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I would not climb up there unless I was at gunpoint, and I would then shit my pants
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Biker wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:50 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:43 pm I would not climb up there unless I was at gunpoint, and I would then shit my pants
Back in my construction years, we were siding a three story condo on scaffolding. The scaffold was just a little short so three of stood on a 2x10 with a 3' section hung out over edge. The lightest guy on the crew finished it up. Young and dumb we were
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Biker wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:50 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:43 pm I would not climb up there unless I was at gunpoint, and I would then shit my pants
Back in my construction years, we were siding a three story condo on scaffolding. The scaffold was just a little short so three of stood on a 2x10 with a 3' section hung out over edge. The lightest guy on the crew finished it up. Young and dumb we were
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CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:43 pm I would not climb up there unless I was at gunpoint, and I would then shit my pants
In all honestly, that's not -that- bad. My uncles who ran my granddad's construction company pulled shit like this all the time along with their crews. Ladder abuse on scaffolding wasn't any big deal to them. But it was to my dad, and he would have nothing to do with it. Somehow, nobody died. Some got hurt, though.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:52 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:43 pm I would not climb up there unless I was at gunpoint, and I would then shit my pants
In all honestly, that's not -that- bad. My uncles who ran my granddad's construction company pulled shit like this all the time along with their crews. Ladder abuse on scaffolding wasn't any big deal to them. But it was to my dad, and he would have nothing to do with it. Somehow, nobody died. Some got hurt, though.
Yeah well getting hurt would be game over for me.
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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:53 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:52 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:43 pm I would not climb up there unless I was at gunpoint, and I would then shit my pants
In all honestly, that's not -that- bad. My uncles who ran my granddad's construction company pulled shit like this all the time along with their crews. Ladder abuse on scaffolding wasn't any big deal to them. But it was to my dad, and he would have nothing to do with it. Somehow, nobody died. Some got hurt, though.
Yeah well getting hurt would be game over for me.
Ain't disagreeing! I wouldn't, I hate even just getting up the ladder onto my house's roof. By with my uncles and their crews, construction and boat building (large commercial craft), it's all they knew. Either spend a couple hours rigging up more scaffolding for a fifteen minute job, or throw up a ladder or two in five minutes. Getting hurt on occasion was part of the job. I mean, everyone on the job site had their scars, even Dad was missing the end of his right pinkie.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 3:00 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:53 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:52 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:43 pm I would not climb up there unless I was at gunpoint, and I would then shit my pants
In all honestly, that's not -that- bad. My uncles who ran my granddad's construction company pulled shit like this all the time along with their crews. Ladder abuse on scaffolding wasn't any big deal to them. But it was to my dad, and he would have nothing to do with it. Somehow, nobody died. Some got hurt, though.
Yeah well getting hurt would be game over for me.
Ain't disagreeing! I wouldn't, I hate even just getting up the ladder onto my house's roof. By with my uncles and their crews, construction and boat building (large commercial craft), it's all they knew. Either spend a couple hours rigging up more scaffolding for a fifteen minute job, or throw up a ladder or two in five minutes. Getting hurt on occasion was part of the job. I mean, everyone on the job site had their scars, even Dad was missing the end of his right pinkie.
At least I have workermans comp now, but a couple years ago when I was at the top of a 30 foot ladder I could only hope the fall was fatal.
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If I caught someone on one of my crews pulling stupid shit like that, the dude would get his walkin' papers.
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CaptQuint wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:00 pm Pipi longstocking has a sex tape

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Blast wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 4:16 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:00 pm Pipi longstocking has a sex tape

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CaptQuint wrote: Fri Feb 14, 2020 4:43 pm I would not climb up there unless I was at gunpoint, and I would then shit my pants
Nope. What you do is say "Not a fucking chance. That is unsafe and in violation of OSHA regulations." Make sure you have your phone out, recording that interaction with your boss, so you have grounds for a lucrative lawsuit if they fire you for refusing to violate safety regulations.
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Deathproof wrote: Mon Feb 17, 2020 12:04 pm
Nope. What you do is say "Not a fucking chance. That is unsafe and in violation of OSHA regulations." Make sure you have your phone out, recording that interaction with your boss, so you have grounds for a lucrative lawsuit if they fire you for refusing to violate safety regulations.
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Flumper wrote: Mon Feb 17, 2020 8:52 pm
Deathproof wrote: Mon Feb 17, 2020 12:04 pm
Nope. What you do is say "Not a fucking chance. That is unsafe and in violation of OSHA regulations." Make sure you have your phone out, recording that interaction with your boss, so you have grounds for a lucrative lawsuit if they fire you for refusing to violate safety regulations.
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