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Enough is enough, you assholes! Don't fuck with Bond!

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A while ago there was a big push by people who want the next James Bond to be a black man. Okay, whatever. If they make the next Bond a black dude I'll still go see the movie. Why not? It bugs me that people want the next Bond to be black just for the SAKE of him being a black dude, but it wouldn't ruin the franchise for me. But then Daniel Craig signed up for another film and all that talk sort of faded away.

Bond 25 is currently filming. They're not even done making the film yet.
And already the internet is starting to fill up with people who want the next Bond to be... wait for it ... a woman!

STFU you retarded PC idiots! Don't fuck with Bond! Go find your fucking safe place, crawl into it, and shut your fucking pie holes!


That is all.
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Oh good, another RD meltdown.
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I have my moments.
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I'm starting a campaign for a Leslie Bond, a cross dressing agent fighting for gender reassignment surgery.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:34 pm A while ago there was a big push by people who want the next James Bond to be a black man. Okay, whatever. If they make the next Bond a black dude I'll still go see the movie. Why not? It bugs me that people want the next Bond to be black just for the SAKE of him being a black dude, but it wouldn't ruin the franchise for me. But then Daniel Craig signed up for another film and all that talk sort of faded away.

Bond 25 is currently filming. They're not even done making the film yet.
And already the internet is starting to fill up with people who want the next Bond to be... wait for it ... a woman!

STFU you retarded PC idiots! Don't fuck with Bond! Go find your fucking safe place, crawl into it, and shut your fucking pie holes!


That is all.
I'd be O.K. with Idris Elba doing it. He's a badass.
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FSchmertz wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:52 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:34 pm A while ago there was a big push by people who want the next James Bond to be a black man. Okay, whatever. If they make the next Bond a black dude I'll still go see the movie. Why not? It bugs me that people want the next Bond to be black just for the SAKE of him being a black dude, but it wouldn't ruin the franchise for me. But then Daniel Craig signed up for another film and all that talk sort of faded away.

Bond 25 is currently filming. They're not even done making the film yet.
And already the internet is starting to fill up with people who want the next Bond to be... wait for it ... a woman!

STFU you retarded PC idiots! Don't fuck with Bond! Go find your fucking safe place, crawl into it, and shut your fucking pie holes!


That is all.
I'd be O.K. with Idris Elba doing it. He's a badass.
He would make a very ugly female Bond.
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PimpDaddy wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:53 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:52 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:34 pm A while ago there was a big push by people who want the next James Bond to be a black man. Okay, whatever. If they make the next Bond a black dude I'll still go see the movie. Why not? It bugs me that people want the next Bond to be black just for the SAKE of him being a black dude, but it wouldn't ruin the franchise for me. But then Daniel Craig signed up for another film and all that talk sort of faded away.

Bond 25 is currently filming. They're not even done making the film yet.
And already the internet is starting to fill up with people who want the next Bond to be... wait for it ... a woman!

STFU you retarded PC idiots! Don't fuck with Bond! Go find your fucking safe place, crawl into it, and shut your fucking pie holes!


That is all.
I'd be O.K. with Idris Elba doing it. He's a badass.
He would make a very ugly female Bond.
He could pull it off, he's got range.

(hmm...were'd I steal that from? ;) )
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FSchmertz wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:52 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:34 pm A while ago there was a big push by people who want the next James Bond to be a black man. Okay, whatever. If they make the next Bond a black dude I'll still go see the movie. Why not? It bugs me that people want the next Bond to be black just for the SAKE of him being a black dude, but it wouldn't ruin the franchise for me. But then Daniel Craig signed up for another film and all that talk sort of faded away.

Bond 25 is currently filming. They're not even done making the film yet.
And already the internet is starting to fill up with people who want the next Bond to be... wait for it ... a woman!

STFU you retarded PC idiots! Don't fuck with Bond! Go find your fucking safe place, crawl into it, and shut your fucking pie holes!


That is all.
I'd be O.K. with Idris Elba doing it. He's a badass.
Elba would make a terrible Bond. He'd be 50 years old before filming started, and he's a borderline actor at best.
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Wut wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:45 pm I'm starting a campaign for a Leslie Bond, a cross dressing agent fighting for gender reassignment surgery.
I like it. Or he could fly to a Cali jail,and get it for free. Cruel and inhuman not to provide it, doncha know.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:05 pm he's a borderline actor at best.
I watched a few episodes of Luther with him in it. Your usage of the term borderline is a massive gift. The guy flat out sucks.
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beagleboy wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:50 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:05 pm he's a borderline actor at best.
I watched a few episodes of Luther with him in it. Your usage of the term borderline is a massive gift. The guy flat out sucks.
And Luther was his best work. You'd have to hit that guy with a brick to get a facial expression out of him.
If you want to see some truly bad acting, go watch him in "The Dark Tower".
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They should spin off the Jinx character Halle Berry played in "Die Another Day".
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Antknot wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:10 pm They should spin off the Jinx character Halle Berry played in "Die Another Day".
It's well known that Bond 25 has a female 00 agent in it and that's what's got all these retards starting to cry for a female Bond. :roll:
And I think Halle Berry would do better with a John Wick spinoff.
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It does annoy me that they can't just introduce a new character in the same framework, but with bond and Dr who the main character keeps getting swapped out anyway, so fuck it.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:34 pm A while ago there was a big push by people who want the next James Bond to be a black man. Okay, whatever. If they make the next Bond a black dude I'll still go see the movie. Why not? It bugs me that people want the next Bond to be black just for the SAKE of him being a black dude, but it wouldn't ruin the franchise for me. But then Daniel Craig signed up for another film and all that talk sort of faded away.

