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Her mitt looks like the back of Kelsey Grammar's head circa 1994 if the entire cast of Frasier signed it in different colored lipsticks.
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Deathproof wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 5:49 pm Image
absurd

The size of the bolt-ons is relative to the lack of self-esteem.
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windrunner wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:28 pm
Deathproof wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 5:49 pm Image
absurd

The size of the bolt-ons is relative to the lack of self-esteem.
Glorious, aren't they? There is nothing better on Earth than a girl with huge tits and no self-esteem.

Now all she needs is a good brazillian wax to rid herself of that jungle, and she'd be perfect.
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Deathproof wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:08 pm
windrunner wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 7:28 pm
Deathproof wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 5:49 pm Image
absurd

The size of the bolt-ons is relative to the lack of self-esteem.
Glorious, aren't they? There is nothing better on Earth than a girl with huge tits and no self-esteem.

Now all she needs is a good brazillian wax to rid herself of that jungle, and she'd be perfect.

That is as far from perfect as you could possibly get.
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False.

The bigger the tits, the lower the self-esteem and self-worth, the more intense the daddy issues and need for validation, the balder and smoother the vaj, and the stronger the willingness to take it in the ass, the more perfect the woman. Scientific fact.
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Deathproof wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:42 pm False.

The bigger the tits, the lower the self-esteem and self-worth, the more intense the daddy issues and need for validation, the balder and smoother the vaj, and the stronger the willingness to take it in the ass (or weaker the ability to resist taking it in the ass), the more perfect the woman. Scientific fact.
isn't it a fact, too, that if they smoke they like to fuck?
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Flumper wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:47 pm
Deathproof wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:42 pm False.

The bigger the tits, the lower the self-esteem and self-worth, the more intense the daddy issues and need for validation, the balder and smoother the vaj, and the stronger the willingness to take it in the ass (or weaker the ability to resist taking it in the ass), the more perfect the woman. Scientific fact.
isn't it a fact, too, that if they smoke they like to fuck?
I think they all like to fuck.
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I do like the contrast between a bright colored tattoo and a fair skinned women. I noticed the tat after the tits, so it went tits n tats
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