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HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2019 11:29 pm
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It's pictures of tits like that that get me all horned up and then I need to visit my Yokohama mama and get my pipes cleaned out. Fortunately, I went yesterday at the behest of Mrs. Howie. Got the full monte as usual and unleashed a torrent inside my favorite lady Lucy.
Not judging, just curious. Does Mrs. Howie have another pony saddled up that she is allowed to ride?
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HowieTheHat wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:12 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:51 am
HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2019 11:29 pm
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It's pictures of tits like that that get me all horned up and then I need to visit my Yokohama mama and get my pipes cleaned out. Fortunately, I went yesterday at the behest of Mrs. Howie. Got the full monte as usual and unleashed a torrent inside my favorite lady Lucy.
Not judging, just curious. Does Mrs. Howie have another pony saddled up that she is allowed to ride?
Here's the deal. Believe it if you choose...it doesn't matter to me one way or another. My wife is on a number of meds. Has been for quite a while. The reason why serves no purpose to the explanation. However, unfortunately one of the side effects of some of them is a much lower libido. So to answer your question....no there is no other pony saddled up. But, being the wonderful and understanding wife that she is, she understands that I still have these natural needs and urges that need to be met.

That being said, we both think that it is better for me to have these needs satisfied by the girls at a massage parlor which is basically nothing more than a business transaction....than to have some pussy "on the side" who could possibly become to romantically involved...and me towards her also. That would become messy. The business transaction happens...I get my nuts emptied and I pay and walk away. No feelings involved.

Years ago when my wife and I were into the swinging, we had threesomes with a beautiful black girl. Eventually it settled down into just myself and the black girl meeting up with my wifes blessings. But that was heading towards trouble as both me and this black girl began to have feelings for each other. So, lesson learned. Thats why the "business transaction" is a much better solution.

O bviously, she is a very understanding wife. I love her to death. Its just that at this point in our lives, she has no desire and I still have the ability to have blue steel between my legs and still have an active sex drive. Sorry if some of you find this scenario hard to believe...sorry if some of you find it wrong. It works for us.
Howie, it's not the "scenario". Nobody cares about that. It's the fact that these girls you use are probably sex trafficking victims with minimal, if any, say in their profession. Nobody would say shit if you went to an escort or other pro who makes that life choice knowingly and willingly.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 3:47 pm
HowieTheHat wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:12 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:51 am
HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2019 11:29 pm
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It's pictures of tits like that that get me all horned up and then I need to visit my Yokohama mama and get my pipes cleaned out. Fortunately, I went yesterday at the behest of Mrs. Howie. Got the full monte as usual and unleashed a torrent inside my favorite lady Lucy.
Not judging, just curious. Does Mrs. Howie have another pony saddled up that she is allowed to ride?
Here's the deal. Believe it if you choose...it doesn't matter to me one way or another. My wife is on a number of meds. Has been for quite a while. The reason why serves no purpose to the explanation. However, unfortunately one of the side effects of some of them is a much lower libido. So to answer your question....no there is no other pony saddled up. But, being the wonderful and understanding wife that she is, she understands that I still have these natural needs and urges that need to be met.

That being said, we both think that it is better for me to have these needs satisfied by the girls at a massage parlor which is basically nothing more than a business transaction....than to have some pussy "on the side" who could possibly become to romantically involved...and me towards her also. That would become messy. The business transaction happens...I get my nuts emptied and I pay and walk away. No feelings involved.

Years ago when my wife and I were into the swinging, we had threesomes with a beautiful black girl. Eventually it settled down into just myself and the black girl meeting up with my wifes blessings. But that was heading towards trouble as both me and this black girl began to have feelings for each other. So, lesson learned. Thats why the "business transaction" is a much better solution.

O bviously, she is a very understanding wife. I love her to death. Its just that at this point in our lives, she has no desire and I still have the ability to have blue steel between my legs and still have an active sex drive. Sorry if some of you find this scenario hard to believe...sorry if some of you find it wrong. It works for us.
Howie, it's not the "scenario". Nobody cares about that. It's the fact that these girls you use are probably sex trafficking victims with minimal, if any, say in their profession. Nobody would say shit if you went to an escort or other pro who makes that life choice knowingly and willingly.
That and the fact he just sounds like he has fumunda cheese constantly on his sack, but it comes out of his mouth as he talks about sex, or women, or anything sexual at all.
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 3:47 pm
HowieTheHat wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:12 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:51 am
HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2019 11:29 pm
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It's pictures of tits like that that get me all horned up and then I need to visit my Yokohama mama and get my pipes cleaned out. Fortunately, I went yesterday at the behest of Mrs. Howie. Got the full monte as usual and unleashed a torrent inside my favorite lady Lucy.
Not judging, just curious. Does Mrs. Howie have another pony saddled up that she is allowed to ride?
Here's the deal. Believe it if you choose...it doesn't matter to me one way or another. My wife is on a number of meds. Has been for quite a while. The reason why serves no purpose to the explanation. However, unfortunately one of the side effects of some of them is a much lower libido. So to answer your question....no there is no other pony saddled up. But, being the wonderful and understanding wife that she is, she understands that I still have these natural needs and urges that need to be met.

