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WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:51 pm
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:17 pm I was wondering if CQ, FSchmertz or anybody else can help me on a historical military episode I've always wanted to research. Happened in late 1939- early 1940 (don't remember exactly when). Legendary German U-boat commander penetrated what was thought to be the impregnable defenses of the main British naval base at Scapa Flow and sunk, damaged many RN ships. And even managed to escape. Any help would be appreciated.
There's a shit load of info on that story within a simple Google search.
But no. You need to pretend to have some knowledge and be interested in this event, and casually seek "help" from people that thinks you're an imbecile in a moronic attempt to seem normal and that you have friends.
And you think it will be somewhat obvious that your usual behavior on this board is just you pretending to be a blithering idiot.

But you reek of so much pathetic behavior that smurphs dead rotting anus smells like flowers in comparison.
:lol: :lol: :lol: We have missed you really bad. Good to see you posting again.
"We"? You're not part of any "we" around here, you delusional dork.
iAnd you really shouldn't pretend to laugh it off and let it go.
It might seem like just trolling insults, but it's your reality. I know you will never see, understand or acknowledge it.
But you're nothing but a bad joke around here.
You're not interesting. You're not original. You're not witty. You're not even such a bad joke that anyone would miss if you left right now and never came back.
Spammers are more significant than you.
:lol: :lol: :lol: That's the spicy attitude that's been missing around here. Savages everything in his path and yet is just a inconsequential UJR'r spewing shit at every turn and is easy to dismiss since he has never actually contributed one lucid thought or I think even a thread to this site. Dime a dozen.
As I said, you shouldn't just laugh it off.
And I've contributed with more original stuff on this, and the old site, than you're capable of recognizing. But that's not surprising.
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Little French boat in town today.
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Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:15 pm Little French boat in town today.

IMG_20191118_165758_resize_30_compress74.jpg
http://www.shipspotting.com/gallery/pho ... id=2991987
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CaptQuint wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:17 pm
Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:15 pm Little French boat in town today.

IMG_20191118_165758_resize_30_compress74.jpg
http://www.shipspotting.com/gallery/pho ... id=2991987
That's it. smaller than a few of the yachts I saw here over Summer.
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Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:03 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:17 pm
Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:15 pm Little French boat in town today.

IMG_20191118_165758_resize_30_compress74.jpg
http://www.shipspotting.com/gallery/pho ... id=2991987
That's it. smaller than a few of the yachts I saw here over Summer.
It's an interesting ship, first I heard of it.
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CaptQuint wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:17 pm
Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:03 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:17 pm
Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:15 pm Little French boat in town today.

IMG_20191118_165758_resize_30_compress74.jpg
http://www.shipspotting.com/gallery/pho ... id=2991987
That's it. smaller than a few of the yachts I saw here over Summer.
It's an interesting ship, first I heard of it.
Hamilton isn't a very busy port but it's cool when these oddball ships pop in.
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Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:26 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:17 pm
Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:03 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:17 pm
Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:15 pm Little French boat in town today.

IMG_20191118_165758_resize_30_compress74.jpg
http://www.shipspotting.com/gallery/pho ... id=2991987
That's it. smaller than a few of the yachts I saw here over Summer.
It's an interesting ship, first I heard of it.
Hamilton isn't a very busy port but it's cool when these oddball ships pop in.
I bet those French Sailors had a good time
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I just checked the shipping schedule and they're here till Thursday, they can get out a bit.
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Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:31 pm I just checked the shipping schedule and they're here till Thursday, they can get out a bit.
I'd go look for them
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:ariel:
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:33 pm
Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:31 pm I just checked the shipping schedule and they're here till Thursday, they can get out a bit.
I'd go look for them
I saw one if the sailors on board wearing his hat, they won't be hard to find.
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Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:40 pm :ariel:
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:33 pm
Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:31 pm I just checked the shipping schedule and they're here till Thursday, they can get out a bit.
I'd go look for them
I saw one if the sailors on board wearing his hat, they won't be hard to find.
il_fullxfull.1349639236_avup_compress3.jpg
Might be out of uniform at bar, look for men drinking wine and eating smelly cheese
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CaptQuint wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:46 pm
Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:40 pm :ariel:
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:33 pm
Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:31 pm I just checked the shipping schedule and they're here till Thursday, they can get out a bit.
I'd go look for them
I saw one if the sailors on board wearing his hat, they won't be hard to find.
il_fullxfull.1349639236_avup_compress3.jpg
Might be out of uniform at bar, look for men drinking wine and eating smelly cheese
If you're not sure they're French make a disparaging remark about Jerry Lewis or make a comment about French ships having oversized rudders to make it easier to turn around and run away, or them having cannons that shoot white flags.
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Blast wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:12 am
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:46 pm
Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:40 pm :ariel:
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:33 pm
Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:31 pm I just checked the shipping schedule and they're here till Thursday, they can get out a bit.
I'd go look for them
I saw one if the sailors on board wearing his hat, they won't be hard to find.
il_fullxfull.1349639236_avup_compress3.jpg
Might be out of uniform at bar, look for men drinking wine and eating smelly cheese
If you're not sure they're French make a disparaging remark about Jerry Lewis or make a comment about French ships having oversized rudders to make it easier to turn around and run away, or them having cannons that shoot white flags.
They're cannon don't shoot, they spike their own guns
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CaptQuint wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:17 am
Blast wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:12 am
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:46 pm
Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:40 pm :ariel:
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:33 pm
Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:31 pm I just checked the shipping schedule and they're here till Thursday, they can get out a bit.
I'd go look for them
I saw one if the sailors on board wearing his hat, they won't be hard to find.
il_fullxfull.1349639236_avup_compress3.jpg
Might be out of uniform at bar, look for men drinking wine and eating smelly cheese
If you're not sure they're French make a disparaging remark about Jerry Lewis or make a comment about French ships having oversized rudders to make it easier to turn around and run away, or them having cannons that shoot white flags.
They're cannon don't shoot, they spike their own guns
I've heard of guys farting to close to a French ship and the white flag flew up the pole.
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CaptQuint wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:17 am
Blast wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:12 am
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:46 pm
Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:40 pm :ariel:
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:33 pm
Wut wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 11:31 pm I just checked the shipping schedule and they're here till Thursday, they can get out a bit.
I'd go look for them
I saw one if the sailors on board wearing his hat, they won't be hard to find.
il_fullxfull.1349639236_avup_compress3.jpg
Might be out of uniform at bar, look for men drinking wine and eating smelly cheese
If you're not sure they're French make a disparaging remark about Jerry Lewis or make a comment about French ships having oversized rudders to make it easier to turn around and run away, or them having cannons that shoot white flags.
Their cannon don't shoot, they spike their own guns
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CaptQuint wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:37 am Image
Has this place completely warped me, or does that missle look like a flying dildo?
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Blast wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:43 am
CaptQuint wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:37 am Image
Has this place completely warped me, or does that missle look like a flying dildo?
I believe it's baguette
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CaptQuint wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:46 am
Blast wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:43 am
CaptQuint wrote: Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:37 am Image
Has this place completely warped me, or does that missle look like a flying dildo?
I believe it's baguette
That could still be a dildo.
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