Bond 25 is currently filming. They're not even done making the film yet.
And already the internet is starting to fill up with people who want the next Bond to be... wait for it ... a woman!

STFU you retarded PC idiots! Don't fuck with Bond! Go find your fucking safe place, crawl into it, and shut your fucking pie holes!


That is all.
Your white male privilege is showing.
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AnalHamster wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:23 pm It does annoy me that they can't just introduce a new character in the same framework, but with bond and Dr who the main character keeps getting swapped out anyway, so fuck it.
They have been making Bond films for 55 years. So yeah, they gotta change the actor every now and then.
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Here's a novel idea: how about somebody just writes a great story for a female spy? What is the point of switching Bond to a woman other than to appease PC culture? No legitimate purpose is served. If I'm not mistaken there are already female spies with the "OO" designation so give one of them a great story. Problem solved.
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necronomous wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:29 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:34 pm A while ago there was a big push by people who want the next James Bond to be a black man. Okay, whatever. If they make the next Bond a black dude I'll still go see the movie. Why not? It bugs me that people want the next Bond to be black just for the SAKE of him being a black dude, but it wouldn't ruin the franchise for me. But then Daniel Craig signed up for another film and all that talk sort of faded away.

Bond 25 is currently filming. They're not even done making the film yet.
And already the internet is starting to fill up with people who want the next Bond to be... wait for it ... a woman!

STFU you retarded PC idiots! Don't fuck with Bond! Go find your fucking safe place, crawl into it, and shut your fucking pie holes!


That is all.
Your white male privilege is showing.
I clearly said that a black James Bond wouldn't bother me.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:41 pm Here's a novel idea: how about somebody just writes a great story for a female spy? What is the point of switching Bond to a woman other than to appease PC culture? No legitimate purpose is served. If I'm not mistaken there are already female spies with the "OO" designation so give one of them a great story. Problem solved.
Exactly! Just extend the Bond universe.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:42 pm
necronomous wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:29 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:34 pm A while ago there was a big push by people who want the next James Bond to be a black man. Okay, whatever. If they make the next Bond a black dude I'll still go see the movie. Why not? It bugs me that people want the next Bond to be black just for the SAKE of him being a black dude, but it wouldn't ruin the franchise for me. But then Daniel Craig signed up for another film and all that talk sort of faded away.

Bond 25 is currently filming. They're not even done making the film yet.
And already the internet is starting to fill up with people who want the next Bond to be... wait for it ... a woman!

STFU you retarded PC idiots! Don't fuck with Bond! Go find your fucking safe place, crawl into it, and shut your fucking pie holes!


That is all.
Your white male privilege is showing.
I clearly said that a black James Bond wouldn't bother me.
So as long as it's sex it's fine to hate on, just not race.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:43 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:41 pm Here's a novel idea: how about somebody just writes a great story for a female spy? What is the point of switching Bond to a woman other than to appease PC culture? No legitimate purpose is served. If I'm not mistaken there are already female spies with the "OO" designation so give one of them a great story. Problem solved.
Exactly! Just extend the Bond universe.
It actually could lead into something amazing with James and the new girl doing a couple separate movies (in the same universe) culminating in a joint venture where they ultimately team up to take down the bad guy.
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Bond should be a transgender dwarf of Asian descent. Anything else is an affront to our progressive values.
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:48 pm Bond should be a transgender dwarf of Asian descent. Anything else is an affront to our progressive values.
I'm with you as long as he is also diagnosed with autism.
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AnalHamster wrote: Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:23 pm It does annoy me that they can't just introduce a new character in the same framework, but with bond and Dr who the main character keeps getting swapped out anyway, so fuck it.
Dr. Who introduced Missy, the female regeneration of the Master, his ex-friend Timelord turned nemesis.

The actress playing that part was awesome. It would be interesting if the current Doctor and Missy met (hey, she was killed by an earlier Master, but timey-whimey...stuff! ;) )

It was well known that Timelords had female regenerations. I kind of suspect that Missy might've been a trial to see how fans would react to a woman Doctor.
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