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Put a bullet in him
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Blast wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:54 am
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Put a bullet in him
With that much blubber? He wouldn’t even feel it.
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HighNDry wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 2:16 am
Blast wrote: Sat Feb 01, 2020 1:54 am
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Put a bullet in him
With that much blubber? He wouldn’t even feel it.
Use a BMG .50
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“There’s not a veteran here who would take an AR-16 with a long clip to go out and shoot a deer or shoot anything,” Kerry said. There is no business, Joe led the fight to get those things off the street. And now we have a crowd who’s willing to bring them back. And we saw what happened in Las Vegas and other places. We need a Joe Biden with the guts and the courage and the savvy to be able to do something about that’s reasonable about guns in our country.”

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Charliesheen wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:11 pm
“There’s not a veteran here who would take an AR-16 with a long clip to go out and shoot a deer or shoot anything,” Kerry said. There is no business, Joe led the fight to get those things off the street. And now we have a crowd who’s willing to bring them back. And we saw what happened in Las Vegas and other places. We need a Joe Biden with the guts and the courage and the savvy to be able to do something about that’s reasonable about guns in our country.”

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AR-16? Long clip? Dumbass.
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Blast wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:51 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:11 pm
“There’s not a veteran here who would take an AR-16 with a long clip to go out and shoot a deer or shoot anything,” Kerry said. There is no business, Joe led the fight to get those things off the street. And now we have a crowd who’s willing to bring them back. And we saw what happened in Las Vegas and other places. We need a Joe Biden with the guts and the courage and the savvy to be able to do something about that’s reasonable about guns in our country.”

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AR-16? Long clip? Dumbass.
Considering that Kerry actually fired a M-16 in combat he can be forgiven for this mistake.
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spudoc wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:16 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:51 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:11 pm
“There’s not a veteran here who would take an AR-16 with a long clip to go out and shoot a deer or shoot anything,” Kerry said. There is no business, Joe led the fight to get those things off the street. And now we have a crowd who’s willing to bring them back. And we saw what happened in Las Vegas and other places. We need a Joe Biden with the guts and the courage and the savvy to be able to do something about that’s reasonable about guns in our country.”

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AR-16? Long clip? Dumbass.
Considering that Kerry actually fired a M-16 in combat he can be forgiven for this mistake.
Should have given him a prop and more importantly, toy grenades.
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spudoc wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:16 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:51 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:11 pm
“There’s not a veteran here who would take an AR-16 with a long clip to go out and shoot a deer or shoot anything,” Kerry said. There is no business, Joe led the fight to get those things off the street. And now we have a crowd who’s willing to bring them back. And we saw what happened in Las Vegas and other places. We need a Joe Biden with the guts and the courage and the savvy to be able to do something about that’s reasonable about guns in our country.”

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AR-16? Long clip? Dumbass.
Considering that Kerry actually fired a M-16 in combat he can be forgiven for this mistake.
No I think we can't. We forgive no mistakes to anyone in politics.
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Blast wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:25 pm
spudoc wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:16 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:51 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:11 pm
“There’s not a veteran here who would take an AR-16 with a long clip to go out and shoot a deer or shoot anything,” Kerry said. There is no business, Joe led the fight to get those things off the street. And now we have a crowd who’s willing to bring them back. And we saw what happened in Las Vegas and other places. We need a Joe Biden with the guts and the courage and the savvy to be able to do something about that’s reasonable about guns in our country.”

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AR-16? Long clip? Dumbass.
Considering that Kerry actually fired a M-16 in combat he can be forgiven for this mistake.
Should have given him a prop and more importantly, toy grenades.
I guess you're right because you served as much combat time and earned as many medals as he did.
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spudoc wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:26 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:25 pm
spudoc wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:16 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:51 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:11 pm
“There’s not a veteran here who would take an AR-16 with a long clip to go out and shoot a deer or shoot anything,” Kerry said. There is no business, Joe led the fight to get those things off the street. And now we have a crowd who’s willing to bring them back. And we saw what happened in Las Vegas and other places. We need a Joe Biden with the guts and the courage and the savvy to be able to do something about that’s reasonable about guns in our country.”

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AR-16? Long clip? Dumbass.
Considering that Kerry actually fired a M-16 in combat he can be forgiven for this mistake.
Should have given him a prop and more importantly, toy grenades.
I guess you're right because you served as much combat time and earned as many medals as he did.
You do know I am a combat vet right?
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Blast wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:29 pm
spudoc wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:26 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:25 pm
spudoc wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:16 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:51 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:11 pm


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AR-16? Long clip? Dumbass.
Considering that Kerry actually fired a M-16 in combat he can be forgiven for this mistake.
Should have given him a prop and more importantly, toy grenades.
I guess you're right because you served as much combat time and earned as many medals as he did.
You do know I am a combat vet right?
And earned Silver and Bronze stars along with Purple Hearts? While leading combat missions?
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I'm a veteran of the Great Banana Show fight of Whisper Alley, Okinawa Japan. 1984
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Dwight D. Eisenhower, 34th president of the United States and commander of all allied forces during WWII, never set foot on an active battlefield during his entire 27 year career in the army.
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spudoc wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:33 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:29 pm
spudoc wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:26 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:25 pm
spudoc wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:16 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:51 pm
AR-16? Long clip? Dumbass.
Considering that Kerry actually fired a M-16 in combat he can be forgiven for this mistake.
Should have given him a prop and more importantly, toy grenades.
I guess you're right because you served as much combat time and earned as many medals as he did.
You do know I am a combat vet right?
And earned Silver and Bronze stars along with Purple Hearts? While leading combat missions?


No, but I know damn well what weapons are what and what the eqipment that goes with each.

Maybe I'll grace you later with what I did, but I tend to keep quieter about it.
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Man loads 99 smart phones, that have google maps running, into cart and fools google maps into thinking there is a traffic jam.

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I feel like this could have been a cool ruse in bank heist movie.
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Charliesheen wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:11 pm
“There’s not a veteran here who would take an AR-16 with a long clip to go out and shoot a deer or shoot anything,” Kerry said. There is no business, Joe led the fight to get those things off the street. And now we have a crowd who’s willing to bring them back. And we saw what happened in Las Vegas and other places. We need a Joe Biden with the guts and the courage and the savvy to be able to do something about that’s reasonable about guns in our country.”

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I don't know what the fuck John Kerry's faggot ass is talking about. Sounds like he doesn't know wtf he is talking about.
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John Kerry used to hunt slants in South East Asia, and they shot back
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