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Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:20 pm
by Animal
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Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:21 pm
by Animal
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Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:28 pm
by CHEEZY17
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Years ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.

Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:30 pm
by JackRabbit_Slim
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:28 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:36 pm Image
Years ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.
I remember this story from the last time you told it on UJ. Didn't believe it then, don't believe it now.

Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:32 pm
by CHEEZY17
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:30 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:28 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:36 pm Image
Years ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.
I remember this story from the last time you told it on UJ. Didn't believe it then, don't believe it now.
Why? Do you think I have a running list of lies that I have to keep track of or actual memories?

Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:45 pm
by JackRabbit_Slim
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:32 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:30 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:28 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:36 pm Image
Years ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.
I remember this story from the last time you told it on UJ. Didn't believe it then, don't believe it now.
Why? Do you think I have a running list of lies that I have to keep track of or actual memories?
At this point you likely can't decipher between memory and fantasy..

Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:57 pm
by Animal
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Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:59 pm
by Animal
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Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:01 pm
by Animal
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Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:07 pm
by Animal
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Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:08 pm
by Animal
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Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:10 pm
by Animal
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Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:11 pm
by Animal
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Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:12 pm
by Animal
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Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 10:16 pm
by Animal
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Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:43 pm
by CHEEZY17
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:45 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:32 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:30 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:28 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:36 pm Image
Years ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.
I remember this story from the last time you told it on UJ. Didn't believe it then, don't believe it now.
Why? Do you think I have a running list of lies that I have to keep track of or actual memories?
At this point you likely can't decipher between memory and fantasy..
Nah, I don't know anyone here so I have no incentive to make stuff up. You're all just guys on a forum to me. Just how old do you think I am? :lol:
I'm sure you have some stories, too. Do you think the dudes here on a titty forum don't want to hear some of your sexy tales? Let em rip!

Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:55 pm
by Geist
One time I jerked off with a guy in the parking lot of a Home Depot. Felt awkward going there for supplies afterward, had to find a new store for caulk.

Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:25 am
by CHEEZY17
You might be the only UJR where that story seems plausible.

Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:29 am
by Geist
CHEEZY17 wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:25 am You might be the only UJR where that story seems plausible.
I met them on UJ.

Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 1:51 am
by HighNDry
Geist wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:55 pm One time I jerked off with a guy in the parking lot of a Home Depot. Felt awkward going there for supplies afterward, had to find a new store for caulk.
So did he.

Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:46 am
by JackRabbit_Slim
Geist wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:55 pm One time I jerked off with a guy in the parking lot of a Home Depot. Felt awkward going there for supplies afterward, had to find a new store for caulk.
Lol wtf

Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:47 am
by JackRabbit_Slim
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:43 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:45 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:32 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:30 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:28 pm
Flumper wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:36 pm Image
Years ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.
I remember this story from the last time you told it on UJ. Didn't believe it then, don't believe it now.
Why? Do you think I have a running list of lies that I have to keep track of or actual memories?
At this point you likely can't decipher between memory and fantasy..
Nah, I don't know anyone here so I have no incentive to make stuff up. You're all just guys on a forum to me. Just how old do you think I am? :lol:
I'm sure you have some stories, too. Do you think the dudes here on a titty forum don't want to hear some of your sexy tales? Let em rip!
I guess i sort of assume everyone here is in their 50's and 60's..

Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 3:44 am
by Blast
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2019 2:47 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 11:43 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:45 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:32 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:30 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 9:28 pm Years ago when I was supervising shops and (fortunately) before the whole "Me too" and "sexual harassment" things got going I had a quality control girl that used to purposely flaunt her "whale tail". She knew it drove all the guys in the shop crazy. She was a cute little number and I made it my mission to hit it. It took a solid 6 months of flirting and hard work but I finally got there.
I remember this story from the last time you told it on UJ. Didn't believe it then, don't believe it now.
Why? Do you think I have a running list of lies that I have to keep track of or actual memories?
At this point you likely can't decipher between memory and fantasy..
Nah, I don't know anyone here so I have no incentive to make stuff up. You're all just guys on a forum to me. Just how old do you think I am? :lol:
I'm sure you have some stories, too. Do you think the dudes here on a titty forum don't want to hear some of your sexy tales? Let em rip!
I guess i sort of assume everyone here is in their 50's and 60's..
Haven't even made my mid 40's

Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 4:52 pm
by Animal
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Re: Oops. Pleasant Surprise NSFW

Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 5:01 pm
by Animal
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