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Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
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I stand corrected. I thought for sure that was Photoshopped.
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The end of another season.
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The gf just called me to thank me for giving her an half hour long orgasm during the second sex session last night. Since CQ shared his events from these weekend thought I'd share mine.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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Yeah well it's rare for me, and now the bars are shutdown so I cannot repeat
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Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Let me help you out.
1. Learn to play an instrument
2. join a band
3. Get a record contract
4. get played on radio and MTV/Fuse/MuchMusic
5. become semi-famous
6. drown in pussy
I cannot reccommend this plan highly enough.
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Nah, too much commitment and I no longer like travelingDeathproof wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:18 pmLet me help you out.
1. Learn to play an instrument
2. join a band
3. Get a record contract
4. get played on radio and MTV/Fuse/MuchMusic
5. become semi-famous
6. drown in pussy
I cannot reccommend this plan highly enough.
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
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I'm not a big fan of travelling either. I've gotten to the point that I dread going on tour. But the benefits are fucking amazing.CaptQuint wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:19 pmNah, too much commitment and I no longer like travelingDeathproof wrote: ↑Mon Mar 16, 2020 10:18 pmLet me help you out.
1. Learn to play an instrument
2. join a band
3. Get a record contract
4. get played on radio and MTV/Fuse/MuchMusic
5. become semi-famous
6. drown in pussy
I cannot reccommend this plan highly enough.
"Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids. Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids... no I really mean it, but think how we think about it.” -- lifelong segregationist Joe Biden
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Hey Captquint: did ya see this ad with Sophie Turner? Sweet baby jeezus.
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I have, the fucking quibi or whatever the fuck that is ad plays over and over on youtube. She really needs a professional nude photoshoot and not just her smoking weed by a pool
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Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
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Klaatu ......Barada .......Ncoughcoughcough.........Necktie.........Nickel.....
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Ive got a Blue Jay that hangs around my back yard. He does NOT take any shit from other birds that stray into the area.
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County next to mine just ordered shelter in place.
My 70 year old step mom doesn't want to see me. Shit be gettin real.
My 70 year old step mom doesn't want to see me. Shit be gettin real.
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I blame Biker.
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They will however go after squirrels.
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Oh yeah. He (she?) is a mean MFer.
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Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
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its hairless?FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:07 pm Just like Testlas, the new vette is a fine example of superior US engineering. Nothing Brazilian about it!