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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:56 am
by Animal
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:51 am
We have a designated drawer for dish towels and dish rags. And around the holidays Mrs. CHEEZY has about 10 different Christmas themed towels that we use instead because we're festive mother fuckers.
everyone has that drawer. its usually right above the drawer that you fold up tin foil that has been used. so you can reuse it later.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 2:23 am
by Reservoir Dog
Animal wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:56 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:51 am
We have a designated drawer for dish towels and dish rags. And around the holidays Mrs. CHEEZY has about 10 different Christmas themed towels that we use instead because we're festive mother fuckers.
everyone has that drawer. its usually right above the drawer that you fold up tin foil that has been used. so you can reuse it later.
Now you're just fuckin' with us.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 8:29 am
by Antknot
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:51 am
We have a designated drawer for dish towels and dish rags. And around the holidays Mrs. CHEEZY has about 10 different Christmas themed towels that we use instead because we're festive mother fuckers.
You USE the Christmas towels? Growing up I would have got scolded. "That's only for display! Use a regular one."
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 11:30 am
by CHEEZY17
Oh fuck, thats nothing. My grandmother saves bread bags and zip lock bags. Shes even been known to wash disposable plates and she wont use the actual garbage bin because it wastes bags. Instead she'll hang a grocery bag on a knob in the kitchen and use that. She lived through the war and the aftermath in Germany so I gotta give her some slack though.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:45 pm
by Antknot
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 11:30 am
Oh fuck, thats nothing. My grandmother saves bread bags and zip lock bags. Shes even been known to wash disposable plates and she wont use the actual garbage bin because it wastes bags. Instead she'll hang a grocery bag on a knob in the kitchen and use that. She lived through the war and the aftermath in Germany so I gotta give her some slack though.
Mom saved the twist ties from bread bags.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:48 pm
by rule34
Had an aunt who would wash and reuse the Styrofoam containers that fresh food such as meat came in.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 2:04 pm
by Reservoir Dog
disco.moon wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:36 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 2:23 am
Animal wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:56 am
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:51 am
We have a designated drawer for dish towels and dish rags. And around the holidays Mrs. CHEEZY has about 10 different Christmas themed towels that we use instead because we're festive mother fuckers.
everyone has that drawer. its usually right above the drawer that you fold up tin foil that has been used. so you can reuse it later.
Now you're just fuckin' with us.
You guys don't have a tinfoil ball drawer?
No need for tinfoil hats.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 2:45 pm
by Animal
Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:45 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 11:30 am
Oh fuck, thats nothing. My grandmother saves bread bags and zip lock bags. Shes even been known to wash disposable plates and she wont use the actual garbage bin because it wastes bags. Instead she'll hang a grocery bag on a knob in the kitchen and use that. She lived through the war and the aftermath in Germany so I gotta give her some slack though.
Mom saved the twist ties from bread bags.
my dad had a place he kept the rubber bands off of the news paper. and don't even start talking about christmas wrapping and bows.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 2:54 pm
by pork
my mother inlaw...who doesn't speak English has a lot of these quirks. she fold all of your plastic grocery bags into balls and stores them for garbage...saves everything we get from a take out meal...etc
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 2:58 pm
by Antknot
It was fun watching mom play “match the lid” for the saved plastic containers when she sent folks home with leftovers.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 3:04 pm
by pork
we were so poor when i was a kid i never got a thermos or a lunch box. i remember having to eat cold macaroni from a jar and i had milk in a coffee can that still had coffee grinds in it. i would eat and drink like an old homeless person. my coffee can was always in a brown paper bag.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 3:08 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 2:58 pm
It was fun watching mom play “match the lid” for the saved plastic containers when she sent folks home with leftovers.
We have a Lazy-Suzy cupboard in the corner of our kitchen with 3 tiers on it. My wife keeps about 50 plastic containers in there. The lids for the containers are in a drawer next to the cupboard.
I shit you not, my wife can grab a plastic container and then go to the lid drawer and go straight to the proper lid for it. She does it every fucking time!
It's creepy.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 5:17 pm
by rule34
Animal wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 2:45 pm
Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 1:45 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 11:30 am
Oh fuck, thats nothing. My grandmother saves bread bags and zip lock bags. Shes even been known to wash disposable plates and she wont use the actual garbage bin because it wastes bags. Instead she'll hang a grocery bag on a knob in the kitchen and use that. She lived through the war and the aftermath in Germany so I gotta give her some slack though.
Mom saved the twist ties from bread bags.
my dad had a place he kept the rubber bands off of the news paper. and don't even start talking about christmas wrapping and bows.
I save the rubber bands off of Asparagus, best damn rubber bands around.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:28 pm
by Stapes
pork wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 3:04 pm
we were so poor when i was a kid i never got a thermos or a lunch box. i remember having to eat cold macaroni from a jar and i had milk in a coffee can that still had coffee grinds in it. i would eat and drink like an old homeless person. my coffee can was always in a brown paper bag.
Jesus Christ.....no wonder you became a rich guy.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 6:48 pm
by pork
im not rich but i am certainly in better shape than my parents were when i was growing up
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 7:19 pm
by hawkfan8812
My family was so poor mom used Quickbooks for bookkeeping in the family business.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 7:27 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 7:19 pm
My family was so poor mom used Quickbooks for bookkeeping in the family business.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 8:50 pm
by Antknot
hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 7:19 pm
My family was so poor mom used Quickbooks for bookkeeping in the family business.
Mom really did according. Double entry in paper ledgers.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:05 pm
by Animal
Antknot wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 8:50 pm
hawkfan8812 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 7:19 pm
My family was so poor mom used Quickbooks for bookkeeping in the family business.
Mom really did according. Double entry in paper ledgers.
shit, you only have to go back one generation for that. those old CPA's had rooms full of ledger books.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:29 pm
by Biker
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:46 pm
by pork
i bet animal has an abacas next to his computer
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:58 pm
by Animal
pork wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:46 pm
i bet animal has an abacas next to his computer
close. i've got an old HP engineering calculator that does reverse polish notation. you fuckers probably don't even know what reverse polish is.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 10:48 pm
by pork
Animal wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:58 pm
pork wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:46 pm
i bet animal has an abacas next to his computer
close. i've got an old HP engineering calculator that does reverse polish notation. you fuckers probably don't even know what reverse polish is.
i have 2 hp12c's on my desk. use them all day long
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 10:49 pm
by pork
i have not clue how reverse polish works btw. i know what it is i don't know how it works.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 10:50 pm
by Animal
pork wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 10:48 pm
Animal wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:58 pm
pork wrote: ↑Thu Mar 25, 2021 9:46 pm
i bet animal has an abacas next to his computer
close. i've got an old HP engineering calculator that does reverse polish notation. you fuckers probably don't even know what reverse polish is.
i have 2 hp12c's on my desk. use them all day long
the old "go-to" financial calculator.