Enough is enough, you assholes! Don't fuck with Bond!
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Enough is enough, you assholes! Don't fuck with Bond!
A while ago there was a big push by people who want the next James Bond to be a black man. Okay, whatever. If they make the next Bond a black dude I'll still go see the movie. Why not? It bugs me that people want the next Bond to be black just for the SAKE of him being a black dude, but it wouldn't ruin the franchise for me. But then Daniel Craig signed up for another film and all that talk sort of faded away.
Bond 25 is currently filming. They're not even done making the film yet.
And already the internet is starting to fill up with people who want the next Bond to be... wait for it ... a woman!
STFU you retarded PC idiots! Don't fuck with Bond! Go find your fucking safe place, crawl into it, and shut your fucking pie holes!
That is all.
Bond 25 is currently filming. They're not even done making the film yet.
And already the internet is starting to fill up with people who want the next Bond to be... wait for it ... a woman!
STFU you retarded PC idiots! Don't fuck with Bond! Go find your fucking safe place, crawl into it, and shut your fucking pie holes!
That is all.
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Re: Enough is enough, you assholes! Don't fuck with Bond!
Oh good, another RD meltdown.
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Re: Enough is enough, you assholes! Don't fuck with Bond!
I'm starting a campaign for a Leslie Bond, a cross dressing agent fighting for gender reassignment surgery.
wut?
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Re: Enough is enough, you assholes! Don't fuck with Bond!
I'd be O.K. with Idris Elba doing it. He's a badass.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:34 pm A while ago there was a big push by people who want the next James Bond to be a black man. Okay, whatever. If they make the next Bond a black dude I'll still go see the movie. Why not? It bugs me that people want the next Bond to be black just for the SAKE of him being a black dude, but it wouldn't ruin the franchise for me. But then Daniel Craig signed up for another film and all that talk sort of faded away.
Bond 25 is currently filming. They're not even done making the film yet.
And already the internet is starting to fill up with people who want the next Bond to be... wait for it ... a woman!
STFU you retarded PC idiots! Don't fuck with Bond! Go find your fucking safe place, crawl into it, and shut your fucking pie holes!
That is all.
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Re: Enough is enough, you assholes! Don't fuck with Bond!
He would make a very ugly female Bond.FSchmertz wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:52 pmI'd be O.K. with Idris Elba doing it. He's a badass.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:34 pm A while ago there was a big push by people who want the next James Bond to be a black man. Okay, whatever. If they make the next Bond a black dude I'll still go see the movie. Why not? It bugs me that people want the next Bond to be black just for the SAKE of him being a black dude, but it wouldn't ruin the franchise for me. But then Daniel Craig signed up for another film and all that talk sort of faded away.
Bond 25 is currently filming. They're not even done making the film yet.
And already the internet is starting to fill up with people who want the next Bond to be... wait for it ... a woman!
STFU you retarded PC idiots! Don't fuck with Bond! Go find your fucking safe place, crawl into it, and shut your fucking pie holes!
That is all.
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Re: Enough is enough, you assholes! Don't fuck with Bond!
He could pull it off, he's got range.PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:53 pmHe would make a very ugly female Bond.FSchmertz wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:52 pmI'd be O.K. with Idris Elba doing it. He's a badass.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:34 pm A while ago there was a big push by people who want the next James Bond to be a black man. Okay, whatever. If they make the next Bond a black dude I'll still go see the movie. Why not? It bugs me that people want the next Bond to be black just for the SAKE of him being a black dude, but it wouldn't ruin the franchise for me. But then Daniel Craig signed up for another film and all that talk sort of faded away.
Bond 25 is currently filming. They're not even done making the film yet.
And already the internet is starting to fill up with people who want the next Bond to be... wait for it ... a woman!
STFU you retarded PC idiots! Don't fuck with Bond! Go find your fucking safe place, crawl into it, and shut your fucking pie holes!
That is all.
(hmm...were'd I steal that from? )
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Re: Enough is enough, you assholes! Don't fuck with Bond!
Elba would make a terrible Bond. He'd be 50 years old before filming started, and he's a borderline actor at best.FSchmertz wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:52 pmI'd be O.K. with Idris Elba doing it. He's a badass.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:34 pm A while ago there was a big push by people who want the next James Bond to be a black man. Okay, whatever. If they make the next Bond a black dude I'll still go see the movie. Why not? It bugs me that people want the next Bond to be black just for the SAKE of him being a black dude, but it wouldn't ruin the franchise for me. But then Daniel Craig signed up for another film and all that talk sort of faded away.
Bond 25 is currently filming. They're not even done making the film yet.
And already the internet is starting to fill up with people who want the next Bond to be... wait for it ... a woman!
STFU you retarded PC idiots! Don't fuck with Bond! Go find your fucking safe place, crawl into it, and shut your fucking pie holes!
That is all.
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Re: Enough is enough, you assholes! Don't fuck with Bond!
I like it. Or he could fly to a Cali jail,and get it for free. Cruel and inhuman not to provide it, doncha know.
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Re: Enough is enough, you assholes! Don't fuck with Bond!
I watched a few episodes of Luther with him in it. Your usage of the term borderline is a massive gift. The guy flat out sucks.
