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MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
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They're around here too. Last hike I went on I nearly got clobbered by an anvil.
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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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Welfare recipients and children, too.windrunner wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:40 pmIt bothers me that we still use puppies for scientific experiments when there are so many people like her out there in society that would be perfect candidates for experimentation.
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My son sent me this one a couple weeks ago. I told him we had a guy at work and when he talked to you it was weird because his eyes were pretty much closed so he had to tilt his head back to see you as he talked. Anyway he'd get with a co-worker and say "could I talk to you for a minute? I think you're going to burn in hell.". He was always trying to recruit us to go to his church. He actually was a nice guy but he was bent on "saving" everybody. One time he asked me "Are you gay?You seem to have a fascination with balls and penises". That was because I had a time when I'd say "no,but you can scratch my balls for me" . One time old Pete actually did scratch them. He was pretty neat old guy. One time I held up a piece of steel called a pecker pin. This one happened to be maybe 2 inches in diameter and maybe 12 inches long. I showed it to old Pete and I asked him "what do you think it would feel like to have this shoved up your ass?" and old Pete quickly answered "oh that feels so good".
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jsdspif wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:27 amMy son sent me this one a couple weeks ago. I told him we had a guy at work and when he talked to you it was weird because his eyes were pretty much closed so he had to tilt his head back to see you as he talked. Anyway he'd get with a co-worker and say "could I talk to you for a minute? I think you're going to burn in hell.". He was always trying to recruit us to go to his church. He actually was a nice guy but he was bent on "saving" everybody. One time he asked me "Are you gay?You seem to have a fascination with balls and penises". That was because I had a time when I'd say "no,but you can scratch my balls for me" . One time old Pete actually did scratch them. He was pretty neat old guy. One time I held up a piece of steel called a pecker pin. This one happened to be maybe 2 inches in diameter and maybe 12 inches long. I showed it to old Pete and I asked him "what do you think it would feel like to have this shoved up your ass?" and old Pete quickly answered "oh that feels so good".
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Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
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Correct
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Is the correct term, "Missouri-rich?"
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I blame Biker.
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its called a "bull prick" and its used to line up bolt holes when putting large steel beams together.
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Why didn't she just go to Baltimore?
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Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
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Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk