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Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
Because you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stache
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
It's a mechanical engineering thing, you wouldn't understand.
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Gunzen wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 5:59 am
megman wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:34 am Image
Holy shit, it’s C3PO!
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:06 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
It's a mechanical engineering thing, you wouldn't understand.
I get you personally. That's a simple explanation. Growing something impressive topside to make up for major deficiencies downside, if you know what I mean. Anyhoo, just amazed at how many wear beards. I've grown beards many times over the years. But not in the last 15 years. My current company requires every employee to be clean shaven everyday. In case we have to don air masks due to an well blow out or emergency. BS- never put on an air mask in my life.
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I shave my head clean. Without facial hair, I look like a big toe sitting on shoulders.
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HighNDry wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:17 pm
Gunzen wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 5:59 am
megman wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:34 am Image
Holy shit, it’s C3PO!
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:lol:
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I guess we shouldn't make this "gender inclusive". Lets talk JCW's faint mustache and Evvan's hairy legs waiting for their monthly prune.
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
Because you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stache
So, rough week, Ted?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:44 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:17 pm
Gunzen wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 5:59 am
megman wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2020 1:34 am Image
Holy shit, it’s C3PO!
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:lol:
Impressive!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:00 pm I guess we shouldn't make this "gender inclusive". Lets talk JCW's faint mustache and Evvan's hairy legs waiting for their monthly prune.
How is that against my being a female? Women’s bodies grow leg hair too I just don’t shave shit during the winter especially considering I’m single asssffffffuccckkkkkk
"considering I'm single" Yeah, I'm thinking bedding a porcupine during the Winter attracts all the available male suitors.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
Because you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stache
So, rough week, Ted?
Unabomber joke :roll:
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:19 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
Because you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stache
So, rough week, Ted?
Unabomber joke :roll:
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megman wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:21 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:19 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
Because you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stache
So, rough week, Ted?
Unabomber joke :roll:
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:19 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
Because you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stache
So, rough week, Ted?
Unabomber joke :roll:
Actually, just joking about how irrelevant you have become. You are one of the top posters on this site as you were on UJR. And yet for some reason, I'm assuming most probably agree, you have the urge to go back to your "peasant" stage. Being a top poster means staying above the fray. All this other shit is way beyond and below where you are . Think what I'm saying. All I'm asking.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:37 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:19 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
Because you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stache
So, rough week, Ted?
Unabomber joke :roll:
Actually, just joking about how irrelevant you have become. You are one of the top posters on this site as you were on UJR. And yet for some reason, I'm assuming most probably agree, you have the urge to go back to your "peasant" stage. Being a top poster means staying above the fray. All this other shit is way beyond and below where you are . Think what I'm saying. All I'm asking.

babble, babble, incoherent babble
I blame Biker.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:37 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:19 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
Because you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stache
So, rough week, Ted?
Unabomber joke :roll:
I'm assuming most probably agree :lol:

Being a top poster means staying above the fray. All this other shit is way beyond and below where you are . Think what I'm saying. All I'm asking.
You know fuck all about being a top poster. You need to not worry about me fatboy
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Stapes wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 12:04 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:37 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:19 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
Because you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stache
So, rough week, Ted?
Unabomber joke :roll:
Actually, just joking about how irrelevant you have become. You are one of the top posters on this site as you were on UJR. And yet for some reason, I'm assuming most probably agree, you have the urge to go back to your "peasant" stage. Being a top poster means staying above the fray. All this other shit is way beyond and below where you are . Think what I'm saying. All I'm asking.

babble, babble, incoherent babble
If you notice, you are not mentioned as a top poster. 2 reasons- #1/ prickhead progressive so out of touch with reality it defies the imagination. #2- I find it impossible to read your posts without hearing John Goodman's voice in my head. "STFU Donnie" etc.
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Hey WTC... post a selfie, you cowardly bitch! :lol:
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 12:17 am Hey WTC... post a selfie, you cowardly bitch! :lol:
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That's the photo WTC pulls his tiny penis to
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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 12:14 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:37 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:19 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
Because you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stache
So, rough week, Ted?
Unabomber joke :roll:
I'm assuming most probably agree :lol:

Being a top poster means staying above the fray. All this other shit is way beyond and below where you are . Think what I'm saying. All I'm asking.
You know fuck all about being a top poster. You need to not worry about me fatboy
I,m 6 foot/ 175 lbs. What are you babbling about now, Ted. Don'y worry, 6 week and you can exit your shed into the springtime.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 12:54 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 12:14 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:37 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:19 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pm

Because you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stache
So, rough week, Ted?
Unabomber joke :roll:
I'm assuming most probably agree :lol:

Being a top poster means staying above the fray. All this other shit is way beyond and below where you are . Think what I'm saying. All I'm asking.
You know fuck all about being a top poster. You need to not worry about me fatboy
I,m 6 foot/ 175 lbs. What are you babbling about now, Ted. Don'y worry, 6 week and you can exit your shed into the springtime.
Prove it fatboy
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Feb 09, 2020 1:07 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:14 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:00 pm I guess we shouldn't make this "gender inclusive". Lets talk JCW's faint mustache and Evvan's hairy legs waiting for their monthly prune.
How is that against my being a female? Women’s bodies grow leg hair too I just don’t shave shit during the winter especially considering I’m single asssffffffuccckkkkkk
"considering I'm single" Yeah, I'm thinking bedding a porcupine during the Winter attracts all the available male suitors.
Let’s be honest here bub, I am not without men that want to bed me. I simply don’t want a man.
Also...let’s not pretend like you dont sleep alone every night...after you finish spying on your neighbors that is. Weirdo.
Lmao you’re over there acting like a dude would actually care about my leg hair 😂😂😂
:lol: You know the post is going bad for you when her 5th word is "Bub" I'm just saying at the end of winter, when you have to hire sheep shearers, may want to rethink your hygiene during the Winter. Just saying.
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