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Re: Wuhan Coronavirus

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Alright, I'm a gonna do my best to try to explain what's going on here.
*sigh

You see, Trump is a business man and he's all about reducing panic and preventing hysteria that would cause his precious stock market to crash and go even lower. He's a trooper and up until this pandemic he's done a great job at it.

However, when a "real" crisis occurs like this and critical action needs to be taken people aren't stupid, that's the thing that Trump doesn't realize. So when he tries to sell his snake oil and make stuff up people quickly realize it and rightfully criticize him for doing just that.

Neither Trump, nor MacGyver are going to make things better in this situation. It takes an actual intelligent person that is comprehensive, brilliant and has all the bases covered like Cuomo to do something like that.

Sorry Trump, you really aren't doing that great of job during this pandemic so far. I actually hope that things will change and you'll get your second wind or something but I am becoming increasingly doubtful that something like that will happen.
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Man dies after ingesting chloroquine in an attempt to prevent coronavirus

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-n ... s-n1167166
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CaptQuint wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:33 pm Man dies after ingesting chloroquine in an attempt to prevent coronavirus

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-n ... s-n1167166
well, those two were lucky to have found each other and get married. imagine a fish tank cleaner that you can't drink.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:36 pm
Smok44 wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:22 pm Almond, cashew, pecan, hazelnut............... which kind of nutty? Now i'm hungry
The cashew is the filet mignon of nuts.
that's usually the time when someone walks up and says "you know, that technically the cashew is not a nut. the cashew is actually......"
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BigRedRetard wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:36 pm
Smok44 wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:22 pm Almond, cashew, pecan, hazelnut............... which kind of nutty? Now i'm hungry
The cashew is the filet mignon of nuts.
Coming from an expert about nuts I beg to differ. This is the best of the best, Macadamia:

https://www.pipingrock.com/macadamia-nu ... gLTjfD_BwE
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I like pistachios
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All I'm sayin' is that Macadamia nuts are vastly superior to bland flavorless cashew nuts, any day of the week, and that is fact.

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Brazil nuts are a close second, also much better than cashews.
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CaptQuint wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:41 pm I like pistachios
pistachios are the correct amount of work in order to retrieve the nut. pecans are not.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:43 pm All I'm sayin' is that Macadamia nuts are vastly superior to bland flavorless cashew nuts, any day of the week, and that is fact.


Brazil nuts are a close second, also much better than cashews.
you know what we grew up calling brazil nuts, right?
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BigRedRetard wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:46 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:43 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:41 pm I like pistachios
pistachios are the correct amount of work in order to retrieve the nut. pecans are not.
pistachios are seeds as well.
FUCK! i'm still not over finding out peanuts are legumes.
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Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:47 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:46 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:43 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:41 pm I like pistachios
pistachios are the correct amount of work in order to retrieve the nut. pecans are not.
pistachios are seeds as well.
FUCK! i'm still not over finding out peanuts are legumes.
Hey, I still can't get over finding out tomatoes are fruit :o
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BigRedRetard wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:39 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:37 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:36 pm
Smok44 wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:22 pm Almond, cashew, pecan, hazelnut............... which kind of nutty? Now i'm hungry
The cashew is the filet mignon of nuts.
that's usually the time when someone walks up and says "you know, that technically the cashew is not a nut. the cashew is actually......"
A fruit? I have seen pictures of them attached to some fruit looking thing.
And they are toxic until roasted. And the flower pod they are attached to they use to make a drink which is pretty good.
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Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:15 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:13 pm
Okay, Nutty McNut. I'll give you something to think about.

Let's talk about Hydroxychloroquine as a "maybe" drug to treat coronavirus. There are basically 3 types of people you could have as president.

1 would be a scientist that would be extremely measured in responses and not dare try a drug on a human patient until it has been proven safe for that particular disease under those particular circumstances. No room for error.

2 would be a politician that would never bring up anything that wasn't proven because of what the media might do about it. At least not until it was vetted by all his pollsters and handlers.

3 would be a businessman that wants to know why can't we try it? Is there a reason why we can't just try it? If not, then fuck it, let's try it.

I don't say that because i'm a trumpster. i say that because i'm a businessman and i have to do things like that every day. right now i'm considering measuring employees temperature with a meat thermometer and using painter rags as masks.
Those aren't all the types but you are really equating pushing an unproven medicine by the POTUS during a pandemic to a small/medium business owner trying to "MacGyver" tools that are in short supply? And you think I am nutty?
yep. absolutely.
That's kinda retarded.
wut?
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FSchmertz wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:49 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:47 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:46 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:43 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:41 pm I like pistachios
pistachios are the correct amount of work in order to retrieve the nut. pecans are not.
pistachios are seeds as well.
FUCK! i'm still not over finding out peanuts are legumes.
Hey, I still can't get over finding out tomatoes are fruit :o
Bananas are a berry, strawberries are not.
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Re: Wuhan Coronavirus

