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Looks like it's got an upper and lower cooking grate.Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:55 pmi would have to call bullshit. Let's think about 12,000 lbs of food. A HUGE brisket is 16 lbs. That would be 750 briskets. I count around lids on that smoker. That would mean that each one of those lids would have to open up to accommodate 31 briskets. No way. I mean, if you stacked them like cord wood, maybe, but you couldn't cook them like that.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:00 pmIn the news article they mentioned it was built in 2000 and is the largest mobile cooker in the World. 40 tons and can cook 10,000- 12,000 lbs of food at a time. That big Texas thing on the back is where you load your wood for smoking.
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still, you aren't getting 15 or more briskets on each grate. something doesn't add up.Nero wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:34 pmLooks like it's got an upper and lower cooking grate.Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:55 pmi would have to call bullshit. Let's think about 12,000 lbs of food. A HUGE brisket is 16 lbs. That would be 750 briskets. I count around lids on that smoker. That would mean that each one of those lids would have to open up to accommodate 31 briskets. No way. I mean, if you stacked them like cord wood, maybe, but you couldn't cook them like that.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:00 pmIn the news article they mentioned it was built in 2000 and is the largest mobile cooker in the World. 40 tons and can cook 10,000- 12,000 lbs of food at a time. That big Texas thing on the back is where you load your wood for smoking.
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Dude needs to find someone who knows how to drive that truck properly.
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No idea. Just mentioning what was said in the article. Also had a comment from a reader in the Houston Chronicle website who said he saw this on the side of the road in Kyle a few years back with a "for sale" sign. Asking price- $250,000.Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:55 pmi would have to call bullshit. Let's think about 12,000 lbs of food. A HUGE brisket is 16 lbs. That would be 750 briskets. I count around 24 lids on that smoker. That would mean that each one of those lids would have to open up to accommodate 31 briskets. No way. I mean, if you stacked them like cord wood, maybe, but you couldn't cook them like that.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:00 pmIn the news article they mentioned it was built in 2000 and is the largest mobile cooker in the World. 40 tons and can cook 10,000- 12,000 lbs of food at a time. That big Texas thing on the back is where you load your wood for smoking.
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i doubt you'll find any squarehead or hunyak in the hill country willing to spend that kind of coin on a smoker.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm No idea. Just mentioning what was said in the article. Also had a comment from a reader in the Houston Chronicle website who said he saw this on the side of the road in Kyle a few years back with a "for sale" sign. Asking price- $250,000.
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Not unless Jerry Jones' grandson/granddaughter is getting married.Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:53 pmi doubt you'll find any squarehead or hunyak in the hill country willing to spend that kind of coin on a smoker.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm No idea. Just mentioning what was said in the article. Also had a comment from a reader in the Houston Chronicle website who said he saw this on the side of the road in Kyle a few years back with a "for sale" sign. Asking price- $250,000.
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Reminds me of something from over 10 years ago. They were dedicating a new Historical marker nearby. I volunteered to cook burgers for whomever showed up. I was given this 15 ft monster from the school district and hauled it up onsite. Used one little corner for the 25 that showed up. Talk about overkill.Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:53 pmi doubt you'll find any squarehead or hunyak in the hill country willing to spend that kind of coin on a smoker.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm No idea. Just mentioning what was said in the article. Also had a comment from a reader in the Houston Chronicle website who said he saw this on the side of the road in Kyle a few years back with a "for sale" sign. Asking price- $250,000.
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I'll bet that one left a mark when you fell over it.....WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:19 pmReminds me of something from over 10 years ago. They were dedicating a new Historical marker nearby. I volunteered to cook burgers for whomever showed up. I was given this 15 ft monster from the school district and hauled it up onsite. Used one little corner for the 25 that showed up. Talk about overkill.Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:53 pmi doubt you'll find any squarehead or hunyak in the hill country willing to spend that kind of coin on a smoker.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm No idea. Just mentioning what was said in the article. Also had a comment from a reader in the Houston Chronicle website who said he saw this on the side of the road in Kyle a few years back with a "for sale" sign. Asking price- $250,000.
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megman wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:20 pmI'll bet that one left a mark when you fell over it.....WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:19 pmReminds me of something from over 10 years ago. They were dedicating a new Historical marker nearby. I volunteered to cook burgers for whomever showed up. I was given this 15 ft monster from the school district and hauled it up onsite. Used one little corner for the 25 that showed up. Talk about overkill.Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:53 pmi doubt you'll find any squarehead or hunyak in the hill country willing to spend that kind of coin on a smoker.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm No idea. Just mentioning what was said in the article. Also had a comment from a reader in the Houston Chronicle website who said he saw this on the side of the road in Kyle a few years back with a "for sale" sign. Asking price- $250,000.
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Everyone in Iraan showed up and the marker was for WTC, Iraan's only college graduate
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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All I can think about is the previous days customers jizzing in that hole and than here comes Howie for the all you can eat buffet...…
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