LOLZ (NSFW)

[Stapes]

[QillerDaemon]

That was one situationally unaware little boy. I see a chasing a ball into traffic incident in his future

Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.

Jesus, what's the matter with you?!

[Deathproof]

That was one situationally unaware little boy. I see a chasing a ball into traffic incident in his future

Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.

Jesus, what's the matter with you?!

I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.

[Stapes]

That was one situationally unaware little boy. I see a chasing a ball into traffic incident in his future

Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.

Jesus, what's the matter with you?!

I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.

Hating children is like hating puppies, it ain't natural.

[Deathproof]

That was one situationally unaware little boy. I see a chasing a ball into traffic incident in his future

Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.

Jesus, what's the matter with you?!

I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.

Hating children is like hating puppies, it ain't natural.

I disagree. Puppies are cute. They serve a purpose. Hating them is a sign of insanity.

[Wut]

That was one situationally unaware little boy. I see a chasing a ball into traffic incident in his future

Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.

Jesus, what's the matter with you?!

I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.

You're fucked in the head.

[beagleboy]

That was one situationally unaware little boy. I see a chasing a ball into traffic incident in his future

Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.

Jesus, what's the matter with you?!

I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.

You're fucked in the head.

Is he more or less fucked in the head than the 5 posters on here obsessed with shit eating?

[Evil.Fkn.Mean,Nasty]

I never hated children. But seriously hated a lot of parents.

[Deathproof]

That was one situationally unaware little boy. I see a chasing a ball into traffic incident in his future

Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.

Jesus, what's the matter with you?!

I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.

You're fucked in the head.

If you say so. But still nobody has ever been able to give a convincing argument as to why children are somehow "sacred" or in any way more important than adults.

[Stapes]

Lol.... Good Lord.

[Wut]

That was one situationally unaware little boy. I see a chasing a ball into traffic incident in his future

Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.

Jesus, what's the matter with you?!

I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.

You're fucked in the head.

Is he more or less fucked in the head than the 5 posters on here obsessed with shit eating?

Yes he is, they're more annoying than fucked in the head.

[Deathproof]

Dude, stop. My dick can only get so erect.

Jesus, what's the matter with you?!

I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.

You're fucked in the head.

Is he more or less fucked in the head than the 5 posters on here obsessed with shit eating?

Yes he is, they're more annoying than fucked in the head.

There is nothing wrong with hating children. If you've ever been around them, I dont see how you couldn't hate them.

[Wut]

Jesus, what's the matter with you?!

I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.

You're fucked in the head.

Is he more or less fucked in the head than the 5 posters on here obsessed with shit eating?

Yes he is, they're more annoying than fucked in the head.

There is nothing wrong with hating children. If you've ever been around them, I dont see how you couldn't hate them.

I have two kids and a dozen nieces and nephews. I'm pretty sure I'd prefer their company over yours.

[Stapes]

Deathproof babysitting services. "When you just need a little quiet."

[B-Tender]

[media] [/media]

[Charliesheen]

I will say this'. There are way too many kids walking around feeling speshal. Their speciality is zero self-awareness, no manners, etc.

[B-Tender]

I will say this'. There are way too many kids walking around feeling speshal. Their speciality is zero self-awareness, no manners, etc.

Charlie, are you saying you didn't have a chip on your shoulder at 21?

[Deathproof]

Deathproof babysitting services. "When you just need a little quiet."

