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But those coyotes are pretty wiley
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CaptQuint wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:19 am John Kerry used to hunt slants in South East Asia, and they shot back
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Stapes wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:27 am But those coyotes are pretty wiley
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Stapes wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 12:27 am But those coyotes are pretty wiley
They're around here too. Last hike I went on I nearly got clobbered by an anvil.
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Nero wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:29 pm
It bothers me that we still use puppies for scientific experiments when there are so many people like her out there in society that would be perfect candidates for experimentation.
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Nero wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:29 pm
She seems nice. Is she on Bumble?
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windrunner wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:40 pm
Nero wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:29 pm
It bothers me that we still use puppies for scientific experiments when there are so many people like her out there in society that would be perfect candidates for experimentation.
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Nero wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:29 pm
My son sent me this one a couple weeks ago. I told him we had a guy at work and when he talked to you it was weird because his eyes were pretty much closed so he had to tilt his head back to see you as he talked. Anyway he'd get with a co-worker and say "could I talk to you for a minute? I think you're going to burn in hell.". He was always trying to recruit us to go to his church. He actually was a nice guy but he was bent on "saving" everybody. One time he asked me "Are you gay?You seem to have a fascination with balls and penises". That was because I had a time when I'd say "no,but you can scratch my balls for me" . One time old Pete actually did scratch them. He was pretty neat old guy. One time I held up a piece of steel called a pecker pin. This one happened to be maybe 2 inches in diameter and maybe 12 inches long. I showed it to old Pete and I asked him "what do you think it would feel like to have this shoved up your ass?" and old Pete quickly answered "oh that feels so good".
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jsdspif wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:27 am
Nero wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:29 pm
My son sent me this one a couple weeks ago. I told him we had a guy at work and when he talked to you it was weird because his eyes were pretty much closed so he had to tilt his head back to see you as he talked. Anyway he'd get with a co-worker and say "could I talk to you for a minute? I think you're going to burn in hell.". He was always trying to recruit us to go to his church. He actually was a nice guy but he was bent on "saving" everybody. One time he asked me "Are you gay?You seem to have a fascination with balls and penises". That was because I had a time when I'd say "no,but you can scratch my balls for me" . One time old Pete actually did scratch them. He was pretty neat old guy. One time I held up a piece of steel called a pecker pin. This one happened to be maybe 2 inches in diameter and maybe 12 inches long. I showed it to old Pete and I asked him "what do you think it would feel like to have this shoved up your ass?" and old Pete quickly answered "oh that feels so good".
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Miami after the Chiefs victory?????
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sin cal hd wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:45 pm
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Miami after the Chiefs victory?????
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Is the correct term, "Missouri-rich?"
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Damn
I blame Biker.
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jsdspif wrote: Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:27 am
Nero wrote: Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:29 pm
One time old Pete actually did scratch them. He was pretty neat old guy. One time I held up a piece of steel called a pecker pin.
its called a "bull prick" and its used to line up bolt holes when putting large steel beams together.
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Why didn't she just go to Baltimore?
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:04 pm
Awesome.
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Charliesheen wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:27 am
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:04 pm
Awesome.
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