Wuhan Coronavirus

[Reservoir Dog]

[kwebber]

I have to get my wife to buy some more canned goods that last for months, and a whole lot of them. Just saying.

Corn?

[Animal]

I must have mis-heard the radio this morning. I think they said that 5 cities in china that are affected by this outbreak have a combined population of 50 million people? is that right?

[megman]

I must have mis-heard the radio this morning. I think they said that 5 cities in china that are affected by this outbreak have a combined population of 50 million people? is that right?

56 million in 18 cities

[Animal]

I must have mis-heard the radio this morning. I think they said that 5 cities in china that are affected by this outbreak have a combined population of 50 million people? is that right?

56 million in 18 cities

the freaking population of Wuhan is over 11 million. That is fucking insane. I never even heard of the place, and I was thinking in the beginning they were calling it a village or some shit. They said that over 5 million people left town before they quarantined it.

5 million people left town. think about that for a minute. Where in the fuck do 5 million people go? That's close to the amount of people that live in NYC all out looking for a place to stay.

[megman]

The number of people quarantined is greater than that of New York, London, Paris and Moscow combined.

[Stapes]

China could probably use a little culling. Maybe send some over to India

[Deathproof]

China could probably use a little culling. Maybe send some over to India

And Mexico.

[CaptQuint]

[VinceBordenIII]

I have my masks, protective eyewear, and hand sanitizer.

[CaptQuint]

I'm just shooting any slant I see

[CHEEZY17]

We should probably start rounding up anybody that looks Asian like FDR did.

[Nero]

I'm going to use this logic on the wife. Save lives. Don't spit, swallow.

[CaptQuint]

I'm going to use this logic on the wife. Save lives. Don't spit, swallow.

Also we need you to die in Europe and not Brooklyn

[CaptQuint]

[Animal]

133 people have died and 126 people have recovered? So out of the 6100 people that got this shit, 133 of them died and 126 of them recovered and the rest are still sick?

[megman]

133 people have died and 126 people have recovered? So out of the 6100 people that got this shit, 133 of them died and 126 of them recovered and the rest are still sick?

I have a DNR. FTW.

[Antknot]

Coronavirus sparks Google search spike in 'Corona beer virus' and 'beer virus'
https://www.foxnews.com/tech/coronaviru ... -virus.amp

Think about it, how many are also voters.

[megman]

Coronavirus sparks Google search spike in 'Corona beer virus' and 'beer virus'
https://www.foxnews.com/tech/coronaviru ... -virus.amp

Think about it, how many are also voters.

What's the population of Kentucky and Tennessee Alex?

[FreakShowFanatic]

133 people have died and 126 people have recovered? So out of the 6100 people that got this shit, 133 of them died and 126 of them recovered and the rest are still sick?

I have a DNR. FTW.

Are you getting buried or cremated? Meh, I'm getting cremated. Why waste real estate? I told my wife, who will undoubtedly outlive me, to spread my ashes in the woods.

[megman]

133 people have died and 126 people have recovered? So out of the 6100 people that got this shit, 133 of them died and 126 of them recovered and the rest are still sick?

I have a DNR. FTW.

Are you getting buried or cremated? Meh, I'm getting cremated. Why waste real estate? I told my wife, who will undoubtedly outlive me, to spread my ashes in the woods.

Cremation.

When I was in Guatemala I told them if anything happened just drag me out into the jungle for jaguar food.

[FreakShowFanatic]

133 people have died and 126 people have recovered? So out of the 6100 people that got this shit, 133 of them died and 126 of them recovered and the rest are still sick?

I have a DNR. FTW.

Are you getting buried or cremated? Meh, I'm getting cremated. Why waste real estate? I told my wife, who will undoubtedly outlive me, to spread my ashes in the woods.

Cremation.

When I was in Guatemala I told them if anything happened just drag me out into the jungle for jaguar food.

Why are you trying to get their jaguars drunk?

[Antknot]

Cremation for me. Told my brother to put my ashes in Jessica Alba's differential, so I can chew on her rear end forever.

[Animal]

Cremation for me. Told my brother to put my ashes in Jessica Alba's differential, so I can chew on her rear end forever.

how about jennifer aniston's douche bag so you can get run through it at least once?

[Antknot]

Cremation for me. Told my brother to put my ashes in Jessica Alba's differential, so I can chew on her rear end forever.

how about jennifer aniston's douche bag so you can get run through it at least once?

My brother MIGHT be able to get to someone’s car. Doubt he could get in their house. Got to manage expectations.