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To infinity... and beyond!

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I've been off my feet for 2 1/2 days with the worst lower back pain I've ever had. Just going to the washroom to take a piss is torture. Nothing is working.
So I've developed a new battle plan for today.

Acetaminophen ... ✔️
Ibuprofen ... ✔️
T1's with Codeine ... ✔️
Pregabalin ... ✔️
Booze ... ✔️
Weed ... ✔️

Alright, excruciating lower back pain... BRING IT ON, BITCH! GAME ON!!!!!







(I apologize in advance if my posts happen to get a little fucked up later on today :lol: )
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laying down isn't great for the back either. Try to get some walks in.....physical activity is the best thing to get you back on your feet.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 5:45 pm I've been off my feet for 2 1/2 days with the worst lower back pain I've ever had. Just going to the washroom to take a piss is torture. Nothing is working.
So I've developed a new battle plan for today.

Acetaminophen ... ✔️
Ibuprofen ... ✔️
T1's with Codeine ... ✔️
Pregabalin ... ✔️
Booze ... ✔️
Weed ... ✔️

Alright, excruciating lower back pain... BRING IT ON, BITCH! GAME ON!!!!!







(I apologize in advance if my posts happen to get a little fucked up later on today :lol: )
Naproxin really helps.

Pregabalin put me in emerg 3 times in 2 weeks. Totally zombified me.
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Have you checked your windshield wiper fluids?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 5:45 pm I've been off my feet for 2 1/2 days with the worst lower back pain I've ever had. Just going to the washroom to take a piss is torture. Nothing is working.
So I've developed a new battle plan for today.

Acetaminophen ... ✔️
Ibuprofen ... ✔️
T1's with Codeine ... ✔️
Pregabalin ... ✔️
Booze ... ✔️
Weed ... ✔️

Alright, excruciating lower back pain... BRING IT ON, BITCH! GAME ON!!!!!







(I apologize in advance if my posts happen to get a little fucked up later on today :lol: )
You saw my last drunk post, right?
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I prescribe hookers and coke.
wut?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 5:45 pm I've been off my feet for 2 1/2 days with the worst lower back pain I've ever had. Just going to the washroom to take a piss is torture. Nothing is working.
So I've developed a new battle plan for today.

Acetaminophen ... ✔️
Ibuprofen ... ✔️
T1's with Codeine ... ✔️
Pregabalin ... ✔️
Booze ... ✔️
Weed ... ✔️

Alright, excruciating lower back pain... BRING IT ON, BITCH! GAME ON!!!!!







(I apologize in advance if my posts happen to get a little fucked up later on today :lol: )
Kratom.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Jun 28, 2019 5:45 pm I've been off my feet for 2 1/2 days with the worst lower back pain I've ever had. Just going to the washroom to take a piss is torture. Nothing is working.
So I've developed a new battle plan for today.

Acetaminophen ... ✔️
Ibuprofen ... ✔️
T1's with Codeine ... ✔️
Pregabalin ... ✔️
Booze ... ✔️
Weed ... ✔️

Alright, excruciating lower back pain... BRING IT ON, BITCH! GAME ON!!!!!







(I apologize in advance if my posts happen to get a little fucked up later on today :lol: )
Go easy mixing the T3's and acetaminophen easy to overdose and then bye bye liver.
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May I suggest since you are in such pain and bedridden, perfect time to order a couple of math books from your local library and bone up on the skills. Just saying.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:25 am May I suggest since you are in such pain and bedridden, perfect time to order a couple of math books from your local library and bone up on the skills. Just saying.
There you go with the math thing again. After all this time I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What math?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:11 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:25 am May I suggest since you are in such pain and bedridden, perfect time to order a couple of math books from your local library and bone up on the skills. Just saying.
There you go with the math thing again. After all this time I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What math?
You will never be allowed ever in UJR going forward to ever host any Sporting season long contest. What was the Bon Jovi song "Went down in a Blaze of Glory".
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:54 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:11 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:25 am May I suggest since you are in such pain and bedridden, perfect time to order a couple of math books from your local library and bone up on the skills. Just saying.
There you go with the math thing again. After all this time I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What math?
You will never be allowed ever in UJR going forward to ever host any Sporting season long contest. What was the Bon Jovi song "Went down in a Blaze of Glory".
Really? Not allowed by who?
"Went down in a blaze of glory"? The entire site shut down, you fucking retard.

As a matter of fact, now that you've said that... I think I'll host another UJ NFL pool this year. Should be fun.

And for the umpteenth time... what fucking math? Why can't you answer that question?
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Count me in so long as I can join mid-season and claim victory.
wut?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 2:16 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:54 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:11 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:25 am May I suggest since you are in such pain and bedridden, perfect time to order a couple of math books from your local library and bone up on the skills. Just saying.
There you go with the math thing again. After all this time I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What math?
You will never be allowed ever in UJR going forward to ever host any Sporting season long contest. What was the Bon Jovi song "Went down in a Blaze of Glory".
Really? Not allowed by who?
"Went down in a blaze of glory"? The entire site shut down, you fucking retard.

As a matter of fact, now that you've said that... I think I'll host another UJ NFL pool this year. Should be fun.

And for the umpteenth time... what fucking math? Why can't you answer that question?
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Save your liver damage. Skip NSAIDS and focus on opiates and alcohol. In the proper combination you'll feel a nice warm glow. And your cuntiness will mellow.
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My cuntiness .... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 2:16 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:54 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:11 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:25 am May I suggest since you are in such pain and bedridden, perfect time to order a couple of math books from your local library and bone up on the skills. Just saying.
There you go with the math thing again. After all this time I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What math?
You will never be allowed ever in UJR going forward to ever host any Sporting season long contest. What was the Bon Jovi song "Went down in a Blaze of Glory".
.. I think I'll host another UJ NFL pool this year.
Good luck with that. Did it for 5 years when you had over 1,000 UJ members with maybe a handful participating every year. Go for it. You can watch as nobody gives a shit. Should solve any math problems you wish to avoid.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 8:09 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 2:16 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:54 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 3:11 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:25 am May I suggest since you are in such pain and bedridden, perfect time to order a couple of math books from your local library and bone up on the skills. Just saying.
There you go with the math thing again. After all this time I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about. What math?
You will never be allowed ever in UJR going forward to ever host any Sporting season long contest. What was the Bon Jovi song "Went down in a Blaze of Glory".
.. I think I'll host another UJ NFL pool this year.
Good luck with that. Did it for 5 years when you had over 1,000 UJ members with maybe a handful participating every year. Go for it. You can watch as nobody gives a shit. Should solve any math problems you wish to avoid.
But... but... you said I'm not ALLOWED!!!

What math?

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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:54 am You will never be allowed ever in UJR going forward to ever host any Sporting season long contest.
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If it's that bad see a doctor dumbass. That's how you get the good shit.
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AnalHamster wrote: Sun Jun 30, 2019 10:44 pm If it's that bad see a doctor dumbass. That's how you get the good shit.
I did see my doctor. That's how I got the Pregabalin.
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