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Smok44 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:19 am

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:16 am So, continues your 3 decade long dating streak. We kinda figured.

"We" ?

Wut wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:08 am

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:05 am

Wut wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:53 am

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:51 am I'm still trying to figure out how I'm in the "Bumble" thread. I have no idea what that even means.

It's about dating, so it's no surprise.

I keep seeing softballs floating towards me.

Right. I think I saw your date photo from Bumble with her extra limb. 8 toes and 7 fingers is a nice touch.

Sadly, my date with your sister didn't work out.

Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 3:02 am Apparently more than 50% of my body is an ungodly tattoo. I may as well get ready for hell now.

Smok44 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 3:11 am

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 2:48 am slight chance but I may wake up tomorrow buried under a foot of snow. I guess I'll emulate Ted and stay indoors working on the components.

QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:31 pm It should be remembered that Evvies is our senior mod, and has almost co-equal banning abilities to me and BRR.

You should tread lightly when it comes to laying the smack on ER, she's allowed to abuse her mods privileges as she pleases.

Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 10:32 pm

HighNDry wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 9:42 pm

Deathproof wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:55 pm

Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:43 am

Geist wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:42 am I wish I had that Foreigner cover band confidence

You can!!
Just go to your local hot topic, pick up some of their latest clothing trends, and an ICP cd. Then head to your local 7/11 and hit on the ugliest chick in there with meth-mouth. Take her back to your trailer with some MD 20/20 and Bam! You’re now a deathproof school graduate!

Or you can hang around a high-school, find a girl with bad tattoos and acne, wait for her to grow up to adulthood but keep the acne, watch her whore herself out on webcams and shit out a couple of kids, listen to her bitch because her husband would rather fuck her mom, and holy fuck, you've cultivated an Evvanrenea of your very own.

Christ, just fuck each other already.

I’d rather fuck a cactus covered in scorpions

Deathproof wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 3:54 am I'd rather fuck you with that cactus.

JCW wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 5:43 am

Deathproof wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 3:54 am I'd rather fuck you with that cactus.

You just wanna say you've had a decent sized prick in your hand for once.

Smok44 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 10:05 am

Stapes wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 3:44 am 3 to 5 inches. We call that a coating in New Jersey.




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Alert area: Davis Mountains Foothills; Eastern Culberson County; Loving; Pecos; Reeves County Plains; Ward; Winkler
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inches. Winds gusting as high as 30 mph.

He'll get 3-5 inches more snow in one night than I've seen all winter here at the beach in Jersey. With Dumble's fear of snow he may want to move

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:09 pm
Poor WTC. He tries to slam JCW and he ends up getting roasted alive!

Wut wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:39 am

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 12:29 am

JCW wrote: ↑Tue Feb 04, 2020 6:10 pm Threads like this almost make up for all the WTC/FSF bullshit. Almost.

You lost all credibility when you compared FSF's threads to mine. Either blind or stupid. I'm guessing both.

Be nice, if she's blind and stupid, you may have a shot.

Geist wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 5:47 am
Boosh and/or kakow

Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 3:02 am Apparently more than 50% of my body is an ungodly tattoo. I may as well get ready for hell now.

Mtb_man wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:22 pm Isn’t bumble for gays and not sures?

Mtb_man wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:22 pm Isn’t bumble for gays and not sures?

Geist wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:36 pm

Mtb_man wrote: ↑Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:22 pm Isn’t bumble for gays and not sures?

OKCupid is full of those. Bumble is all boring bitches with kids.

CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 1:39 pm I'd take EV out for a nice steak dinner, then go out in the desert and shoot some guns. Maybe take the pick up off some sweet jumps and then gently kiss her neck