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Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:55 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:00 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:52 pm
HighNDry wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 2:05 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 1:58 pm BBQ Texas style Image
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I thought this was Texas BBQ.
He's not face down in it holding an empty beer can.
In the news article they mentioned it was built in 2000 and is the largest mobile cooker in the World. 40 tons and can cook 10,000- 12,000 lbs of food at a time. That big Texas thing on the back is where you load your wood for smoking.
i would have to call bullshit. Let's think about 12,000 lbs of food. A HUGE brisket is 16 lbs. That would be 750 briskets. I count around lids on that smoker. That would mean that each one of those lids would have to open up to accommodate 31 briskets. No way. I mean, if you stacked them like cord wood, maybe, but you couldn't cook them like that.
Looks like it's got an upper and lower cooking grate.

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Nero wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:34 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:55 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:00 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:52 pm
HighNDry wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 2:05 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 1:58 pm BBQ Texas style Image
7CF73690-AFB1-4C30-B745-87C589610209.jpeg

I thought this was Texas BBQ.
He's not face down in it holding an empty beer can.
In the news article they mentioned it was built in 2000 and is the largest mobile cooker in the World. 40 tons and can cook 10,000- 12,000 lbs of food at a time. That big Texas thing on the back is where you load your wood for smoking.
i would have to call bullshit. Let's think about 12,000 lbs of food. A HUGE brisket is 16 lbs. That would be 750 briskets. I count around lids on that smoker. That would mean that each one of those lids would have to open up to accommodate 31 briskets. No way. I mean, if you stacked them like cord wood, maybe, but you couldn't cook them like that.
Looks like it's got an upper and lower cooking grate.

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still, you aren't getting 15 or more briskets on each grate. something doesn't add up.
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Dude needs to find someone who knows how to drive that truck properly.
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Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 6:55 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 9:00 pm
Blast wrote: Fri Mar 06, 2020 8:52 pm
HighNDry wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 2:05 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2020 1:58 pm BBQ Texas style Image
7CF73690-AFB1-4C30-B745-87C589610209.jpeg

I thought this was Texas BBQ.
He's not face down in it holding an empty beer can.
In the news article they mentioned it was built in 2000 and is the largest mobile cooker in the World. 40 tons and can cook 10,000- 12,000 lbs of food at a time. That big Texas thing on the back is where you load your wood for smoking.
i would have to call bullshit. Let's think about 12,000 lbs of food. A HUGE brisket is 16 lbs. That would be 750 briskets. I count around 24 lids on that smoker. That would mean that each one of those lids would have to open up to accommodate 31 briskets. No way. I mean, if you stacked them like cord wood, maybe, but you couldn't cook them like that.
No idea. Just mentioning what was said in the article. Also had a comment from a reader in the Houston Chronicle website who said he saw this on the side of the road in Kyle a few years back with a "for sale" sign. Asking price- $250,000.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm No idea. Just mentioning what was said in the article. Also had a comment from a reader in the Houston Chronicle website who said he saw this on the side of the road in Kyle a few years back with a "for sale" sign. Asking price- $250,000.
i doubt you'll find any squarehead or hunyak in the hill country willing to spend that kind of coin on a smoker.
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Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:53 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm No idea. Just mentioning what was said in the article. Also had a comment from a reader in the Houston Chronicle website who said he saw this on the side of the road in Kyle a few years back with a "for sale" sign. Asking price- $250,000.
i doubt you'll find any squarehead or hunyak in the hill country willing to spend that kind of coin on a smoker.
Not unless Jerry Jones' grandson/granddaughter is getting married.
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Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:53 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm No idea. Just mentioning what was said in the article. Also had a comment from a reader in the Houston Chronicle website who said he saw this on the side of the road in Kyle a few years back with a "for sale" sign. Asking price- $250,000.
i doubt you'll find any squarehead or hunyak in the hill country willing to spend that kind of coin on a smoker.
Reminds me of something from over 10 years ago. They were dedicating a new Historical marker nearby. I volunteered to cook burgers for whomever showed up. I was given this 15 ft monster from the school district and hauled it up onsite. Used one little corner for the 25 that showed up. Talk about overkill.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:19 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:53 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm No idea. Just mentioning what was said in the article. Also had a comment from a reader in the Houston Chronicle website who said he saw this on the side of the road in Kyle a few years back with a "for sale" sign. Asking price- $250,000.
i doubt you'll find any squarehead or hunyak in the hill country willing to spend that kind of coin on a smoker.
Reminds me of something from over 10 years ago. They were dedicating a new Historical marker nearby. I volunteered to cook burgers for whomever showed up. I was given this 15 ft monster from the school district and hauled it up onsite. Used one little corner for the 25 that showed up. Talk about overkill.
I'll bet that one left a mark when you fell over it.....
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megman wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:20 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 9:19 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:53 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:49 pm No idea. Just mentioning what was said in the article. Also had a comment from a reader in the Houston Chronicle website who said he saw this on the side of the road in Kyle a few years back with a "for sale" sign. Asking price- $250,000.
i doubt you'll find any squarehead or hunyak in the hill country willing to spend that kind of coin on a smoker.
Reminds me of something from over 10 years ago. They were dedicating a new Historical marker nearby. I volunteered to cook burgers for whomever showed up. I was given this 15 ft monster from the school district and hauled it up onsite. Used one little corner for the 25 that showed up. Talk about overkill.
I'll bet that one left a mark when you fell over it.....
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Everyone in Iraan showed up and the marker was for WTC, Iraan's only college graduate
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I've always liked that view.
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All I can think about is the previous days customers jizzing in that hole and than here comes Howie for the all you can eat buffet...… :ugeek: :geek:
I blame Biker.
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Biker wrote: Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:25 pm
Stapes wrote: Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:22 pm All I can think about is the previous days customers jizzing in that hole and than here comes Howie for the all you can eat buffet...… :ugeek: :geek:
For real. That's some nasty shit
i've wondered this before. how do you clean jizz out of a vagina to make sure there is 0.000% of any left by an earlier guy? I guess this is why we don't let the girls mess around.
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Stapes wrote: Fri Mar 13, 2020 5:22 pm All I can think about is the previous days customers jizzing in that hole and than here comes Howie for the all you can eat buffet...… :ugeek: :geek:
Previous day? Try same day an hour ago.
wut?
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And the hour before that and the hour before that
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Did the Clintons start the Corona virus because things were getting too hot over the Epstein murder?
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B-Tender wrote: Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:08 pm Did the Clintons start the Corona virus because things were getting too hot over the Epstein murder?
No.

The Chinese did it for Bernie.
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