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And Luther was his best work. You'd have to hit that guy with a brick to get a facial expression out of him.
If you want to see some truly bad acting, go watch him in "The Dark Tower".
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Re: Enough is enough, you assholes! Don't fuck with Bond!
They should spin off the Jinx character Halle Berry played in "Die Another Day".
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It's well known that Bond 25 has a female 00 agent in it and that's what's got all these retards starting to cry for a female Bond.
And I think Halle Berry would do better with a John Wick spinoff.
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Re: Enough is enough, you assholes! Don't fuck with Bond!
It does annoy me that they can't just introduce a new character in the same framework, but with bond and Dr who the main character keeps getting swapped out anyway, so fuck it.
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Re: Enough is enough, you assholes! Don't fuck with Bond!
Your white male privilege is showing.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:34 pm A while ago there was a big push by people who want the next James Bond to be a black man. Okay, whatever. If they make the next Bond a black dude I'll still go see the movie. Why not? It bugs me that people want the next Bond to be black just for the SAKE of him being a black dude, but it wouldn't ruin the franchise for me. But then Daniel Craig signed up for another film and all that talk sort of faded away.
Bond 25 is currently filming. They're not even done making the film yet.
And already the internet is starting to fill up with people who want the next Bond to be... wait for it ... a woman!
STFU you retarded PC idiots! Don't fuck with Bond! Go find your fucking safe place, crawl into it, and shut your fucking pie holes!
That is all.
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They have been making Bond films for 55 years. So yeah, they gotta change the actor every now and then.AnalHamster wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:23 pm It does annoy me that they can't just introduce a new character in the same framework, but with bond and Dr who the main character keeps getting swapped out anyway, so fuck it.
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Re: Enough is enough, you assholes! Don't fuck with Bond!
Here's a novel idea: how about somebody just writes a great story for a female spy? What is the point of switching Bond to a woman other than to appease PC culture? No legitimate purpose is served. If I'm not mistaken there are already female spies with the "OO" designation so give one of them a great story. Problem solved.
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I clearly said that a black James Bond wouldn't bother me.necronomous wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:29 pmYour white male privilege is showing.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:34 pm A while ago there was a big push by people who want the next James Bond to be a black man. Okay, whatever. If they make the next Bond a black dude I'll still go see the movie. Why not? It bugs me that people want the next Bond to be black just for the SAKE of him being a black dude, but it wouldn't ruin the franchise for me. But then Daniel Craig signed up for another film and all that talk sort of faded away.
Bond 25 is currently filming. They're not even done making the film yet.
And already the internet is starting to fill up with people who want the next Bond to be... wait for it ... a woman!
STFU you retarded PC idiots! Don't fuck with Bond! Go find your fucking safe place, crawl into it, and shut your fucking pie holes!
That is all.
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Exactly! Just extend the Bond universe.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:41 pm Here's a novel idea: how about somebody just writes a great story for a female spy? What is the point of switching Bond to a woman other than to appease PC culture? No legitimate purpose is served. If I'm not mistaken there are already female spies with the "OO" designation so give one of them a great story. Problem solved.
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Re: Enough is enough, you assholes! Don't fuck with Bond!
So as long as it's sex it's fine to hate on, just not race.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:42 pmI clearly said that a black James Bond wouldn't bother me.necronomous wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:29 pmYour white male privilege is showing.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 2:34 pm A while ago there was a big push by people who want the next James Bond to be a black man. Okay, whatever. If they make the next Bond a black dude I'll still go see the movie. Why not? It bugs me that people want the next Bond to be black just for the SAKE of him being a black dude, but it wouldn't ruin the franchise for me. But then Daniel Craig signed up for another film and all that talk sort of faded away.
Bond 25 is currently filming. They're not even done making the film yet.
And already the internet is starting to fill up with people who want the next Bond to be... wait for it ... a woman!
STFU you retarded PC idiots! Don't fuck with Bond! Go find your fucking safe place, crawl into it, and shut your fucking pie holes!
That is all.
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It actually could lead into something amazing with James and the new girl doing a couple separate movies (in the same universe) culminating in a joint venture where they ultimately team up to take down the bad guy.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:43 pmExactly! Just extend the Bond universe.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:41 pm Here's a novel idea: how about somebody just writes a great story for a female spy? What is the point of switching Bond to a woman other than to appease PC culture? No legitimate purpose is served. If I'm not mistaken there are already female spies with the "OO" designation so give one of them a great story. Problem solved.
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Bond should be a transgender dwarf of Asian descent. Anything else is an affront to our progressive values.
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I'm with you as long as he is also diagnosed with autism.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:48 pm Bond should be a transgender dwarf of Asian descent. Anything else is an affront to our progressive values.
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Dr. Who introduced Missy, the female regeneration of the Master, his ex-friend Timelord turned nemesis.AnalHamster wrote: ↑Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:23 pm It does annoy me that they can't just introduce a new character in the same framework, but with bond and Dr who the main character keeps getting swapped out anyway, so fuck it.
The actress playing that part was awesome. It would be interesting if the current Doctor and Missy met (hey, she was killed by an earlier Master, but timey-whimey...stuff! )
It was well known that Timelords had female regenerations. I kind of suspect that Missy might've been a trial to see how fans would react to a woman Doctor.