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Re: Car shopping

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Flumper wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:50 pm Blast, this is flumper talking now. Disregard anything you read.

First of all, Ford is the superior product to select from
I stopped reading here.
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stay away from FWD -unless you like buying tires often
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B-Tender wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 5:09 pm
Flumper wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 3:50 pm Blast, this is flumper talking now. Disregard anything you read.

First of all, Ford is the superior product to select from
I stopped reading here.
you did not.
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Re: Car shopping

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The wife has a Jeep Grand Cherokee and it is awesome. But it wasn’t cheap. I’m a V8 guy but that little V6 in sport mode grumbles and gets after it
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AllThatIBleed wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:29 am The wife has a Jeep Grand Cherokee and it is awesome. But it wasn’t cheap. I’m a V8 guy but that little V6 in sport mode grumbles and gets after it
Trade her in and get the 707-horsepower supercharged V8
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Re: Car shopping

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CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:06 am
AllThatIBleed wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:29 am The wife has a Jeep Grand Cherokee and it is awesome. But it wasn’t cheap. I’m a V8 guy but that little V6 in sport mode grumbles and gets after it
Trade her in and get the 707-horsepower supercharged V8
His wife? How many miles she got on her vag?
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Re: Car shopping

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Blast wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:48 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:06 am
AllThatIBleed wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:29 am The wife has a Jeep Grand Cherokee and it is awesome. But it wasn’t cheap. I’m a V8 guy but that little V6 in sport mode grumbles and gets after it
Trade her in and get the 707-horsepower supercharged V8
His wife? How many miles she got on her vag?
Low miles clean pusfax old lady just took it to church and the grocery store financing available
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CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:51 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:48 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:06 am
AllThatIBleed wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:29 am The wife has a Jeep Grand Cherokee and it is awesome. But it wasn’t cheap. I’m a V8 guy but that little V6 in sport mode grumbles and gets after it
Trade her in and get the 707-horsepower supercharged V8
His wife? How many miles she got on her vag?
Low miles clean pusfax old lady just took it to church and the grocery store financing available
“Pusfax” LOL
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Re: Car shopping

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looking at a 3 year old Corvette with 38,000 miles for $34k. Good deal, not sure if I wanna be a Corvette guy and it's yellow
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CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:43 pm looking at a 3 year old Corvette with 38,000 miles for $34k. Good deal, not sure if I wanna be a Corvette guy and it's yellow
Dont. That screams "I need a penis extension so I bought this flashy car".
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JCW wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:53 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:43 pm looking at a 3 year old Corvette with 38,000 miles for $34k. Good deal, not sure if I wanna be a Corvette guy and it's yellow
Dont. That screams "I need a penis extension so I bought this flashy car".

meanwhile........ JCW watching a yellow corvette drive up.....

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Flumper wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:58 pm meanwhile........ JCW watching a yellow corvette drive up.....

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After like 15+ years of posting together, you think youd know me by now. I'd never date someone so vain and with such low self-esteem they need attention from strangers to validate their existence.
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JCW wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:53 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:43 pm looking at a 3 year old Corvette with 38,000 miles for $34k. Good deal, not sure if I wanna be a Corvette guy and it's yellow
Dont. That screams "I need a penis extension so I bought this flashy car".
I don't worry about what others think and I don't need a penis extension and I already have a paid for flashy car. So I'm not gonna do it, at least not this year.
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Re: Car shopping

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JCW wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 4:23 pm
Flumper wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:58 pm meanwhile........ JCW watching a yellow corvette drive up.....

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After like 15+ years of posting together, you think youd know me by now. I'd never date someone so vain and with such low self-esteem they need attention from strangers to validate their existence.
you mean like a guy that dresses up in a costume and wrestles?
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Re: Car shopping

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Flumper wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 4:38 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 4:23 pm
Flumper wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:58 pm meanwhile........ JCW watching a yellow corvette drive up.....

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After like 15+ years of posting together, you think youd know me by now. I'd never date someone so vain and with such low self-esteem they need attention from strangers to validate their existence.
you mean like a guy that dresses up in a costume and wrestles?
It's called learning from your mistakes. Its what adults do.
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Anyway, the winner is a 2018 Toyota Rav4
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JCW wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:53 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:43 pm looking at a 3 year old Corvette with 38,000 miles for $34k. Good deal, not sure if I wanna be a Corvette guy and it's yellow
Dont. That screams "I need a penis extension so I bought this flashy car".
Fuck me running.
I bought myself a new Corvette for Christmas this year.
Now you tell me my penis is sub par.
I thought we were friends.
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Re: Car shopping

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DiverTexas wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:20 am
JCW wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:53 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:43 pm looking at a 3 year old Corvette with 38,000 miles for $34k. Good deal, not sure if I wanna be a Corvette guy and it's yellow
Dont. That screams "I need a penis extension so I bought this flashy car".
Fuck me running.
I bought myself a new Corvette for Christmas this year.
Now you tell me my penis is sub par.
I thought we were friends.
Compared to your freakishly massive balls, any penis looks subpar. It's the cross you have to bear.
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Just recently I bought my wife a 2018 Hyundai Santa Fe "used" that had a mere 5k miles on it. The sticker price was close to 30k new but I got it for 19k. You can really find some great deals in the used car market. The Huyndai comes with a 10 year/100k engine/drivetrain warranty as well. It's a midsize SUV that has plenty of room, a nice ride, AWD, and handles reasonably well. It's nice looking too, no need in my mind to pay more for a car.

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& use www.Carfax.com to find the best price on a car quickly. That's how I got this one.
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Second and/or subsequent owners have powertrain components coverage under the 5-Year / 60,000-Mile New Vehicle Limited Warranty. Excludes coverage for vehicles in commercial use (i.e., taxi, route delivery, delivery service, rental, etc.).

https://m.hyundaiusa.com/warranty_backup.html
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Hyundai anything sucks.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:44 pm Hyundai anything sucks.
& you go out of your way to PM me to tell me "I need help"? Dude, anything I say or do on this board you're going to criticize even though you're completely in the wrong because you're an asshole & you don't like me. Hyundai has an excellent reputation especially currently. They also have some of the safest cars out there based on crash testing. If you're going to say something make sure you do your research in advance. Otherwise, you're just giving bad advice and I don't want to see people here lose out because they listened to your dumbness.
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CaptQuint wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:44 pm Second and/or subsequent owners have powertrain components coverage under the 5-Year / 60,000-Mile New Vehicle Limited Warranty. Excludes coverage for vehicles in commercial use (i.e., taxi, route delivery, delivery service, rental, etc.).

https://m.hyundaiusa.com/warranty_backup.html
Maybe that's when they're not certified and bought through a dealership but as far as I know I get the full 10 years, or the 8.2 years I have left on it. You know what, either way it's still a good warranty but I'm going to look into this and verify what I have.
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Hyundai used to be straight trash but has improved a lot, except for the santa fe's that the steering columns developed cracks and some steering wheels fell the fuck off. Nissan is the new trash nipponese manufacturer now
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CaptQuint wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:58 pm Hyundai used to be straight trash but has improved a lot, except for the santa fe's that the steering columns developed cracks and some steering wheels fell the fuck off. Nissan is the new trash nipponese manufacturer now
Yeah, I know they used to have a bad rep but that was then and this now. Right now they're getting outstanding reviews. For that matter, I remember when Honda's used to be rust bucket pieces of shit but I'm not gonna say that Honda sucks now because of the way they were years ago.
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