Advice from older members to younger ones.
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Advice from older members to younger ones.
Take care of your feet.
Take care of your teeth.
Dial the sugar intake way back.
That’s all I have right now.
Take care of your teeth.
Dial the sugar intake way back.
That’s all I have right now.
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Re: Advice from older members to younger ones.
Good advice from anyone, to anyone...
Don't be a cunt.
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Re: Advice from older members to younger ones.
get a dna test before you start paying child support
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Re: Advice from older members to younger ones.
If you don't think "Oh hell no, I don't have room for more toilet paper!" when you pass it in the store, buy some.
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Re: Advice from older members to younger ones.
Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
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Re: Advice from older members to younger ones.
Never go cheap on ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, horseradish, puddles of sperm, or olive oil. Always buy the best.
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Re: Advice from older members to younger ones.
I think around here I'm considered a younger member but my best advice for anyone is ALWAYS trust your instincts. We are the only species that ignores our intuition. Stop it.
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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Re: Advice from older members to younger ones.
save 10% of any money you earn
learn how to cook 2 meals on the stove-not in the microwave
know how to change a tire
never lend a book or loan money and expect to be repaid promptly if ever
drink the best you can afford
cam models don't love you
be honest with yourself-nobody else will
always look for the next opportunity
cash is king
know how to wash clothes
fill the gas tank
good lovers are created not born
you can't sing no matter how much you drink
your parents job was over sooner than you think
being 'sorry' means you got caught-don't get caught
learn how to cook 2 meals on the stove-not in the microwave
know how to change a tire
never lend a book or loan money and expect to be repaid promptly if ever
drink the best you can afford
cam models don't love you
be honest with yourself-nobody else will
always look for the next opportunity
cash is king
know how to wash clothes
fill the gas tank
good lovers are created not born
you can't sing no matter how much you drink
your parents job was over sooner than you think
being 'sorry' means you got caught-don't get caught
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Re: Advice from older members to younger ones.
Take care of your knees.
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Re: Advice from older members to younger ones.
Plug in, join. I regret sneering at joiners, even though they’re retarded.
Live below your means.
Take advantage of retirement savings.
You really don’t need a new car, until the old one starts requiring more expensive repairs.
Still, if there’s a car you always wanted, get it.
Don’t be the weak link in the chain.
Be kind to your spouse. Look for the good in them, even in a down cycle.
If you have little kids, a dog saves a lot of cleaning.
Rampant body tattoos is a fad. Don’t get caught up.
Don’t be part of any fad if you can recognize it, especially if it’s destructive.
Live below your means.
Take advantage of retirement savings.
You really don’t need a new car, until the old one starts requiring more expensive repairs.
Still, if there’s a car you always wanted, get it.
Don’t be the weak link in the chain.
Be kind to your spouse. Look for the good in them, even in a down cycle.
If you have little kids, a dog saves a lot of cleaning.
Rampant body tattoos is a fad. Don’t get caught up.
Don’t be part of any fad if you can recognize it, especially if it’s destructive.
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Re: Advice from older members to younger ones.
Only you can make you happy
Everything is a choice whether you like the choices or not and your choice is on you, stop blaming others, take personal responsibility for your decisions/actions
Learn about money and stop complaining others have more, when ANYONE in America at least, can make just as much
Everything is a choice whether you like the choices or not and your choice is on you, stop blaming others, take personal responsibility for your decisions/actions
Learn about money and stop complaining others have more, when ANYONE in America at least, can make just as much
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Re: Advice from older members to younger ones.
Bang all the chicks you can.
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Re: Advice from older members to younger ones.
Are there any younger members here?
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Re: Advice from older members to younger ones.
I think these are all for Geist. I'm sure he is taking notes.
I blame Biker.
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From my grandfather when I was younger: Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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If she tells you she doesn't want anything for her birthday. It's a lie. You better get that present and it better be a good one.
I blame Biker.
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She said she wanted an iPod or an iPhone. I got her an iRon.
And then it started.......
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Re: Advice from older members to younger ones.
This. Girls who simply put themselves out there for you, and girls you would have had to work for. One girl I could have fucked all night long on cocaine. She practically put a huge sign between her legs. I was so dense.
Now I talk to her, years later, remembering i could have had her in her prime, zero effort.
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Yep. I know its a cliche but I sure wish I knew then what I know now.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:18 pmThis. Girls who simply put themselves out there for you, and girls you would have had to work for. One girl I could have fucked all night long on cocaine. She practically put a huge sign between her legs. I was so dense.
Now I talk to her, years later, remembering i could have had her in her prime, zero effort.
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Yep about three missed opportunities for me. Maybe more, but I can only think of three currently.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:38 pmYep. I know its a cliche but I sure wish I knew then what I know now.VinceBordenIII wrote: ↑Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:18 pmThis. Girls who simply put themselves out there for you, and girls you would have had to work for. One girl I could have fucked all night long on cocaine. She practically put a huge sign between her legs. I was so dense.
Now I talk to her, years later, remembering i could have had her in her prime, zero effort.
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Maybe 2 dozen. Sometimes I didn’t feel like putting in the 5 minute effort to talk to them, because I was too busy partying with my friends.