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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 1:20 am
HighNDry wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 1:19 am
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:57 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:09 am
Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:35 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 11:33 pm
Well, we have limited options here. I'll take Evvan from the neck up and tats kinda covered.
How can someone be nude but showing only the neck up?
Also, fuck off ya pathetic turd.
I said kinda. Like you've shown the "goods" ever in 10 years. Usually just a provocative peek with the "goods" discreetly covered. You tease.
I don’t even tease anymore. My heart is cold and black and won’t let anyone in even for smut talk. 🙅🏻‍♀️
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I’m being dramatic. Really just focusing on my sobriety and shit.
Do you like Puppers?
Do you like Gus n Bru?

Kidding. I myself have dabbled with sobriety on occassion. I mean, never while on tour, of course. But when i'm home for a couple weeks or more, i've been known to go nearly 3 days without a drink once in a while.

Not something i'd recommend, though.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Blast wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:47 pm
Asagi_koi wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:08 am Image[/url]
You better not be one of the fuckers giving me crap about my weight. That your wife? Is she blind?
I never judge a person weight. I definitely know i need to lose some. I have a plan. She must love me.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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what. in. the. fuck. were the voters in that little town thinking?
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Wait, a fucking chihuahua is a mod and a mayor?
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Hawk looks high as fuck.
wut?
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Their love child is baby Yoda
I blame Biker.
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Yo quiero taco bell?
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:44 am Obviously not me but its the closest I'll ever get to posting a pic. I've been told I look like Leo:

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You sure they didn't mean Leo Tolstoy?
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CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:11 pm Image
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I chuckled.
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I don't think "Grab her by the cheesy" has the same ring to it.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:20 pm
Deathproof wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:23 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 1:20 am
HighNDry wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 1:19 am
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:57 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:09 am
I said kinda. Like you've shown the "goods" ever in 10 years. Usually just a provocative peek with the "goods" discreetly covered. You tease.
I don’t even tease anymore. My heart is cold and black and won’t let anyone in even for smut talk. 🙅🏻‍♀️
012E0993-8560-4199-8753-FE6F68C5E6CC.gif
I’m being dramatic. Really just focusing on my sobriety and shit.
Do you like Puppers?
Do you like Gus n Bru?

Kidding. I myself have dabbled with sobriety on occassion. I mean, never while on tour, of course. But when i'm home for a couple weeks or more, i've been known to go nearly 3 days without a drink once in a while.

Not something i'd recommend, though.
To be fair
One does not dabble you either want it or you’re drying out for a small amount of time.
That's pretty much it. Well... not intentionally. Just sometimes i run out and can't be bothered to go get more. Never happens on the road, though. You have people to run your errands then.

To be faaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiir.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Best I can do is about 3 days. I start feeling great and realize what I’ve been missing.

Between craft beers and Napa Valley Cab, I just can’t muster the willpower. And now we’re coming up on Pliny the Younger season.
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:18 pm 65072513_2789529327727279_9161339536435838976_o.jpg
Holy Crap. Looks like Hawk is not only the Mayor of his town but has the state license for being the local pot dispensary.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:50 pm
Deathproof wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:40 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:20 pm
Deathproof wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:23 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 1:20 am
HighNDry wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 1:19 am

012E0993-8560-4199-8753-FE6F68C5E6CC.gif
I’m being dramatic. Really just focusing on my sobriety and shit.
Do you like Puppers?
Do you like Gus n Bru?

Kidding. I myself have dabbled with sobriety on occassion. I mean, never while on tour, of course. But when i'm home for a couple weeks or more, i've been known to go nearly 3 days without a drink once in a while.

Not something i'd recommend, though.
To be fair
One does not dabble you either want it or you’re drying out for a small amount of time.
That's pretty much it. Well... not intentionally. Just sometimes i run out and can't be bothered to go get more. Never happens on the road, though. You have people to run your errands then.

To be faaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiir.
To be faaaaiiiiiiir
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 9:50 pm
Deathproof wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:40 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:20 pm
Deathproof wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:23 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 1:20 am
HighNDry wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 1:19 am

012E0993-8560-4199-8753-FE6F68C5E6CC.gif
I’m being dramatic. Really just focusing on my sobriety and shit.
Do you like Puppers?
Do you like Gus n Bru?

Kidding. I myself have dabbled with sobriety on occassion. I mean, never while on tour, of course. But when i'm home for a couple weeks or more, i've been known to go nearly 3 days without a drink once in a while.

Not something i'd recommend, though.
To be fair
One does not dabble you either want it or you’re drying out for a small amount of time.
That's pretty much it. Well... not intentionally. Just sometimes i run out and can't be bothered to go get more. Never happens on the road, though. You have people to run your errands then.

To be faaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiir.
To be faaaaiiiiiiir
How are ya now?
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I want to bang McMurray's wife.
I blame Biker.
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Asagi_koi wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:30 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:47 pm
Asagi_koi wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:08 am Image[/url]
You better not be one of the fuckers giving me crap about my weight. That your wife? Is she blind?
I never judge a person weight. I definitely know i need to lose some. I have a plan. She must love me.
Then we're in the same boat. Wait, what's the weight limit in this damn boat?
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Blast wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:22 pm
Asagi_koi wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:30 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:47 pm
Asagi_koi wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:08 am Image[/url]
You better not be one of the fuckers giving me crap about my weight. That your wife? Is she blind?
I never judge a person weight. I definitely know i need to lose some. I have a plan. She must love me.
Then we're in the same boat. Wait, what's the weight limit in this damn boat?
I think you're gonna need a bigger boat.
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
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Re: Selfie Time!

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megman wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:35 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:22 pm
Asagi_koi wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:30 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:47 pm
Asagi_koi wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:08 am Image[/url]
You better not be one of the fuckers giving me crap about my weight. That your wife? Is she blind?
I never judge a person weight. I definitely know i need to lose some. I have a plan. She must love me.
Then we're in the same boat. Wait, what's the weight limit in this damn boat?
I think you're gonna need a bigger boat.
Nah, I'll push him overboard. We're big guys, we float well.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Re: Selfie Time!

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megman wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:35 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:22 pm
Asagi_koi wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 3:30 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:47 pm
Asagi_koi wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:08 am Image[/url]
You better not be one of the fuckers giving me crap about my weight. That your wife? Is she blind?
I never judge a person weight. I definitely know i need to lose some. I have a plan. She must love me.
Then we're in the same boat. Wait, what's the weight limit in this damn boat?
I think you're gonna need a bigger boat.
Image
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Re: Selfie Time!

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Stapes wrote: Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:10 pm I want to bang McMurray's wife.
Get the fuck out the way with that peasant cock, you fucking novice.
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megman wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:34 am Image
Holy shit, it’s C3PO!
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