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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 5:34 pm
by Stapes
I wonder how the got an exact likeness of my abs and dick

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 5:35 pm
by CaptQuint
Stapes wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 5:34 pm I wonder how the got an exact likeness of my abs and dick
He probably took a photo of you in the gym shower

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 6:10 pm
by necronomous
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 2:14 pm
rule34 wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 2:09 pm
necronomous wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:56 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:55 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:38 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:56 pm I grew up in Detroit. I promise you there are a ton of black folks who love them some mayonnaise.
I dig it! Tomato and mayo sandwiches are the bomb.
If you put bacon on it.
And cheese.
And lettuce
And mustard.
If you're feeling fancy sprinkle a little salt and or pepper on the tomato to give it a little zest.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Tue Apr 13, 2021 8:28 pm
by Blast
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 2:14 pm
rule34 wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 2:09 pm
necronomous wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:56 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:55 pm
disco.moon wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 1:38 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Tue Apr 13, 2021 12:56 pm I grew up in Detroit. I promise you there are a ton of black folks who love them some mayonnaise.
I dig it! Tomato and mayo sandwiches are the bomb.
If you put bacon on it.
And cheese.
And lettuce
And mustard.
No.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:59 am
by jsdspif
for some reason that reminds me of that xray machine thing way back when that you'd stand on and get your feet xrayed,and it gave everyone cancer.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 1:32 pm
by megman
disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:07 pm
jsdspif wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:59 am for some reason that reminds me of that xray machine thing way back when that you'd stand on and get your feet xrayed,and it gave everyone cancer.
Whaaat? I'll have to look that up. I like the Victorian times where they would tell the woman she was "hysterical" and then finger her until she orgasmed to cure her.
That's actually a funny movie, and it's called Hysterical. :lol:

And in the day you could literally have someone blow smoke up your ass. :geek:

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:16 pm
by Animal
disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:07 pm
jsdspif wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:59 am for some reason that reminds me of that xray machine thing way back when that you'd stand on and get your feet xrayed,and it gave everyone cancer.
Whaaat? I'll have to look that up. I like the Victorian times where they would tell the woman she was "hysterical" and then finger her until she orgasmed to cure her.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 2:22 pm
by CaptQuint
First time I saw that show was one morning after a party at smart ass bitch's house, hysterical.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 6:08 pm
by HighNDry
disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:07 pm
jsdspif wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:59 am for some reason that reminds me of that xray machine thing way back when that you'd stand on and get your feet xrayed,and it gave everyone cancer.
Whaaat? I'll have to look that up. I like the Victorian times where they would tell the woman she was "hysterical" and then finger her until she orgasmed to cure her.
There must have been a lot of resumes sent in for that job.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:15 pm
by Animal
HighNDry wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 6:08 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:07 pm
jsdspif wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:59 am for some reason that reminds me of that xray machine thing way back when that you'd stand on and get your feet xrayed,and it gave everyone cancer.
Whaaat? I'll have to look that up. I like the Victorian times where they would tell the woman she was "hysterical" and then finger her until she orgasmed to cure her.
There must have been a lot of resumes sent in for that job.
Stapes searched for years until he found a Victorian proctologist that diagnosed him as hysterical.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:37 pm
by HighNDry
Animal wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:15 pm
HighNDry wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 6:08 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:07 pm
jsdspif wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:59 am for some reason that reminds me of that xray machine thing way back when that you'd stand on and get your feet xrayed,and it gave everyone cancer.
Whaaat? I'll have to look that up. I like the Victorian times where they would tell the woman she was "hysterical" and then finger her until she orgasmed to cure her.
There must have been a lot of resumes sent in for that job.
Stapes searched for years until he found a Victorian proctologist that diagnosed him as hysterical.
I heard he gave the experience one thumb, way up

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:49 pm
by Animal
HighNDry wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:37 pm
Animal wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:15 pm
HighNDry wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 6:08 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 12:07 pm
jsdspif wrote: Wed Apr 14, 2021 11:59 am for some reason that reminds me of that xray machine thing way back when that you'd stand on and get your feet xrayed,and it gave everyone cancer.
Whaaat? I'll have to look that up. I like the Victorian times where they would tell the woman she was "hysterical" and then finger her until she orgasmed to cure her.
There must have been a lot of resumes sent in for that job.
Stapes searched for years until he found a Victorian proctologist that diagnosed him as hysterical.
I heard he gave the experience one thumb, way up
his yelp review was published in Dear Penthouse.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:12 pm
by Stapes
This is giving me the vapors

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:12 pm
by CaptQuint
Image

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:41 pm
by HighNDry
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:12 pm Image
Did you just dox WTC?

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:42 pm
by CaptQuint
HighNDry wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:41 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:12 pm Image
Did you just dox WTC?
Nah, he did that hisself by blabbing about his uninteresting life

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 3:42 pm
by Biker
Image

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Fri Apr 16, 2021 3:50 pm
by Animal
there is no hope for grammar.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:35 pm
by spudoc
Animal wrote: Fri Apr 16, 2021 3:50 pm there is no hope for grammar.
Is she sick?

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:57 pm
by Stapes
disco.moon wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:34 pm Image
That was even funnier because it took me a second before the light bulb went off.....lol

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 6:55 pm
by Antknot
disco.moon wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:32 pm Image
My porn is all labeled

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 8:27 pm
by QillerDaemon
disco.moon wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 6:59 pmWhen I was babysitting at 13 I found a video tape and watched it. Later in life, I saw it and the actress was that "Aunt Peg" character :oops:
Ah yea, "Aunt Peg" aka Juliet Anderson (née Judith Carr) kept a young QD drained yet warm. She wasn't fooling, she knew what she was doing! :twisted:

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 8:55 pm
by CaptQuint
Oh shit, she was in taboo 2

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 8:55 pm
by CaptQuint
Bless her heart

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2021 9:18 pm
by Charliesheen
Stapes wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:57 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat Apr 17, 2021 2:34 pm Image
That was even funnier because it took me a second before the light bulb went off.....lol
I had to read it 3 times afore I got it.
🥵