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Smok44 wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:48 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:39 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:36 pm
Smok44 wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:22 pm Almond, cashew, pecan, hazelnut............... which kind of nutty? Now i'm hungry
The cashew is the filet mignon of nuts.
Coming from an expert about nuts I beg to differ. This is the best of the best, Macadamia:

https://www.pipingrock.com/macadamia-nu ... gLTjfD_BwE

Gee who would have ever thought you were an expert on nuts!
Not you though. You're the sick ignorant fuck that stalks me and sends a bunch of PM's to me even though I already told you I want nothing to do with you and to leave me the fuck alone. I have a life, that I love, with awesome people that surround me. Apparently you completely suck and nobody likes you and that's why you are a sick stalker that is a loser. Think about it little boy...
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Smok44 wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:01 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:59 pm
Smok44 wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:48 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:39 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:36 pm
Smok44 wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:22 pm Almond, cashew, pecan, hazelnut............... which kind of nutty? Now i'm hungry
The cashew is the filet mignon of nuts.
Coming from an expert about nuts I beg to differ. This is the best of the best, Macadamia:

https://www.pipingrock.com/macadamia-nu ... gLTjfD_BwE

Gee who would have ever thought you were an expert on nuts!
Not you though. You're the sick ignorant fuck that stalks me and sends a bunch of PM's to me even though I already told you I want nothing to do with you and to leave me the fuck alone. I have a life, that I love, with awesome people that surround me. Apparently you completely suck and nobody likes you and that's why you are a sick stalker that is a loser. Think about it little boy...
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Thanks for proving my point Nutcase :lol:
Yeah, I'm supposed to let some bitch ass stalker follow me around all day and wrongfully criticize me and say nothing in return. Right, I'm the nutcase? Look in the mirror pal.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 8:18 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 8:02 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:56 pmI suggest referencing your previous post or typing more words because the numbers are being used by the "cure worse than disease" crowd too.

Couldn't this be taken a step further and say that our Government could have done a lot more to prepare before the big numbers started?
sure. Or even take it a step further than that. Couldn't our hospitals have started worrying about masks and ventilators back before the big numbers started? I mean its the states that determine the hospitals and supplies, not the feds. the president doesn't keep the inventory numbers on ventilators in the hospitals, amirite?
Hey Flumper, did they deem your business "non essential" or are you going to stay open during the lockdown? Just curious.
"Oh Oh" raises hand. I'm thinking keeping the oil flowing is on the essential list. Shows how "non-essential" all you people are when the shit hits the fan.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:25 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 8:18 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 8:02 pm
Burn1dwn wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:56 pmI suggest referencing your previous post or typing more words because the numbers are being used by the "cure worse than disease" crowd too.

Couldn't this be taken a step further and say that our Government could have done a lot more to prepare before the big numbers started?
sure. Or even take it a step further than that. Couldn't our hospitals have started worrying about masks and ventilators back before the big numbers started? I mean its the states that determine the hospitals and supplies, not the feds. the president doesn't keep the inventory numbers on ventilators in the hospitals, amirite?
Hey Flumper, did they deem your business "non essential" or are you going to stay open during the lockdown? Just curious.
"Oh Oh" raises hand. I'm thinking keeping the oil flowing is on the essential list. Shows how "non-essential" all you people are when the shit hits the fan.
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Some 22 year old girl working in the cheeto factory is just as essential as the retard Texan :lol:
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We "essentials" laugh and mock you "non-essentials". Hairdresser my ass.
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CaptQuint wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:32 pm Some 22 year old girl working in the cheeto factory is just as essential as the retard Texan :lol:
Now that I think about it, you've been "non-essential" for years/decades :lol: :lol:
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:40 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:32 pm Some 22 year old girl working in the cheeto factory is just as essential as the retard Texan :lol:
Now that I think about it, you've been "non-essential" for years/decades :lol: :lol:
Once again, Quint has been schooled. It's hard to witness him being completely pulverized on this board but someone had to witness it, I guess. :roll:
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:42 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:40 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 10:32 pm Some 22 year old girl working in the cheeto factory is just as essential as the retard Texan :lol:
Now that I think about it, you've been "non-essential" for years/decades :lol: :lol:
Once again, Quint has been schooled. It's hard to witness him being completely pulverized on this board but someone had to witness it, I guess. :roll:
I'm glad you two found each other, now you should move your gas station sushi faggot ass out to Iraan
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necronomous wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:58 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:49 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:47 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:46 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:43 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:41 pm I like pistachios
pistachios are the correct amount of work in order to retrieve the nut. pecans are not.
pistachios are seeds as well.
FUCK! i'm still not over finding out peanuts are legumes.
Hey, I still can't get over finding out tomatoes are fruit :o
Bananas are a berry, strawberries are not.
And tomatoes are berries?
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Trump signals openings: US not 'built to be shut down'
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President Trump said Monday that his administration would work to allow local economies to “cautiously resume” activities at the appropriate time amid the coronavirus outbreak, adding that the United States “wasn’t built to be shut down.”

“Our public health experts, who are terrific, are studying the variation and the disease across the country, and we will be using data to recommend new protocols to allow local economies to cautiously resume their activity at the appropriate time,” Trump told reporters in the White House briefing room Monday evening.

“Our country wasn’t built to be shut down,” Trump continued. “This is not a country that was built for this.”

The remarks came one week after Trump announced social distancing recommendations for the American public and represented a strong signal the president would work to loosen those guidelines for certain areas of the United States in the near future.

The coronavirus pandemic, which has sickened upward of 40,000 Americans, has had a dire impact on the U.S. economy, forcing businesses to close and causing massive layoffs.

Trump declared that the American economy would soon be up and running and said it would happen more quickly than three or four months from now.

"America will again, and soon, be open for business," Trump said.

https://thehill.com/homenews/administra ... -shut-down
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