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Blast wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 1:41 pm Love the picture DM.
We got nailed by that storm too. I should have stopped and taken a few pictures when I was on the backroads yesterday.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 1:40 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 1:12 pm It looks absolutely magical here this morning.

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Define "magical". I'm sitting on my back porch looking out over hilly woodlands, wearing shorts, drinking a cup of coffee, and listening to songbirds and watching wildlife digging Spring being here.
And? I'll still run around in shorts in this weather. By the end of winter I rarely even break out a light jacket if it's above 0.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 1:40 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 1:12 pm It looks absolutely magical here this morning.

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Define "magical". I'm sitting on my back porch looking out over hilly woodlands, wearing shorts, drinking a cup of coffee, and listening to songbirds and watching wildlife digging Spring being here.
Well I'm not a Disney princess like you sugar, but it looks magical in the sense of a wintry mix of delight and wonder. Also, I performed a spell early this morning to fend off idiots.


Obviously, it didn't work.
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Blast wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 1:41 pm Love the picture DM.
We got nailed by that storm too. I should have stopped and taken a few pictures when I was on the backroads yesterday.
I'm hoping to get nailed.
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Winter Wonderland. Nice pics.
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:shocked:
disco.moon wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 2:23 pm
Blast wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 1:41 pm Love the picture DM.
We got nailed by that storm too. I should have stopped and taken a few pictures when I was on the backroads yesterday.
I'm hoping to get nailed.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 2:23 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 1:40 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 1:12 pm It looks absolutely magical here this morning.

Image
Define "magical". I'm sitting on my back porch looking out over hilly woodlands, wearing shorts, drinking a cup of coffee, and listening to songbirds and watching wildlife digging Spring being here.
Well I'm not a Disney princess like you sugar, but it looks magical in the sense of a wintry mix of delight and wonder. Also, I performed a spell early this morning to fend off idiots.


Obviously, it didn't work.
I'm just saying that that is "magical" in October/November. In March, it's "tiresome" I don't care where you live.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 1:40 pm I'm sitting on my back porch looking out over hilly woodlands
How can you see through that line of thick trees 20 feet in front of you?
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 2:23 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 1:40 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 1:12 pm It looks absolutely magical here this morning.

Image
Define "magical". I'm sitting on my back porch looking out over hilly woodlands, wearing shorts, drinking a cup of coffee, and listening to songbirds and watching wildlife digging Spring being here.
Well I'm not a Disney princess like you sugar, but it looks magical in the sense of a wintry mix of delight and wonder. Also, I performed a spell early this morning to fend off idiots.


Obviously, it didn't work.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Animal wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 2:07 pm Image
No way that's Blast. The head isn't big or square enough.
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Blast wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 3:07 pm :shocked:
disco.moon wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 2:23 pm
Blast wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 1:41 pm Love the picture DM.
We got nailed by that storm too. I should have stopped and taken a few pictures when I was on the backroads yesterday.
I'm hoping to get nailed.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 5:24 pm
Animal wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 2:07 pm Image
No way that's Blast. The head isn't big or square enough.
I took this as being you, you're the one that mentioned sitting around in your shorts sally.
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disco.moon wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 5:26 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 5:24 pm
Animal wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 2:07 pm Image
No way that's Blast. The head isn't big or square enough.
I took this as being you, you're the one that mentioned sitting around in your shorts sally.
The shorts aren't short enough for CTC. They gotta be small enough that ol' Daisy Duke herself would say put some pants on. Of course even a blind person would tell him to, but that's besides the point.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 5:24 pm
Animal wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 2:07 pm Image
No way that's Blast. The head isn't big or square enough.
Look, I'd post my picture on here again but the idea of you building a shrine to me is a bit disturbing.
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Blast wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 5:40 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 5:26 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 5:24 pm
Animal wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 2:07 pm Image
No way that's Blast. The head isn't big or square enough.
I took this as being you, you're the one that mentioned sitting around in your shorts sally.
The shorts aren't short enough for CTC. They gotta be small enough that ol' Daisy Duke herself would say put some pants on. Of course even a blind person would tell him to, but that's besides the point.
Never go DT short. :screaming:
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 7:16 pm Image test
No selfies please.
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Is it Sunday already? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 7:47 pm Is it Sunday already? :lol: :lol: :lol:
He already moved his clocks ahead for DST.
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stonedmegman wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 7:52 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 7:47 pm Is it Sunday already? :lol: :lol: :lol:
He already moved his clocks ahead for DST.
He can tell time?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 7:54 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 7:52 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 7:47 pm Is it Sunday already? :lol: :lol: :lol:
He already moved his clocks ahead for DST.
He can tell time?
"Hey Siri, what time is it?", while looking at phone's lock screen.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 8:26 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 7:54 pm
stonedmegman wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 7:52 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Mar 11, 2023 7:47 pm Is it Sunday already? :lol: :lol: :lol:
He already moved his clocks ahead for DST.
He can tell time?
"Hey Siri, what time is it?", while looking at phone's lock screen.
DST doesn't have much effect on CTC. It takes him 7 months of "research" to figure out how to reset his clocks. And by the time he figures it out.. he can just leave them where they're at.
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