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Re: Bumble

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megman wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:29 pm
Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:23 pm
megman wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:21 pm
Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:20 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:19 pm
megman wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:17 pm
Is it C cells?
USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.
Bluetooth?
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Re: Bumble

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Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:20 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:19 pm
megman wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:17 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:21 pm ^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.
Is it C cells?
USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.
Bluetooth?
No it doesnt require it. It uses suction, not vibration. Extremely effective!
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Re: Bumble

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I'm trying to figure out how this physically happened.
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Re: Bumble

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JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:46 pm
I'm trying to figure out how this physically happened.
She stuck a dildo in her piss hole.
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Re: Bumble

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JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:38 pm
Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:20 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:19 pm
megman wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:17 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:21 pm ^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.
Is it C cells?
USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.
Bluetooth?
No it doesnt require it. It uses suction, not vibration. Extremely effective!
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wut?
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Re: Bumble

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Or, Bangs Tennessee Tuxedo.
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Re: Bumble

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Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:02 pm Or, Bangs Tennessee Tuxedo.
It's a penguin, you uncultured swine.
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
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Re: Bumble

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JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:56 pm
Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:02 pm Or, Bangs Tennessee Tuxedo.
It's a penguin, you uncultured swine.
Tennessee Tuxedo is a penguin. Just sayin'.
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Re: Bumble

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JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:56 pm
Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 11:02 pm Or, Bangs Tennessee Tuxedo.
It's a penguin, you uncultured swine.
As is Tennessee Tuxedo.
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Re: Bumble

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Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:23 pm
megman wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:21 pm
Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:20 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:19 pm
megman wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:17 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:21 pm ^^ why I just invested in a decent battery-operated boyfriend.
Is it C cells?
USB rechargeable actually. Get with the 20s.
Bluetooth?
The female version of blueballs. :lol:
Bluetwat.
I thought it was blue waffle.
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Re: Bumble

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OMG, DUDE !!!! WTF !!!!
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Re: Bumble

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Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:15 pm
Blast wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:40 pm
Geist wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 8:38 pm Anyone use it? So far it seems like the selection of desperate woman is much better then OKC or Tinder.
I had it, it's the same thing as Tinder except the women have to stay the conversation and more of them expect you to pick up the check. Try Hinge. I at least made out with every date I had from there and played with most of their tits.
Stay away from plenty of fish, that's like a step above the trailer trash.
Which one gets you the trailer trash?

I'd join that one.
You don't have trailer trash out there do you?
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Re: Bumble

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Blast wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:12 am
Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:15 pm
Blast wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:40 pm
Geist wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 8:38 pm Anyone use it? So far it seems like the selection of desperate woman is much better then OKC or Tinder.
I had it, it's the same thing as Tinder except the women have to stay the conversation and more of them expect you to pick up the check. Try Hinge. I at least made out with every date I had from there and played with most of their tits.
Stay away from plenty of fish, that's like a step above the trailer trash.
Which one gets you the trailer trash?

I'd join that one.
You don't have trailer trash out there do you?
Some ghetto trash, it's not the same.
wut?
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Re: Bumble

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MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
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Re: Bumble

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megman wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:16 am Image
Is that a Canadian dating service?
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Re: Bumble

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If HighnDry could replace that picture, with a humorous penguin maybe, that would be appreciated.
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Wut wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:21 am If HighnDry could replace that picture, with a humorous penguin maybe, that would be appreciated.
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Re: Bumble

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Don't knock Tux. You'll upset QD.
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Re: Bumble

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HighNDry wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:29 am
Wut wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 12:21 am If HighnDry could replace that picture, with a humorous penguin maybe, that would be appreciated.
OK, you've all suffered enough.
Ty, much appreciated.
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Re: Bumble

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JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:13 pm
Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:10 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:07 pm I have it, havent met anyone from there but I have chatted with a few decent ones. This online dating thing is weird, apparently I dont get it.
I thought it was just connect, meet, eat, drink, boink. There's more to it?
I thought so? But I've been out on several "dates" lately where I think it's fun and we hit it off but then I get the old friend zone text afterwards. Didn't realize that happened to women.

I'm not super hot but I'm in decent shape for almost 40, I get tons of messages on those apps, I guess I'm just choosing the wrong ones to meet up with.
I don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.
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Re: Bumble

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Deathproof wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:27 am
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:13 pm
Wut wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:10 pm
JCW wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 9:07 pm I have it, havent met anyone from there but I have chatted with a few decent ones. This online dating thing is weird, apparently I dont get it.
I thought it was just connect, meet, eat, drink, boink. There's more to it?
I thought so? But I've been out on several "dates" lately where I think it's fun and we hit it off but then I get the old friend zone text afterwards. Didn't realize that happened to women.

I'm not super hot but I'm in decent shape for almost 40, I get tons of messages on those apps, I guess I'm just choosing the wrong ones to meet up with.
I don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.
Hallmark should use that for one of their Valentine's day cards
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Re: Bumble

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Deathproof wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:27 am I don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.
Gee won't the tubby 7-11 girls be jealous then?

Everyone calls me wonky because my boobs are slightly different sizes. Is that a dealbreaker?
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Re: Bumble

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JCW wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:46 am
Deathproof wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 2:27 am I don't even know what you look like, but I'd still put it in you.
Gee won't the tubby 7-11 girls be jealous then?

Everyone calls me wonky because my boobs are slightly different sizes. Is that a dealbreaker?
... just makes catching the wonky one a bit more challenging
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Re: Bumble

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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 4:42 am I’ve tried but it’s pointless when the ghost of a quasi-relationship past haunt any chance of a normal relationship ever coming to fruition.

Good luck?
That sounds pretty deep
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Re: Bumble

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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Feb 02, 2020 4:42 am I’ve tried but it’s pointless when the ghost of a quasi-relationship past haunt any chance of a normal relationship ever coming to fruition.

Good luck?
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