A long time ago, I actually dated a girl who had a baby, which I will never do again. She had one of those baby walkie-talkie things by her bed, and the kid would wake up crying in the middle of the night. I don't know if you've ever heard a baby crying, but it is the absolute most offensive, obnoxious, rage-inducing sound on the face of the earth. And of course, she'd have to get up and go make it shut up, which would last an hour before it would start screaming it's stupid invalid head off again. I should mention that the sound of that fucking thing would wake me up as well, which for a person with chronic insomnia who is lucky to even be able to sleep, feels like grounds for pre-meditated infanticide.
I very quickly realized that we were looking at the situation incorrectly. What i mean is, the problem wasn't THAT the baby was crying; the problem was that we -- or I, which is really the important part here -- could HEAR it crying. So I started unplugging that fucking walkie talkie when we'd head to the bedroom each night. It was a win-win all around. She (the slut) got to sleep through the night, which put her in a better mood every day. That better mood meant less struggling on her part when I wanted to fuck. And if I managed to fall asleep, I got to stay asleep. Plus, she thought the fucking kid was sleeping through the night every night.

I remind people of this any time someone claims I'm anything but an absolute genius.

[Deathproof]

I fucking despise children. Nothing brings me glee like children getting hurt. I make no apologies.

You're fucked in the head.

Is he more or less fucked in the head than the 5 posters on here obsessed with shit eating?

Yes he is, they're more annoying than fucked in the head.

There is nothing wrong with hating children. If you've ever been around them, I dont see how you couldn't hate them.

I have two kids and a dozen nieces and nephews. I'm pretty sure I'd prefer their company over yours.

You're a guy, which means I don't want to fuck you. So, I have no use for your company anyway.

[Burn1dwn]

Deathproof babysitting services. "When you just need a little quiet."

A long time ago, I actually dated a girl who had a baby, which I will never do again. She had one of those baby walkie-talkie things by her bed, and the kid would wake up crying in the middle of the night. I don't know if you've ever heard a baby crying, but it is the absolute most offensive, obnoxious, rage-inducing sound on the face of the earth. And of course, she'd have to get up and go make it shut up, which would last an hour before it would start screaming it's stupid invalid head off again. I should mention that the sound of that fucking thing would wake me up as well, which for a person with chronic insomnia who is lucky to even be able to sleep, feels like grounds for pre-meditated infanticide.
I very quickly realized that we were looking at the situation incorrectly. What i mean is, the problem wasn't THAT the baby was crying; the problem was that we -- or I, which is really the important part here -- could HEAR it crying. So I started unplugging that fucking walkie talkie when we'd head to the bedroom each night. It was a win-win all around. She (the slut) got to sleep through the night, which put her in a better mood every day. That better mood meant less struggling on her part when I wanted to fuck. And if I managed to fall asleep, I got to stay asleep. Plus, she thought the fucking kid was sleeping through the night every night.

I remind people of this any time someone claims I'm anything but an absolute genius.

TL:DR

Deathproof got cucked by a sluts baby so he tried to kill it but failed. Now he hates all kids

[Deathproof]

Deathproof babysitting services. "When you just need a little quiet."

A long time ago, I actually dated a girl who had a baby, which I will never do again. She had one of those baby walkie-talkie things by her bed, and the kid would wake up crying in the middle of the night. I don't know if you've ever heard a baby crying, but it is the absolute most offensive, obnoxious, rage-inducing sound on the face of the earth. And of course, she'd have to get up and go make it shut up, which would last an hour before it would start screaming it's stupid invalid head off again. I should mention that the sound of that fucking thing would wake me up as well, which for a person with chronic insomnia who is lucky to even be able to sleep, feels like grounds for pre-meditated infanticide.
I very quickly realized that we were looking at the situation incorrectly. What i mean is, the problem wasn't THAT the baby was crying; the problem was that we -- or I, which is really the important part here -- could HEAR it crying. So I started unplugging that fucking walkie talkie when we'd head to the bedroom each night. It was a win-win all around. She (the slut) got to sleep through the night, which put her in a better mood every day. That better mood meant less struggling on her part when I wanted to fuck. And if I managed to fall asleep, I got to stay asleep. Plus, she thought the fucking kid was sleeping through the night every night.

I remind people of this any time someone claims I'm anything but an absolute genius.

