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Ok, I'm finally getting rid off the little Chevy Aveo I've been beating like a redhead stepchild for the last 6 years. The fucking thing is with more as scrap than anything else now. After ruling out Electric Vehicles and hybrids, what is a good small SUV? I'm looking 2017 to 2018s. Tits good your time if I can get some to post.
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I hear Honda outboards are reliable.
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Weird coincidence with that file name huh?
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Wut wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:30 am Weird coincidence with that file name huh?
Yeah, fucking weird.
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sure you want a small SUV butterbean?
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Stapes wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:46 am sure you want a small SUV butterbean?
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Blast wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:25 am Ok, I'm finally getting rid off the little Chevy Aveo I've been beating like a redhead stepchild for the last 6 years. The fucking thing is with more as scrap than anything else now. After ruling out Electric Vehicles and hybrids, what is a good small SUV? I'm looking 2017 to 2018s. Tits good your time if I can get some to post.
Holy crap those are massive breasts . Any one else notice the other at the bottom :lol: :lol: Well said Blast
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:52 am
Blast wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:25 am Ok, I'm finally getting rid off the little Chevy Aveo I've been beating like a redhead stepchild for the last 6 years. The fucking thing is with more as scrap than anything else now. After ruling out Electric Vehicles and hybrids, what is a good small SUV? I'm looking 2017 to 2018s. Tits good your time if I can get some to post.
Holy crap those are massive breasts . Any one else notice the other at the bottom :lol: :lol:
You are slow to the party.....
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megman wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:56 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:52 am
Blast wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:25 am Ok, I'm finally getting rid off the little Chevy Aveo I've been beating like a redhead stepchild for the last 6 years. The fucking thing is with more as scrap than anything else now. After ruling out Electric Vehicles and hybrids, what is a good small SUV? I'm looking 2017 to 2018s. Tits good your time if I can get some to post.
Holy crap those are massive breasts . Any one else notice the other at the bottom :lol: :lol:
You are slow to the party.....
I'm pretty sure I'm current. Let me guess, massive female breasts here make you nauseated but "rate Cocks" on 4chan get your special attention.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:04 am
megman wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:56 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:52 am
Blast wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:25 am Ok, I'm finally getting rid off the little Chevy Aveo I've been beating like a redhead stepchild for the last 6 years. The fucking thing is with more as scrap than anything else now. After ruling out Electric Vehicles and hybrids, what is a good small SUV? I'm looking 2017 to 2018s. Tits good your time if I can get some to post.
Holy crap those are massive breasts . Any one else notice the other at the bottom :lol: :lol:
You are slow to the party.....
I'm pretty sure I'm current. Let me guess, massive female breasts here make you nauseated but "rate Cocks" on 4chan get your special attention.
You are trying too hard.
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megman wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:07 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:04 am
megman wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:56 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:52 am
Blast wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:25 am Ok, I'm finally getting rid off the little Chevy Aveo I've been beating like a redhead stepchild for the last 6 years. The fucking thing is with more as scrap than anything else now. After ruling out Electric Vehicles and hybrids, what is a good small SUV? I'm looking 2017 to 2018s. Tits good your time if I can get some to post.
Holy crap those are massive breasts . Any one else notice the other at the bottom :lol: :lol:
You are slow to the party.....
I'm pretty sure I'm current. Let me guess, massive female breasts here make you nauseated but "rate Cocks" on 4chan get your special attention.
You are trying too hard.
So, I nailed it. Gotcha, Your secret is safe. We kinda figured long ago.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:14 am
megman wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:07 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:04 am
megman wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:56 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:52 am
Blast wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:25 am Ok, I'm finally getting rid off the little Chevy Aveo I've been beating like a redhead stepchild for the last 6 years. The fucking thing is with more as scrap than anything else now. After ruling out Electric Vehicles and hybrids, what is a good small SUV? I'm looking 2017 to 2018s. Tits good your time if I can get some to post.
Holy crap those are massive breasts . Any one else notice the other at the bottom :lol: :lol:
You are slow to the party.....
I'm pretty sure I'm current. Let me guess, massive female breasts here make you nauseated but "rate Cocks" on 4chan get your special attention.
You are trying too hard.
So, I nailed it. Gotcha, Your secret is safe. We kinda figured long ago.
And you've got nothing except 3rd grade insults. I'd say stop before you embarrass yourself but WE are past that point already.
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I have an Equinox, think they might be considered a crossover... its decent enough. I liked my Ford Escape better despite being a few years older, I felt like it had more stuff. My biggest complaint with the Equinox is that it doesnt support Bluetooth music. It holds all my cleaning crap no problem in the cargo area, in fact at ome point we fit a dryer in the back with the seats down. Averages about 9L/100km. (Roughly 20some MPG if I did my math right?)
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I just picked up a qx60 infinity. One of the most comfortable SUV’s I’ve ever owned and I think I’ve had just about every brand out there over the last few years. It’s something about the seats.
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Thewalruss wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:14 am I just picked up a qx60 infinity. One of the most comfortable SUV’s I’ve ever owned and I think I’ve had just about every brand out there over the last few years. It’s something about the seats.
Blast is still paying alimony, the Infinity may be a few years off.
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B-Tender wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:18 am
Thewalruss wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 4:14 am I just picked up a qx60 infinity. One of the most comfortable SUV’s I’ve ever owned and I think I’ve had just about every brand out there over the last few years. It’s something about the seats.
Blast is still paying alimony, the Infinity may be a few years off.
I leased it. I think the payment is in the low 5’s. I went and looked at that new Hyundai palisade. The top of the line one has a nicer interior than my father in laws BMW X5
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Kia Telluride and Hyundai palisade sell like hot cakes as well as the Honda CR-V's. You'll be paying close to sticker price for all of the above. Toyota Rav 4 and the Mazda CX-9 also are selling well. The American offers will be able to be bought with factory discounts Ford Escape and Chevy Equinox, Most bang for your buck would be a certified pre owned Buick Encore.
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Stapes wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 2:46 am sure you want a small SUV butterbean?
:lol:
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Blast, this is flumper talking now. Disregard anything you read.

