What's Everybody Doing for New Years Eve?

[QillerDaemon]

Nuno? Was that Nuno Bettencourt?

I'm not sure his last name, but he was basically a functional retard. He spoke in short sentences with mostly single syllable words. A big day for him was putting on old sweat pants and going to walmart to ride a shopping scooter.

Also has/had a foot that he jacked up at work with a hi-lo somehow. Functional guitarist that had a band and played small gigs here and there. Nuno B was his idol.

That's him. His wife also occasionally posted on the same forums. He linked a fair bit of his music on the now-dead ConfusionForums, I thought it was pretty good, actually. Owned a 7-string guitar, apparently with a high A string. Lived in a shitty house in a small town outside Pittsburgh, iirc.

[B-Tender]

Nuno? Was that Nuno Bettencourt?

I'm not sure his last name, but he was basically a functional retard. He spoke in short sentences with mostly single syllable words. A big day for him was putting on old sweat pants and going to walmart to ride a shopping scooter.

Also has/had a foot that he jacked up at work with a hi-lo somehow. Functional guitarist that had a band and played small gigs here and there. Nuno B was his idol.

That's him. His wife also occasionally posted on the same forums. He linked a fair bit of his music on the now-dead ConfusionForums, I thought it was pretty good, actually. Owned a 7-string guitar, apparently with a high A string. Lived in a shitty house in a small town outside Pittsburgh, iirc.

I thought he was a Chicago guy?

[FreakShowFanatic]

Nuno? Was that Nuno Bettencourt?

I'm not sure his last name, but he was basically a functional retard. He spoke in short sentences with mostly single syllable words. A big day for him was putting on old sweat pants and going to walmart to ride a shopping scooter.

Also has/had a foot that he jacked up at work with a hi-lo somehow. Functional guitarist that had a band and played small gigs here and there. Nuno B was his idol.

That's him. His wife also occasionally posted on the same forums. He linked a fair bit of his music on the now-dead ConfusionForums, I thought it was pretty good, actually. Owned a 7-string guitar, apparently with a high A string. Lived in a shitty house in a small town outside Pittsburgh, iirc.

I thought he was a Chicago guy?

No, definitely from PA. I hope he's still playing.

[Wut]

JackRabbit was from around Pittsburgh, maybe the two are getting confused?

[Deathproof]

Playing a show

What do you play, guitar for a heavy metal band? That's cool.

Not heavy metal by any means. But yeah, it's fun.

If it's not heavy metal what is it? (just curious) BTW, why not post some of your music here? We used to have a musician named Nuno that would do that. He had some pretty good stuff.

I'd describe our style as pop rock. Catchy, a bit jangle. Think Big Star, Del Amitri, Better Than Ezra, Gin Blossoms, etc.
I'm not posting our music here because I choose to remain anonymous due to the current trend toward Cancel Culture™. I don't need my career and my band's career to be ended because a bunch of liberal crybabies found out I hate children, am a conservative patriot, and relentlessly pursue random gash.

Nuno? Was that Nuno Bettencourt?

Wnere I live those are all the kids of death. Throw in you hate dogs and rasputin it is.

I love dogs. Almost all animals, actually. Children, on the other hand? Can't stand those little motherfuckers. I regard them as insects.

[Animal]

I love dogs. Almost all animals, actually. Children, on the other hand? Can't stand those little motherfuckers. I regard them as insects.

why not start a petition to get a law to legalize abortion up to age 15?

[Reservoir Dog]

For the first time in a decade, the wifey and I aren't babysitting any grandkids on New Years Eve.
She asked me yesterday, "What do you want to do tomorrow night?" I said, "I don't know. What do people our age do for New Years Eve? Wanna get pizza?"

[Animal]

For the first time in a decade, the wifey and I aren't babysitting any grandkids on New Years Eve.
She asked me yesterday, "What do you want to do tomorrow night?" I said, "I don't know. What do people our age do for New Years Eve? Wanna get pizza?"

have her answer the door naked when its delivered.

[Reservoir Dog]

For the first time in a decade, the wifey and I aren't babysitting any grandkids on New Years Eve.
She asked me yesterday, "What do you want to do tomorrow night?" I said, "I don't know. What do people our age do for New Years Eve? Wanna get pizza?"

have her answer the door naked when its delivered.

"Just the tip, Ma'am."

[Deathproof]

I love dogs. Almost all animals, actually. Children, on the other hand? Can't stand those little motherfuckers. I regard them as insects.

why not start a petition to get a law to legalize abortion up to age 15?

Because much like Greta Thunberg, petitions don't create change.

[fouts]

Usual New Years stuff,drink to near oblivion,have a Vicodin,go for a swim in the pool at night,consider how good the past year was and hope I don't repeat any of the stupid shit i did.

[peterosehaircut]

Nuno? Was that Nuno Bettencourt?

I'm not sure his last name, but he was basically a functional retard. He spoke in short sentences with mostly single syllable words. A big day for him was putting on old sweat pants and going to walmart to ride a shopping scooter.

Also has/had a foot that he jacked up at work with a hi-lo somehow. Functional guitarist that had a band and played small gigs here and there. Nuno B was his idol.

That's him. His wife also occasionally posted on the same forums. He linked a fair bit of his music on the now-dead ConfusionForums, I thought it was pretty good, actually. Owned a 7-string guitar, apparently with a high A string. Lived in a shitty house in a small town outside Pittsburgh, iirc.

I thought he was a Chicago guy?

No, definitely from PA. I hope he's still playing.

He posts on the regular over at broken keyboards, apparently he is now in an Irish rock band that is doing fairly well. Still a barely functioning retard from PA.

[peterosehaircut]

Oh yeah, the foot is still fucked up.
He's the second guy in this interview.

[Animal]

Oh yeah, the foot is still fucked up.

the doctor's should have removed the foot in an effort to save it and transplanted it to a healthy human.

[s.murph]

Drinking Cognac. Watching the Disney and Universal fireworks out my window. Too cold to go outside. 55 degrees.

[FreakShowFanatic]

Oh yeah, the foot is still fucked up.
He's the second guy in this interview.

Oh shit. Interesting. I've never seen Nuno before. I thought he'd have long hair for some reason. Tell him to post on this site.

[Blast]

It wasn't just the new year that came at midnight, and she says I'M the horny one. I'll wake up to a hand on my cock and her saying, "Oh, someones awake".