That being said, we both think that it is better for me to have these needs satisfied by the girls at a massage parlor which is basically nothing more than a business transaction....than to have some pussy "on the side" who could possibly become to romantically involved...and me towards her also. That would become messy. The business transaction happens...I get my nuts emptied and I pay and walk away. No feelings involved.

Years ago when my wife and I were into the swinging, we had threesomes with a beautiful black girl. Eventually it settled down into just myself and the black girl meeting up with my wifes blessings. But that was heading towards trouble as both me and this black girl began to have feelings for each other. So, lesson learned. Thats why the "business transaction" is a much better solution.

O bviously, she is a very understanding wife. I love her to death. Its just that at this point in our lives, she has no desire and I still have the ability to have blue steel between my legs and still have an active sex drive. Sorry if some of you find this scenario hard to believe...sorry if some of you find it wrong. It works for us.
Howie, it's not the "scenario". Nobody cares about that. It's the fact that these girls you use are probably sex trafficking victims with minimal, if any, say in their profession.
For the record, not everyone cares about that either.
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Deathproof wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:18 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 3:47 pm
HowieTheHat wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:12 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:51 am
HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2019 11:29 pm
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It's pictures of tits like that that get me all horned up and then I need to visit my Yokohama mama and get my pipes cleaned out. Fortunately, I went yesterday at the behest of Mrs. Howie. Got the full monte as usual and unleashed a torrent inside my favorite lady Lucy.
Not judging, just curious. Does Mrs. Howie have another pony saddled up that she is allowed to ride?
Here's the deal. Believe it if you choose...it doesn't matter to me one way or another. My wife is on a number of meds. Has been for quite a while. The reason why serves no purpose to the explanation. However, unfortunately one of the side effects of some of them is a much lower libido. So to answer your question....no there is no other pony saddled up. But, being the wonderful and understanding wife that she is, she understands that I still have these natural needs and urges that need to be met.

That being said, we both think that it is better for me to have these needs satisfied by the girls at a massage parlor which is basically nothing more than a business transaction....than to have some pussy "on the side" who could possibly become to romantically involved...and me towards her also. That would become messy. The business transaction happens...I get my nuts emptied and I pay and walk away. No feelings involved.

Years ago when my wife and I were into the swinging, we had threesomes with a beautiful black girl. Eventually it settled down into just myself and the black girl meeting up with my wifes blessings. But that was heading towards trouble as both me and this black girl began to have feelings for each other. So, lesson learned. Thats why the "business transaction" is a much better solution.

O bviously, she is a very understanding wife. I love her to death. Its just that at this point in our lives, she has no desire and I still have the ability to have blue steel between my legs and still have an active sex drive. Sorry if some of you find this scenario hard to believe...sorry if some of you find it wrong. It works for us.
Howie, it's not the "scenario". Nobody cares about that. It's the fact that these girls you use are probably sex trafficking victims with minimal, if any, say in their profession.
For the record, not everyone cares about that either.
I don't care. I'm happy that both Howie and his wife are happy with the arrangement. I do hope he gloves up, although yer chances of getting drippy dick are greater from some ho at the bar than they are with a sex worker.
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Charliesheen wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 7:23 pm
Deathproof wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:18 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 3:47 pm
HowieTheHat wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:12 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:51 am
HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2019 11:29 pm

It's pictures of tits like that that get me all horned up and then I need to visit my Yokohama mama and get my pipes cleaned out. Fortunately, I went yesterday at the behest of Mrs. Howie. Got the full monte as usual and unleashed a torrent inside my favorite lady Lucy.
Not judging, just curious. Does Mrs. Howie have another pony saddled up that she is allowed to ride?
Here's the deal. Believe it if you choose...it doesn't matter to me one way or another. My wife is on a number of meds. Has been for quite a while. The reason why serves no purpose to the explanation. However, unfortunately one of the side effects of some of them is a much lower libido. So to answer your question....no there is no other pony saddled up. But, being the wonderful and understanding wife that she is, she understands that I still have these natural needs and urges that need to be met.

That being said, we both think that it is better for me to have these needs satisfied by the girls at a massage parlor which is basically nothing more than a business transaction....than to have some pussy "on the side" who could possibly become to romantically involved...and me towards her also. That would become messy. The business transaction happens...I get my nuts emptied and I pay and walk away. No feelings involved.

