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“There’s not a veteran here who would take an AR-16 with a long clip to go out and shoot a deer or shoot anything,” Kerry said. There is no business, Joe led the fight to get those things off the street. And now we have a crowd who’s willing to bring them back. And we saw what happened in Las Vegas and other places. We need a Joe Biden with the guts and the courage and the savvy to be able to do something about that’s reasonable about guns in our country.”
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AR-16? Long clip? Dumbass.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:11 pm“There’s not a veteran here who would take an AR-16 with a long clip to go out and shoot a deer or shoot anything,” Kerry said. There is no business, Joe led the fight to get those things off the street. And now we have a crowd who’s willing to bring them back. And we saw what happened in Las Vegas and other places. We need a Joe Biden with the guts and the courage and the savvy to be able to do something about that’s reasonable about guns in our country.”
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Considering that Kerry actually fired a M-16 in combat he can be forgiven for this mistake.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:51 pmAR-16? Long clip? Dumbass.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:11 pm“There’s not a veteran here who would take an AR-16 with a long clip to go out and shoot a deer or shoot anything,” Kerry said. There is no business, Joe led the fight to get those things off the street. And now we have a crowd who’s willing to bring them back. And we saw what happened in Las Vegas and other places. We need a Joe Biden with the guts and the courage and the savvy to be able to do something about that’s reasonable about guns in our country.”
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Should have given him a prop and more importantly, toy grenades.spudoc wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:16 pmConsidering that Kerry actually fired a M-16 in combat he can be forgiven for this mistake.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:51 pmAR-16? Long clip? Dumbass.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:11 pm“There’s not a veteran here who would take an AR-16 with a long clip to go out and shoot a deer or shoot anything,” Kerry said. There is no business, Joe led the fight to get those things off the street. And now we have a crowd who’s willing to bring them back. And we saw what happened in Las Vegas and other places. We need a Joe Biden with the guts and the courage and the savvy to be able to do something about that’s reasonable about guns in our country.”
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No I think we can't. We forgive no mistakes to anyone in politics.spudoc wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:16 pmConsidering that Kerry actually fired a M-16 in combat he can be forgiven for this mistake.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:51 pmAR-16? Long clip? Dumbass.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:11 pm“There’s not a veteran here who would take an AR-16 with a long clip to go out and shoot a deer or shoot anything,” Kerry said. There is no business, Joe led the fight to get those things off the street. And now we have a crowd who’s willing to bring them back. And we saw what happened in Las Vegas and other places. We need a Joe Biden with the guts and the courage and the savvy to be able to do something about that’s reasonable about guns in our country.”
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I guess you're right because you served as much combat time and earned as many medals as he did.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:25 pmShould have given him a prop and more importantly, toy grenades.spudoc wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:16 pmConsidering that Kerry actually fired a M-16 in combat he can be forgiven for this mistake.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:51 pmAR-16? Long clip? Dumbass.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:11 pm“There’s not a veteran here who would take an AR-16 with a long clip to go out and shoot a deer or shoot anything,” Kerry said. There is no business, Joe led the fight to get those things off the street. And now we have a crowd who’s willing to bring them back. And we saw what happened in Las Vegas and other places. We need a Joe Biden with the guts and the courage and the savvy to be able to do something about that’s reasonable about guns in our country.”
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You do know I am a combat vet right?spudoc wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:26 pmI guess you're right because you served as much combat time and earned as many medals as he did.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:25 pmShould have given him a prop and more importantly, toy grenades.spudoc wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:16 pmConsidering that Kerry actually fired a M-16 in combat he can be forgiven for this mistake.Blast wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:51 pmAR-16? Long clip? Dumbass.Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:11 pm“There’s not a veteran here who would take an AR-16 with a long clip to go out and shoot a deer or shoot anything,” Kerry said. There is no business, Joe led the fight to get those things off the street. And now we have a crowd who’s willing to bring them back. And we saw what happened in Las Vegas and other places. We need a Joe Biden with the guts and the courage and the savvy to be able to do something about that’s reasonable about guns in our country.”
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And earned Silver and Bronze stars along with Purple Hearts? While leading combat missions?Blast wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:29 pmYou do know I am a combat vet right?
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I'm a veteran of the Great Banana Show fight of Whisper Alley, Okinawa Japan. 1984
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Dwight D. Eisenhower, 34th president of the United States and commander of all allied forces during WWII, never set foot on an active battlefield during his entire 27 year career in the army.
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spudoc wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:33 pmAnd earned Silver and Bronze stars along with Purple Hearts? While leading combat missions?Blast wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:29 pmYou do know I am a combat vet right?
No, but I know damn well what weapons are what and what the eqipment that goes with each.
Maybe I'll grace you later with what I did, but I tend to keep quieter about it.
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Man loads 99 smart phones, that have google maps running, into cart and fools google maps into thinking there is a traffic jam.
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I feel like this could have been a cool ruse in bank heist movie.
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I used to hunt coyotes in Yucca Valley with a Whisper .300 that looked something like this:Charliesheen wrote: ↑Mon Feb 03, 2020 4:11 pm“There’s not a veteran here who would take an AR-16 with a long clip to go out and shoot a deer or shoot anything,” Kerry said. There is no business, Joe led the fight to get those things off the street. And now we have a crowd who’s willing to bring them back. And we saw what happened in Las Vegas and other places. We need a Joe Biden with the guts and the courage and the savvy to be able to do something about that’s reasonable about guns in our country.”
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The particular rifle I was using had a dedicated suppressor, an A2 stock, and a custom reticled Leopold Mark IV.
I don't know what the fuck John Kerry's faggot ass is talking about. Sounds like he doesn't know wtf he is talking about.
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John Kerry used to hunt slants in South East Asia, and they shot back
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