Ask me anything. I will not lie.
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- FreakShowFanatic
- 12 Monkeys and More!
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- Reservoir Dog
- Ricky
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Re: Ask me anything. I will not lie.
Cockroaches. I've got a spray that will kill those little fuckers.
- VinceBordenIII
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When did you stop sucking cock?
- VinceBordenIII
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It’s a poor people tax. Poor people can’t fight back.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Tue Oct 08, 2019 9:45 pmWhat? Your bank charges you a fee for not having enough money in your account? Why does your bank get to decide how much money you should have in your account? That's retarded.
- megman
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He must have lost a bet....
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
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I've always been a fan of the NFL. For as long as I can remember. But for years and years I never really had a favorite team. I would watch any game with any two teams. I didn't care, I was just a fan of the sport.
Then one day in 1982 I turned on a game between the Redskins and the Eagles... and I watched three guys named Joe Theismann, John Riggins and Art Monk. By the end of that game I was hooked. I've been a Redskins fan ever since.
- CHEEZY17
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Is Mrs. RD a spitter or a swallower?
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
- megman
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Well, being that it hasn't been asked yet....
Are you Tuesday drunk???
Are you Tuesday drunk???
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
- VinceBordenIII
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See? He never did stop sucking cock.
- Reservoir Dog
- Ricky
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- Reservoir Dog
- Ricky
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Who is your favorite and least favorite UJR poster?
- Reservoir Dog
- Ricky
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Doesn't "run" mean like going away? I see once again you have failed in everything you attempt on UJR. I suggest maybe a different angle. Maybe something not reeking of retardation. Just a suggestion.
- Blast
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Think you know his least favourite.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
- Reservoir Dog
- Ricky
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Now look what you've done! You've used up your 5 minutes for the month of October already!WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:13 pmDoesn't "run" mean like going away? I see once again you have failed in everything you attempt on UJR. I suggest maybe a different angle. Maybe something not reeking of retardation. Just a suggestion.
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And still didn't answer my question about favorite/ non favorite posters on UJR? He said "ask me anything". How about "how many generations back in your past does this retard gene proliferate". Must have been a hell of a coupling.
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OK, thanks. Most favorite. You asked for questions .Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:28 pmThat would be FSF.
- Animal
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WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:31 pmOK, thanks. Most favorite. You asked for questions .Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:28 pmThat would be FSF.
Hi!
- FreakShowFanatic
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too vanilla/no offenseFlumper wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 11:08 pmWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:31 pmOK, thanks. Most favorite. You asked for questions .Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Oct 09, 2019 10:28 pmThat would be FSF.
Hi!
- s.murph
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Does Freak Show Fanatic still have to stand on his tippy toes to piss over a 3 foot fence?
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Easily the best poster in UJ History (never has shown up here in UJR Land) was the "poet" dude from like NH. Looked like "Gandalf" from LOTR. Wittiest member that has ever posted. Can't even remember his name it's been so many years. Miss his satire.