Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW
Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:20 pm

UJ's Hamster Died. We're All That's Left...
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Years ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.
I remember this story from the last time you told it on UJ. Didn't believe it then, don't believe it now.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:28 pmYears ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.
Why? Do you think I have a running list of lies that I have to keep track of or actual memories?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:30 pmI remember this story from the last time you told it on UJ. Didn't believe it then, don't believe it now.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:28 pmYears ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.
At this point you likely can't decipher between memory and fantasy..CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:32 pmWhy? Do you think I have a running list of lies that I have to keep track of or actual memories?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:30 pmI remember this story from the last time you told it on UJ. Didn't believe it then, don't believe it now.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:28 pmYears ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.
Nah, I don't know anyone here so I have no incentive to make stuff up. You're all just guys on a forum to me. Just how old do you think I am?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:45 pmAt this point you likely can't decipher between memory and fantasy..CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:32 pmWhy? Do you think I have a running list of lies that I have to keep track of or actual memories?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:30 pmI remember this story from the last time you told it on UJ. Didn't believe it then, don't believe it now.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:28 pmYears ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.
I guess i sort of assume everyone here is in their 50's and 60's..CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:43 pmNah, I don't know anyone here so I have no incentive to make stuff up. You're all just guys on a forum to me. Just how old do you think I am?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:45 pmAt this point you likely can't decipher between memory and fantasy..CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:32 pmWhy? Do you think I have a running list of lies that I have to keep track of or actual memories?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:30 pmI remember this story from the last time you told it on UJ. Didn't believe it then, don't believe it now.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:28 pmYears ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.![]()
I'm sure you have some stories, too. Do you think the dudes here on a titty forum don't want to hear some of your sexy tales? Let em rip!
Haven't even made my mid 40'sJackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:47 amI guess i sort of assume everyone here is in their 50's and 60's..CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:43 pmNah, I don't know anyone here so I have no incentive to make stuff up. You're all just guys on a forum to me. Just how old do you think I am?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:45 pmAt this point you likely can't decipher between memory and fantasy..CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:32 pmWhy? Do you think I have a running list of lies that I have to keep track of or actual memories?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:30 pmI remember this story from the last time you told it on UJ. Didn't believe it then, don't believe it now.CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:28 pm Years ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.![]()
I'm sure you have some stories, too. Do you think the dudes here on a titty forum don't want to hear some of your sexy tales? Let em rip!