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I blame Biker.
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He's not face down in it holding an empty beer can.
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In the news article they mentioned it was built in 2000 and is the largest mobile cooker in the World. 40 tons and can cook 10,000- 12,000 lbs of food at a time. That big Texas thing on the back is where you load your wood for smoking.
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Joey Chestnut could eat that in under an hour.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:00 pmIn the news article they mentioned it was built in 2000 and is the largest mobile cooker in the World. 40 tons and can cook 10,000- 12,000 lbs of food at a time. That big Texas thing on the back is where you load your wood for smoking.
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According the article, it was originally built by a pit master. New owner bought it when that person fell on hard times. Uses it to help out during disasters and such to feed a lot of people at once. Drove it to Houston after Hurricane Harvey.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:03 pmJoey Chestnut could eat that in under an hour.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:00 pmIn the news article they mentioned it was built in 2000 and is the largest mobile cooker in the World. 40 tons and can cook 10,000- 12,000 lbs of food at a time. That big Texas thing on the back is where you load your wood for smoking.
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And the truck too, probably.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:03 pmJoey Chestnut could eat that in under an hour.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:00 pmIn the news article they mentioned it was built in 2000 and is the largest mobile cooker in the World. 40 tons and can cook 10,000- 12,000 lbs of food at a time. That big Texas thing on the back is where you load your wood for smoking.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
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If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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My girl has a clean pussy & absolutely none of that curly nappy shit. She has just a bit of hair & it grows straight, just like the thick hair on her head. But unlike Brazilian Biker and his nappy hair nobody from her country in El Salvador, which is superior to Brazil, has anything like that. That's why Biker is jealous of people from Central America, they don't have the nappy hair like they do in Brazil.
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Definitely. There is something that is very hot about that Puerto Rican bitch. She would be twitching and screaming the whole time!
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A 30 yr old bartender from the Bronx. Odds are she has sent nudes to someone in her past. I hope those get leaked at some point.
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Gonna put that right in the 'ol TMI bucket.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 10:27 pm My girl has a clean pussy & absolutely none of that curly nappy shit. She has just a bit of hair & it grows straight, just like the thick hair on her head. But unlike Brazilian Biker and his nappy hair nobody from her country in El Salvador, which is superior to Brazil, has anything like that. That's why Biker is jealous of people from Central America, they don't have the nappy hair like they do in Brazil.
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God willing!
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Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
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Same. Several times, in the face with a brick.
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Biker wrote: ↑Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:54 pmYep, just need to overlook the crazyReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 11:39 pmGod willing!
She can't spout the crazy if her mouth is full.
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i would have to call bullshit. Let's think about 12,000 lbs of food. A HUGE brisket is 16 lbs. That would be 750 briskets. I count around 24 lids on that smoker. That would mean that each one of those lids would have to open up to accommodate 31 briskets. No way. I mean, if you stacked them like cord wood, maybe, but you couldn't cook them like that.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:00 pmIn the news article they mentioned it was built in 2000 and is the largest mobile cooker in the World. 40 tons and can cook 10,000- 12,000 lbs of food at a time. That big Texas thing on the back is where you load your wood for smoking.
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