Years ago when my wife and I were into the swinging, we had threesomes with a beautiful black girl. Eventually it settled down into just myself and the black girl meeting up with my wifes blessings. But that was heading towards trouble as both me and this black girl began to have feelings for each other. So, lesson learned. Thats why the "business transaction" is a much better solution.

O bviously, she is a very understanding wife. I love her to death. Its just that at this point in our lives, she has no desire and I still have the ability to have blue steel between my legs and still have an active sex drive. Sorry if some of you find this scenario hard to believe...sorry if some of you find it wrong. It works for us.
Howie, it's not the "scenario". Nobody cares about that. It's the fact that these girls you use are probably sex trafficking victims with minimal, if any, say in their profession.
For the record, not everyone cares about that either.
I don't care. I'm happy that both Howie and his wife are happy with the arrangement. I do hope he gloves up, although yer chances of getting drippy dick are greater from some ho at the bar than they are with a sex worker.
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So you think his wife loves him so much she wants his dick locked up, but not enough to give it up once in a while?

I was married and not getting any. It was hell and I never cheated. Looking back on it I wished I had.

No, not really.
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Biker wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 9:56 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:51 am
HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2019 11:29 pm
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It's pictures of tits like that that get me all horned up and then I need to visit my Yokohama mama and get my pipes cleaned out. Fortunately, I went yesterday at the behest of Mrs. Howie. Got the full monte as usual and unleashed a torrent inside my favorite lady Lucy.
Not judging, just curious. Does Mrs. Howie have another pony saddled up that she is allowed to ride?
I’m happy to judge. Howie kills a little bit of her soul every time he visits the sex slave. It’s a fucking abomination
I think you're just jealous because an illegal is getting Howie's dick & you're not. :lol:
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Biker wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:13 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 11:42 pm I think you're just jealous because an illegal is getting Howie's dick & you're not. :lol:
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HowieTheHat wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 11:35 pm
necronomous wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 4:42 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 3:47 pm
HowieTheHat wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 1:12 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 5:51 am
HowieTheHat wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2019 11:29 pm

It's pictures of tits like that that get me all horned up and then I need to visit my Yokohama mama and get my pipes cleaned out. Fortunately, I went yesterday at the behest of Mrs. Howie. Got the full monte as usual and unleashed a torrent inside my favorite lady Lucy.
Not judging, just curious. Does Mrs. Howie have another pony saddled up that she is allowed to ride?
Here's the deal. Believe it if you choose...it doesn't matter to me one way or another. My wife is on a number of meds. Has been for quite a while. The reason why serves no purpose to the explanation. However, unfortunately one of the side effects of some of them is a much lower libido. So to answer your question....no there is no other pony saddled up. But, being the wonderful and understanding wife that she is, she understands that I still have these natural needs and urges that need to be met.

That being said, we both think that it is better for me to have these needs satisfied by the girls at a massage parlor which is basically nothing more than a business transaction....than to have some pussy "on the side" who could possibly become to romantically involved...and me towards her also. That would become messy. The business transaction happens...I get my nuts emptied and I pay and walk away. No feelings involved.

Years ago when my wife and I were into the swinging, we had threesomes with a beautiful black girl. Eventually it settled down into just myself and the black girl meeting up with my wifes blessings. But that was heading towards trouble as both me and this black girl began to have feelings for each other. So, lesson learned. Thats why the "business transaction" is a much better solution.

O bviously, she is a very understanding wife. I love her to death. Its just that at this point in our lives, she has no desire and I still have the ability to have blue steel between my legs and still have an active sex drive. Sorry if some of you find this scenario hard to believe...sorry if some of you find it wrong. It works for us.
Howie, it's not the "scenario". Nobody cares about that. It's the fact that these girls you use are probably sex trafficking victims with minimal, if any, say in their profession. Nobody would say shit if you went to an escort or other pro who makes that life choice knowingly and willingly.
That and the fact he just sounds like he has fumunda cheese constantly on his sack, but it comes out of his mouth as he talks about sex, or women, or anything sexual at all.
Sorry chief, I don't find my comments any different than many others on this forum. As far as the fumunda cheese situation...you and your ilk have commented on that so often that you now believe it. That idea is nothing more than a product of your wild imagination and quite possibly a slight bit of envy on your part. I have no desire to change your mind....why bother...you mean nothing to me.
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Biker wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:14 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:23 am
Biker wrote: Sun Dec 29, 2019 12:13 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Dec 28, 2019 11:42 pm I think you're just jealous because an illegal is getting Howie's dick & you're not. :lol:
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