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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2021 10:55 pm
by Animal
i know a girl that spent her whole career at HP and I called her a few years ago to see if there was any way to get a new HP-41C or a rebuilt one or anything and she said no. She put me in touch with someone and they don't have anything like it now. I mean, they have some that will do more than it does, but not the same one i have used forever.

i remember when i got out of college and went to work for a big construction company. the head estimator was this old guy and he used an old ass calculator. big desk top thing that when you hit the "add" button it would blink a few times before the answer came up. It only had one memory button for one entry. I was kidding him about it one time and asked what he was going to do when it crapped out. He took me over to his closet and he had about a dozen of them stacked up in there. He said that years earlier that was the only model the company bought. And ever since, every time someone upgrades, he gets their old ones.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:07 am
by pork
HP-41C there are a ton on ebay...they are not cheap.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:14 am
by Animal
pork wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:07 am HP-41C there are a ton on ebay...they are not cheap.
hmm.. i honestly may check that out. i hadn't thought of that. some dude might have on in the box. :lol:

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:19 am
by pork
i looked because i was curious. they range from 80-400. i always find shit i need on ebay

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:21 am
by pork
btw...i am always hesitant to hire someone when i see a new shiny hp calculator. all of mine look like they have been run over

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:27 am
by Animal
pork wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 12:21 am btw...i am always hesitant to hire someone when i see a new shiny hp calculator. all of mine look like they have been run over
i would probably hire someone simply because of it. it would show they know what they are doing.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 5:12 pm
by Animal
who is Rachel?

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 8:59 pm
by Biker
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Blue Moon *snicker*

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:00 pm
by Biker
Nice rack tho

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:03 pm
by Animal
Biker wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 9:00 pm Nice rack tho

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the gap in my resume stands for good ass pussy

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 10:30 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
disco.moon wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 10:14 pm :lol: you guys are so predictable.
We just guessed you already had that figured out by now.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:04 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
disco.moon wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 10:52 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 10:30 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 10:14 pm :lol: you guys are so predictable.
We just guessed you already had that figured out by now.
I know some of you very well :lol:
Deer and happy bunny photos incoming to your pm

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:10 pm
by CaptQuint
disco.moon wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:07 pm I have an Excel spreadsheet with all you guys' info and whatever dick pics I've accumulated since 2008. I sent it to jdspfghklmno for safe keeping, but he couldn't figure out how to open it.
:? :o

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:22 pm
by CaptQuint
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:29 pm
by megman
disco.moon wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:07 pm I have an Excel spreadsheet with all you guys' info and whatever dick pics I've accumulated since 2008. I sent it to jdspfghklmno for safe keeping, but he couldn't figure out how to open it.
I'm safe.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:33 pm
by megman
disco.moon wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:29 pm
megman wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:29 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:07 pm I have an Excel spreadsheet with all you guys' info and whatever dick pics I've accumulated since 2008. I sent it to jdspfghklmno for safe keeping, but he couldn't figure out how to open it.
I'm safe.
Are you?
Ya.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:39 pm
by megman
disco.moon wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:35 pm:neener:
Disappointed? :D

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:47 pm
by CaptQuint
ruh roh

She ranking dicks now

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:48 pm
by megman
disco.moon wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:45 pm
megman wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:39 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:35 pm:neener:
Disappointed? :D
No, Who's is the most disappointing.
:rimshot: :lol:

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:54 pm
by megman
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:47 pm ruh roh

She ranking dicks now
That's why you got the friend....

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:56 pm
by CaptQuint
megman wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:54 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:47 pm ruh roh

She ranking dicks now
That's why you got the friend....
:?:

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2021 12:01 am
by megman
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:56 pm
megman wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:54 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:47 pm ruh roh

She ranking dicks now
That's why you got the friend....
:?:
I seem to recall not too long ago there was talk of you doing one of smart ass bitch's friends.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2021 12:03 am
by CaptQuint
megman wrote: Sat Mar 27, 2021 12:01 am
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:56 pm
megman wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:54 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:47 pm ruh roh

She ranking dicks now
That's why you got the friend....
:?:
I seem to recall not too long ago there was talk of you doing one of smart ass bitch's friends.
Well one of them was my friend from school that later became friends with smart ass bitch, the other was smart ass bitch's boyfriends friend. Nothing to do with penis size.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2021 12:06 am
by megman
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Mar 27, 2021 12:03 am
megman wrote: Sat Mar 27, 2021 12:01 am
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:56 pm
megman wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:54 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:47 pm ruh roh

She ranking dicks now
That's why you got the friend....
:?:
I seem to recall not too long ago there was talk of you doing one of smart ass bitch's friends.
Well one of them was my friend from school that later became friends with smart ass bitch, the other was smart ass bitch's boyfriends friend. Nothing to do with penis size.
Is that what she said?

Didn't mean to hurt your feeling. Carry on like I was never here. 8-)

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2021 12:38 am
by megman
disco.moon wrote: Sat Mar 27, 2021 12:10 am Some of what I say on the bored may or may not be fiction. ;)
I'm fully aware. I was just playing the narrative. :ugeek: