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She'd think she was getting pounded by a sledge hammer.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Re: Post tits noob NSFW

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Blast wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:47 am
Deathproof wrote: Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:54 pm Image
She'd think she was getting pounded by a sledge hammer.
It's the internet, man; We're all packing armadillos in our trousers.
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Zerobeat wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:18 pm
Blast wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:47 am
Deathproof wrote: Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:54 pm Image
She'd think she was getting pounded by a sledge hammer.
t brag

It's the internet, man; We're all packing armadillos in our trousers.
Not me. I'm average. I don't brag about that. Or money. It's pointless.
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Re: Post tits noob NSFW

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necronomous wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:16 pm
Zerobeat wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:18 pm
Blast wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:47 am
Deathproof wrote: Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:54 pm Image
She'd think she was getting pounded by a sledge hammer.
t brag

It's the internet, man; We're all packing armadillos in our trousers.
Not me. I'm average. I don't brag about that. Or money. It's pointless.
Ditto
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Re: Post tits noob NSFW

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Deathproof wrote: Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:54 pm Image
So nobody is gonna mention that these are basically JCW's wonky tits?
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:51 pm
Deathproof wrote: Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:54 pm Image
So nobody is gonna mention that these are basically JCW's wonky tits?
I don't think they were that big were they?
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CaptQuint wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:54 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:51 pm
Deathproof wrote: Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:54 pm Image
So nobody is gonna mention that these are basically JCW's wonky tits?
I don't think they were that big were they?
IIRC those are pretty damn close but admittedly its been awhile since I've seen JCW's rack.
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Charliesheen wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:42 pm
necronomous wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:16 pm
Zerobeat wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:18 pm
Blast wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:47 am
Deathproof wrote: Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:54 pm Image
She'd think she was getting pounded by a sledge hammer.
t brag

It's the internet, man; We're all packing armadillos in our trousers.
Not me. I'm average. I don't brag about that. Or money. It's pointless.
Ditto
I never said for how long
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Blast wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 2:42 am
Charliesheen wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:42 pm
necronomous wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:16 pm
Zerobeat wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:18 pm
Blast wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:47 am
Deathproof wrote: Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:54 pm Image
She'd think she was getting pounded by a sledge hammer.
t brag

It's the internet, man; We're all packing armadillos in our trousers.
Not me. I'm average. I don't brag about that. Or money. It's pointless.
Ditto
I never said for how long
I'm saddened that no one got the reference, yet not completely surprised.
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Zerobeat wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:54 pm
Blast wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 2:42 am
Charliesheen wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:42 pm
necronomous wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:16 pm
Zerobeat wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:18 pm
Blast wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:47 am She'd think she was getting pounded by a sledge hammer.
t brag

It's the internet, man; We're all packing armadillos in our trousers.
Not me. I'm average. I don't brag about that. Or money. It's pointless.
Ditto
I never said for how long
I'm saddened that no one got the reference, yet not completely surprised.
sorry, there is so much bragging on here that's what I figured it was referencing. That being said, I don't remember movie lines too well. Even if I watch it several times.
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Google didn't help, but I did find this:

http://www.returnofkings.com/49088/mill ... ll-useless
The Rude Awakening
With the failure of their messiah, Obama, and his faux utopia along with the rude awakening from crushing student debt, perhaps this generation will reverse their thinking. Perhaps the recent election of conservatives sweeping the political realm is symbolic start of this? I remain skeptical, but who knows. I guess it’s possible that this generation could start to view their outdated post-modern beliefs and change the course of this generation.
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necronomous wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:18 pm
Zerobeat wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:54 pm
Blast wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 2:42 am
Charliesheen wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:42 pm
necronomous wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:16 pm
Zerobeat wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 4:18 pm t brag

It's the internet, man; We're all packing armadillos in our trousers.
Not me. I'm average. I don't brag about that. Or money. It's pointless.
Ditto
I never said for how long
I'm saddened that no one got the reference, yet not completely surprised.
sorry, there is so much bragging on here that's what I figured it was referencing. That being said, I don't remember movie lines too well. Even if I watch it several times.
It's definitely in reference to the bragging. It's from "This Is Spinal Tap".
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Zerobeat wrote: Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:42 am
necronomous wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:18 pm
Zerobeat wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:54 pm
Blast wrote: Tue Sep 10, 2019 2:42 am
Charliesheen wrote: Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:42 pm
necronomous wrote: Sun Sep 08, 2019 10:16 pm Not me. I'm average. I don't brag about that. Or money. It's pointless.
Ditto
I never said for how long
I'm saddened that no one got the reference, yet not completely surprised.
sorry, there is so much bragging on here that's what I figured it was referencing. That being said, I don't remember movie lines too well. Even if I watch it several times.
It's definitely in reference to the bragging. It's from "This Is Spinal Tap".
Ok. Well yes I've seen it. Nope don't remember.
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat Sep 14, 2019 6:00 pm Image
The VHS tape was paused right there many times in my teen years.
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This one was often paused as well.

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