of math books from your local library and bone up on the skills. Just saying.
"Went down in a blaze of glory"? The entire site shut down, you fucking retard.
As a matter of fact, now that you've said that... I think I'll host another UJ NFL pool this year. Should be fun.
And for the umpteenth time... what fucking math? Why can't you answer that question?
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Re: To infinity... and beyond!
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jun 30, 2019 2:16 amReally? Not allowed by who?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:54 amYou will never be allowed ever in UJR going forward to ever host any Sporting season long contest. What was the Bon Jovi song "Went down in a Blaze of Glory".Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:11 pmThere you go with the math thing again. After all this time I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What math?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:25 am May I suggest since you are in such pain and bedridden, perfect time to order a couple of math books from your local library and bone up on the skills. Just saying.
"Went down in a blaze of glory"? The entire site shut down, you fucking retard.
As a matter of fact, now that you've said that... I think I'll host another UJ NFL pool this year. Should be fun.
And for the umpteenth time... what fucking math? Why can't you answer that question?
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Re: To infinity... and beyond!
Save your liver damage. Skip NSAIDS and focus on opiates and alcohol. In the proper combination you'll feel a nice warm glow. And your cuntiness will mellow.
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Re: To infinity... and beyond!
Good luck with that. Did it for 5 years when you had over 1,000 UJ members with maybe a handful participating every year. Go for it. You can watch as nobody gives a shit. Should solve any math problems you wish to avoid.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jun 30, 2019 2:16 am.. I think I'll host another UJ NFL pool this year.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:54 amYou will never be allowed ever in UJR going forward to ever host any Sporting season long contest. What was the Bon Jovi song "Went down in a Blaze of Glory".Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:11 pmThere you go with the math thing again. After all this time I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What math?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:25 am May I suggest since you are in such pain and bedridden, perfect time to order a couple of math books from your local library and bone up on the skills. Just saying.
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Re: To infinity... and beyond!
But... but... you said I'm not ALLOWED!!!WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:09 pmGood luck with that. Did it for 5 years when you had over 1,000 UJ members with maybe a handful participating every year. Go for it. You can watch as nobody gives a shit. Should solve any math problems you wish to avoid.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Jun 30, 2019 2:16 am.. I think I'll host another UJ NFL pool this year.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:54 amYou will never be allowed ever in UJR going forward to ever host any Sporting season long contest. What was the Bon Jovi song "Went down in a Blaze of Glory".Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:11 pmThere you go with the math thing again. After all this time I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What math?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:25 am May I suggest since you are in such pain and bedridden, perfect time to order a couple of math books from your local library and bone up on the skills. Just saying.
What math?
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Re: To infinity... and beyond!
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:54 am You will never be allowed ever in UJR going forward to ever host any Sporting season long contest.
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Re: To infinity... and beyond!
If it's that bad see a doctor dumbass. That's how you get the good shit.
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Re: To infinity... and beyond!
I did see my doctor. That's how I got the Pregabalin.AnalHamster wrote: ↑Sun Jun 30, 2019 10:44 pm If it's that bad see a doctor dumbass. That's how you get the good shit.