First of all, Ford is the superior product to select from, so that narrows your choices considerably. And, let's be honest, you aren't as........slender as you might once have been, so you can rule out the Ford EcoSport and Ford Escape

Now, I have done tons of research a couple of years ago and the consumer choice (by far) was the Ford Edge. If you have a few $$ to burn, I think the Mercury Mariner is a trumped up version of the same car. The Edge pretty much has all the bells and whistles of a luxury suv, but is a bit smaller and much cheaper. At least drive one.
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Flumper wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:50 pm Blast, this is flumper talking now. Disregard anything you read.

First of all, Ford is the superior product to select from, so that narrows your choices considerably. And, let's be honest, you aren't as........slender as you might once have been, so you can rule out the Ford EcoSport and Ford Escape

Now, I have done tons of research a couple of years ago and the consumer choice (by far) was the Ford Edge. If you have a few $$ to burn, I think the Mercury Mariner is a trumped up version of the same car. The Edge pretty much has all the bells and whistles of a luxury suv, but is a bit smaller and much cheaper. At least drive one.
Mercury hasn't been in business for a decade. What the fuck are you talking about?
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:53 pm
Flumper wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:50 pm Blast, this is flumper talking now. Disregard anything you read.

First of all, Ford is the superior product to select from, so that narrows your choices considerably. And, let's be honest, you aren't as........slender as you might once have been, so you can rule out the Ford EcoSport and Ford Escape

Now, I have done tons of research a couple of years ago and the consumer choice (by far) was the Ford Edge. If you have a few $$ to burn, I think the Mercury Mariner is a trumped up version of the same car. The Edge pretty much has all the bells and whistles of a luxury suv, but is a bit smaller and much cheaper. At least drive one.
Mercury hasn't been in business for a decade. What the fuck are you talking about?
replace "mercury" with "lincoln". I don't know the model name lincoln has. Edit: I just googled, its the Lincoln MKX.
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Flumper wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:54 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:53 pm
Flumper wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:50 pm Blast, this is flumper talking now. Disregard anything you read.

First of all, Ford is the superior product to select from, so that narrows your choices considerably. And, let's be honest, you aren't as........slender as you might once have been, so you can rule out the Ford EcoSport and Ford Escape

Now, I have done tons of research a couple of years ago and the consumer choice (by far) was the Ford Edge. If you have a few $$ to burn, I think the Mercury Mariner is a trumped up version of the same car. The Edge pretty much has all the bells and whistles of a luxury suv, but is a bit smaller and much cheaper. At least drive one.
Mercury hasn't been in business for a decade. What the fuck are you talking about?
replace "mercury" with "lincoln". I don't know the model name lincoln has. Edit: I just googled, its the Lincoln MKX.
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CaptQuint wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:59 pm
If I were to buy a Lincoln it would be an Aviator
I really don't know shit about lincoln. I assume its some branch of ford, but I saw a guy a few years ago that had an MKX and it was an exact duplilcate of the Edge, just a little fancier/pricier.
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I bought the wifey a new Honda CR-V three years ago. Best darn car I've ever owned.
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Get a crew cab F-150 and put a topper on it.
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