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Stapes wrote: Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:33 pm
Local Toronto comedian and frankly the first time I have ever seen him do anything remotely funny.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
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Klaatu ......Barada .......Ncoughcoughcough.........Necktie.........Nickel.....
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I blame Biker.
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Eastern Bloc tennis
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captquint wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:18 pm Image
Think I’d rather fuck Mr. Mucus.
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HighNDry wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:21 pm
captquint wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:18 pm Image
Think I’d rather fuck Mr. Mucus.
1 $40 hooker or 2 $20 hookers?
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this is why i'm good at buying gifts. i don't even know her and I can tell she needs a mirror.
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captquint wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:26 pm
HighNDry wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:21 pm
captquint wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 10:18 pm Image
Think I’d rather fuck Mr. Mucus.
1 $40 hooker or 2 $20 hookers?
Shit, at those prices I think I lose either way.
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Looks more like Blacky Wacky
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Y'all laughing, but if you could tolerate the smell that would keep you warm in the arctic vortex
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i'd be more concerned about the pelvic vortex
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Flumper wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:22 pm i'd be more concerned about the pelvic vortex
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captquint wrote: Wed Jan 30, 2019 11:16 pm Y'all laughing, but if you could tolerate the smell that would keep you warm in the arctic vortex
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deadpetals wrote: Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:56 am
captquint wrote: Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:54 am
Lmao! This is awesome
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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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Charliesheen wrote: Thu Jan 31, 2019 4:03 pm
Holy fuck legitimate LOLs^^^^
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"When Frank Sinatra calls down to the front desk to ask them to send the colored kid to come up and dance while I shave."
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