All the news from the peanut gallery and where all the nasty trash talk fails miserably.
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Nero
Needs to step away from the keyboard.
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#1
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by Nero » Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:08 pm
Nero
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by Nero » Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:48 pm
Padma Lakshmi, Top Chef host
Reservoir Dog
Ricky
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Location: Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.
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by Reservoir Dog » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:11 pm
I'd roll her sushi.
beagleboy
No life apart from this stupid forum board
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Location: Free born
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by beagleboy » Mon Jan 07, 2019 10:29 pm
Growing up I never saw a mom who looked like this.
I never had a teacher which looked like some of the current crop either though.
B-Tender
Christ, get a life already!
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by B-Tender » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:56 pm
Elizabeth Hurley, 53 years old.
B-Tender
Christ, get a life already!
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by B-Tender » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:00 am
Salma Hayek, 52 years old.
B-Tender
Christ, get a life already!
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by B-Tender » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:20 am
deadpetals wrote: ↑ Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:18 am
That woman in the opening pic is Latina, no wonder. They're so beautiful and it's in their genes. The pictures that y'all post from freaking photoshoots and magazines GTFOH lol. I don't trust anything I see online anymore. Now woman on IG are using makeup apps and fucking Facetune and shit. Ugh.
Pretty sure she's of Indian descent.
B-Tender
Christ, get a life already!
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by B-Tender » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:23 am
You do just fine there Miss. And, you likely don't have a personal chef, personal assistant, and may or may not have a personal trainer.
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Blast
Blast-A-Ho
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Location: SOuth Central Cheeseheadistan
Interests: Boobs, metal, boobs
Occupation: Shit lord, Blacksmith, bladesmith, Swordsmith
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by Blast » Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:13 am
I'd rather see a real woman than an artist's rendering of a halfwit who may or may not have had extensive renovations done.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
Hyperv12
Needs to step away from the keyboard.
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Location: Scotland
#12
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by Hyperv12 » Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:23 am
Only when they have that kind of money.
peterosehaircut
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by peterosehaircut » Tue Jan 08, 2019 7:55 pm
You shut your whore mouth!
megman
Nanook of the North
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Location: Halfway between the Equator and the North Pole
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by megman » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:32 pm
Somebody hasn't been looking hard enough.
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
B-Tender
Christ, get a life already!
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by B-Tender » Tue Jan 08, 2019 10:14 pm
I don't think she's 48 yet.
CaptQuint
Christ, get a life already!
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by CaptQuint » Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:06 am
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
B-Tender
Christ, get a life already!
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by B-Tender » Wed Jan 09, 2019 6:36 pm
I remember wathcing an episode of Top Chef years ago, and Natalie Portman was a guest judge with Padma. Padma tried something a little spicy, and said," it was like a little prick in her mouth". Portman busted out yelling, "oh no, don't say that!" I'm not sure Padma got it at the time. The other people at the table stared at their food.
Flapizza
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by Flapizza » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:45 pm
deadpetals wrote: ↑ Wed Jan 09, 2019 12:41 am
I was 31 there. Good Lord. 10 years. Ugh, I'll admit I look like shite right now. I ain't even gonna front lol. I quit smoking and was in a sedentary job for 2ish years. But thanks HF you're sweet. ....and yeah, I was hating on them lol. Carry on fellas. How do I unsubscribe to this thread?
You couldn't look like shit if you tried.
Animal
The Great Pretender
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#21
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by Animal » Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:05 pm
Animal
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#22
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by Animal » Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:07 pm
squirt
More Anal, Less Shenanigans
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Interests: sleep
Occupation: taking care of the dying
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by squirt » Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:14 pm
This is my inspiration. She's my age. No personal chef, no personal trainer.
VIDEO
Animal
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#24
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by Animal » Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:24 pm
is that farm girl?
squirt
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Interests: sleep
Occupation: taking care of the dying
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by squirt » Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:27 pm
Flumper wrote: ↑ Wed Oct 30, 2019 6:24 pm
is that farm girl?
Yep