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I thought I'd seen pretty much every Marilyn Monroe nude out there. Hadnt seen this one:

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CaptQuint wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:50 am Image
Poor girl got impaled by a tumbleweed.
wut?
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Deathproof wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:29 am Image
A vacuum attacked her lips
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Deathproof wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:29 am Image
There's a plastic surgeon out there somewhere that retired after that project.
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windrunner wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 5:29 pm
Deathproof wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:29 am Image
There's a plastic surgeon out there somewhere that retired after that project.
If she plumped up her pussy lips too she may not want to sit on a wooden chair while naked. She may get stuck from the suction.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:25 pm Image
The trouble with tribbles...
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:25 pm Image
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:02 pm I thought I'd seen pretty much every Marilyn Monroe nude out there. Hadnt seen this one:

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probably because its fake. Edit: I'm not saying its fake, just that it might be.
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Blast wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:30 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:25 pm Image
The trouble with tribbles...
I wonder how many times she's lost her keys in that overgrown mess. Nobody taught her she's supposed to trim that shit? What sort of backward fucking pageantry is that?
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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:25 pm Image
Why is her vagina Rusty?
I blame Biker.
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Stapes wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 10:23 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 6:25 pm Image
Why is her vagina Rusty?
cuz it's ps'd
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