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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:51 pm
by Cassandros
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:45 pm
Cassandros wrote: Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:41 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun Mar 21, 2021 9:10 pm
Cassandros wrote: Sun Mar 21, 2021 8:59 pm You'd both be mistaken.

I know you have allowed yourself to be conditioned to believe "everyone is biased", but once again it has nothing to do with the kinds of pronouns the person prefers to be called.

The punchline is: regardless of ones preferences, the science is in --> you can't fap without a dick.
What do you call it when a woman is rubbing her clit with her fingers?
Finger painting.
The science is in --> you are wrong.
How so? Both are clearly euphemisms.

Or are you actually claiming "fap" is a scientific term...?

(Edit: OK. Apparently Familial adenomatous polyposis (or FAP) is a thing, scientifically. But certainly no one is talking about this).

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 4:53 pm
by Animal
:lol: "why is wrong with him?"

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 5:48 pm
by CaptQuint
Does not own second home in Scottsdale

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 6:35 pm
by Animal
big kudos to the guy that came up with the artwork for that packaging, though.

From that kid's teeth, to his eyes pointing different directions and then to him holding his thumb in his fist as he points. Its almost like one of those pictures where you circle the things that are wrong with it.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:14 pm
by nerd_alert
Animal wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 6:35 pm big kudos to the guy that came up with the artwork for that packaging, though.

From that kid's teeth, to his eyes pointing different directions and then to him holding his thumb in his fist as he points. Its almost like one of those pictures where you circle the things that are wrong with it.
You forgot to circle that he has 5 fingers and a thumb

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:29 pm
by Animal
nerd_alert wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:14 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 6:35 pm big kudos to the guy that came up with the artwork for that packaging, though.

From that kid's teeth, to his eyes pointing different directions and then to him holding his thumb in his fist as he points. Its almost like one of those pictures where you circle the things that are wrong with it.
You forgot to circle that he has 5 fingers and a thumb
:lol: Holy shit! This just keeps giving.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:55 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
Animal wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:29 pm
nerd_alert wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:14 pm
Animal wrote: Mon Mar 22, 2021 6:35 pm big kudos to the guy that came up with the artwork for that packaging, though.

From that kid's teeth, to his eyes pointing different directions and then to him holding his thumb in his fist as he points. Its almost like one of those pictures where you circle the things that are wrong with it.
You forgot to circle that he has 5 fingers and a thumb
:lol: Holy shit! This just keeps giving.
Isn't the front of the sports car facing both ways? Eh, maybe not.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 7:56 pm
by CaptQuint
WTC doesn't know what a mid engined car is

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2021 8:01 pm
by CaptQuint
Image

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 10:43 am
by Charliesheen

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:07 pm
by Animal
i feel as though i am looking through the cup towel curtained windows of Stape's trailer.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:30 pm
by Stapes
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:07 pm i feel as though i am looking through the cup towel curtained windows of Stape's trailer.
Lol... What the hell is a cup towel?

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:37 pm
by CaptQuint
cup towel

noun South Midland and Southern U.S., especially Texas, U.S..
a dishtowel.


Some dumb cowboy thing

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:39 pm
by Animal
Stapes wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:30 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:07 pm i feel as though i am looking through the cup towel curtained windows of Stape's trailer.
Lol... What the hell is a cup towel?
its one of those thin soft towels you use to dry dishes and then fold and put in the cup towel drawer. Unless, as in your case, you are using them for fancy curtains.

they also make good curtains on the back glass of your pickup where you stick on those big 2 inch gold decal mailbox letters that spell out "Stapes + Sissy"

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:42 pm
by CaptQuint
Image

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:50 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:39 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:30 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:07 pm i feel as though i am looking through the cup towel curtained windows of Stape's trailer.
Lol... What the hell is a cup towel?
its one of those thin soft towels you use to dry dishes and then fold and put in the cup towel drawer. Unless, as in your case, you are using them for fancy curtains.
Why would you fold up a wet towel and put it into a drawer?

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:54 pm
by Animal
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:50 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:39 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:30 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:07 pm i feel as though i am looking through the cup towel curtained windows of Stape's trailer.
Lol... What the hell is a cup towel?
its one of those thin soft towels you use to dry dishes and then fold and put in the cup towel drawer. Unless, as in your case, you are using them for fancy curtains.
Why would you fold up a wet towel and put it into a drawer?
well, first you hang it on a cabinet door for a few hours. they dry quick.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2021 11:32 pm
by Stapes
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:54 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:50 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:39 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:30 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:07 pm i feel as though i am looking through the cup towel curtained windows of Stape's trailer.
Lol... What the hell is a cup towel?
its one of those thin soft towels you use to dry dishes and then fold and put in the cup towel drawer. Unless, as in your case, you are using them for fancy curtains.
Why would you fold up a wet towel and put it into a drawer?
well, first you hang it on a cabinet door for a few hours. they dry quick.

These are all things that have never happened in my life experiences.... Lol

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:40 am
by Wut
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:39 pm
Stapes wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:30 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 8:07 pm i feel as though i am looking through the cup towel curtained windows of Stape's trailer.
Lol... What the hell is a cup towel?
its one of those thin soft towels you use to dry dishes and then fold and put in the cup towel drawer. Unless, as in your case, you are using them for fancy curtains.

they also make good curtains on the back glass of your pickup where you stick on those big 2 inch gold decal mailbox letters that spell out "Stapes + Sissy"
Cup towel drawer?

Yehaw billybob.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:42 am
by Animal
you degenerates need to go to finishing school.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:43 am
by Wut
Animal wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:42 am you degenerates need to go to finishing school.
So we can do some learnin about feedin the pigs and cup towels.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:47 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Wut wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:43 am
Animal wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:42 am you degenerates need to go to finishing school.
So we can do some learnin about feedin the pigs and cup towels.
It really gets interesting when he challenges you to an experimental hog feeding contest.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:49 am
by CaptQuint
Concrete finishing school? Cup towels and parging etiquette?

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:51 am
by CHEEZY17
We have a designated drawer for dish towels and dish rags. And around the holidays Mrs. CHEEZY has about 10 different Christmas themed towels that we use instead because we're festive mother fuckers.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:53 am
by CentralTexasCrude
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:49 am Concrete finishing school? Cup towels and parging etiquette?
:D