TL:DR

Deathproof got cucked by a sluts baby so he tried to kill it but failed. Now he hates all kids

TL:DR
Burn1Dwn has no reading comprehension skills.
I didn't get "cucked", moron. I was still getting laid, otherwise I wouldn't have even been there. You did see where I mentioned "less struggling on her part when I wanted to fuck", yes? And it's not like I wasn't putting it in other girls at the same time.
That screaming bag of shit didn't keep me from getting laid. It kept me from staying asleep, which is almost as bad.
I don't know that I'd say I tried to kill it. And I hated all kids WAY before that period of time. Read, and comprehend, before your pea brain tries to formulate a response.

[Animal]

Read, and comprehend, before your pea brain tries to formulate a response.

i thought he did pretty well with a response to something he didn't read.

[Reservoir Dog]

Deathproof babysitting services. "When you just need a little quiet."

A long time ago, I actually dated a girl who had a baby, which I will never do again. She had one of those baby walkie-talkie things by her bed, and the kid would wake up crying in the middle of the night. I don't know if you've ever heard a baby crying, but it is the absolute most offensive, obnoxious, rage-inducing sound on the face of the earth. And of course, she'd have to get up and go make it shut up, which would last an hour before it would start screaming it's stupid invalid head off again. I should mention that the sound of that fucking thing would wake me up as well, which for a person with chronic insomnia who is lucky to even be able to sleep, feels like grounds for pre-meditated infanticide.
I very quickly realized that we were looking at the situation incorrectly. What i mean is, the problem wasn't THAT the baby was crying; the problem was that we -- or I, which is really the important part here -- could HEAR it crying. So I started unplugging that fucking walkie talkie when we'd head to the bedroom each night. It was a win-win all around. She (the slut) got to sleep through the night, which put her in a better mood every day. That better mood meant less struggling on her part when I wanted to fuck. And if I managed to fall asleep, I got to stay asleep. Plus, she thought the fucking kid was sleeping through the night every night.

I remind people of this any time someone claims I'm anything but an absolute genius.

TL:DR

Deathproof got cucked by a sluts baby so he tried to kill it but failed. Now he hates all kids

Either that or he's horribly overcompensating for his latent feelings of pedophilia.

[Deathproof]

Deathproof babysitting services. "When you just need a little quiet."

A long time ago, I actually dated a girl who had a baby, which I will never do again. She had one of those baby walkie-talkie things by her bed, and the kid would wake up crying in the middle of the night. I don't know if you've ever heard a baby crying, but it is the absolute most offensive, obnoxious, rage-inducing sound on the face of the earth. And of course, she'd have to get up and go make it shut up, which would last an hour before it would start screaming it's stupid invalid head off again. I should mention that the sound of that fucking thing would wake me up as well, which for a person with chronic insomnia who is lucky to even be able to sleep, feels like grounds for pre-meditated infanticide.
I very quickly realized that we were looking at the situation incorrectly. What i mean is, the problem wasn't THAT the baby was crying; the problem was that we -- or I, which is really the important part here -- could HEAR it crying. So I started unplugging that fucking walkie talkie when we'd head to the bedroom each night. It was a win-win all around. She (the slut) got to sleep through the night, which put her in a better mood every day. That better mood meant less struggling on her part when I wanted to fuck. And if I managed to fall asleep, I got to stay asleep. Plus, she thought the fucking kid was sleeping through the night every night.

I remind people of this any time someone claims I'm anything but an absolute genius.

TL:DR

Deathproof got cucked by a sluts baby so he tried to kill it but failed. Now he hates all kids

Either that or he's horribly overcompensating for his latent feelings of pedophilia.

Not even remotely. Gross.

[FreakShowFanatic]

Deathproof is one of the biggest assholes on this board and he actually brags that he's selfish & abusive towards kids & fucks disgusting whores instead of being ashamed about it.

Oh gee, if only I could be like Deathproof... Something went wrong with your drug-ridden upbringing son because you are a minus on this planet. Did your parents abuse you when you were a kid?