Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
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Dentists, Barbers, Lawyers and sales people
Are 4 of my least favorite to deal with.
Have ya'll seen the implant commercials? Between 50 up to 100K for an upper and lower, highway robbery.
I go in Friday to have two teeth removed, I'll have the rest pulled in June or July, then I can work on a White Mom's Mabley act, my moobs are impressive.
Have ya'll seen the implant commercials? Between 50 up to 100K for an upper and lower, highway robbery.
I go in Friday to have two teeth removed, I'll have the rest pulled in June or July, then I can work on a White Mom's Mabley act, my moobs are impressive.
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my dentist said 'sugar is the worse thing for your teeth but it's sure good for business' add old age to that list.
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Unless shes cute, I really dont want to chit-chat with the chick cutting my hair. I dont want to tell you what I'm doing today and I dont care what youre doing today. Just cut my hair.
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Holy shit. Google " barbershop murder".
She's just trying to make sure you don't kill her.
She's just trying to make sure you don't kill her.
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When people say they are getting all their teeth pulled I just assume they have horrific hygiene and have continuously had bad breath the last 40 years and it's probably a major factor in why they are going to die alone.
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My biggest issue with barbers/hair stylists is that I can't explain shit well enough to get what I want. Even when I have a picture, it never turns out right. And then they argue with me with what little I know about hair cutting. The best I can do is tell them where I part my hair, and that I want something between a long business cut and a mullet but less party in the back. Then they look at me strange.
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That's definitely a fair assessment.Gérard Duval wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:27 pm When people say they are getting all their teeth pulled I just assume they have horrific hygiene and have continuously had bad breath the last 40 years and it's probably a major factor in why they are going to die alone.
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x1000
nothing worse than a chick who cant take a hint and just wont shut the fuck up while cutting your hair. Im like "you're white trash. I get it. Can you finish cutting my hair please so I can go home and take a shower before the staph infection from your dirty clippers sets in???? PLEASE?!?!?!?!11"
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allwhitemeat wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:20 pmx1000
nothing worse than a chick who cant take a hint and just wont shut the fuck up while cutting your hair. Im like "you're white trash. I get it. Can you finish cutting my hair please so I can go home and take a shower before the staph infection from your dirty clippers sets in???? PLEASE?!?!?!?!11"
maybe you guys should stop going to Supercuts and go to a real Barber..... Men cutting and touching and grooming other men's hair like God intended
I blame Biker.
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wtf is a supercuts? I use HairCuttery which strictly employs white trash hood rats with a methadone addiction. And they do a terrible job, thank you...Stapes wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:54 pmallwhitemeat wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 7:20 pmx1000
nothing worse than a chick who cant take a hint and just wont shut the fuck up while cutting your hair. Im like "you're white trash. I get it. Can you finish cutting my hair please so I can go home and take a shower before the staph infection from your dirty clippers sets in???? PLEASE?!?!?!?!11"
maybe you guys should stop going to Supercuts and go to a real Barber..... Men cutting and touching and grooming other men's hair like God intended
seriously though, I tried a local barber in town, the ONLY local barber in town. I got a Jerry Seinfeld haircut that made me look like I was 10. Pretty sure dude cut off a part of my ear too. Would love a real barber around her, could get a decent beard trim. I have to do it myself, and I do an ok job, but it would be nice to have it shaped up correctly from someone who can actually see it clearly from more than one angle.
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My multi-faceted wife cuts my hair in 10 minutes out on our deck in the back and she does a great job. Also, my dentist is awesome. I get my teeth cleaned 3 times a year even though my insurance only covers 2 times a year for free. My lawyer is a close friend of mine and he has been outstanding in helping me out at a reasonable price when I'm in need. No complaints here.
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As long as my hair is out of my eyes, off my ears, parted on the right and kind of even all over I'm happy.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:51 pmMy biggest issue with barbers/hair stylists is that I can't explain shit well enough to get what I want. Even when I have a picture, it never turns out right. And then they argue with me with what little I know about hair cutting. The best I can do is tell them where I part my hair, and that I want something between a long business cut and a mullet but less party in the back. Then they look at me strange.
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Buzz cut with a #1. Twice a year, spring and fall. In and out in 10 minutes.
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I do it myself and never fuck up.
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
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Only when the duct tape holding it back lets loose.
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
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Or genetics, my teeth should have been gone 30 years ago, I just kept putting it off, on the surface they sparkled but the roots held a dark secret.HighNDry wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:56 pmThat's definitely a fair assessment.Gérard Duval wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 3:27 pm When people say they are getting all their teeth pulled I just assume they have horrific hygiene and have continuously had bad breath the last 40 years and it's probably a major factor in why they are going to die alone.
Nice to see others have disdain for “barbers”.
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I use one of those for manscaping. Holy shit you gotta be careful. Nicks hurt like hell.
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