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Re: The US Mail Service

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:24 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:03 am Ok, beautiful phone. Once I get it fired up and serviced, can someone give me a time table on how long it takes to become a "zombie" like everybody else? You know, head down running into trees, falling into pools, getting run over in parking lots. I'm already fired up about driving the 2 miles to the grocery store without even looking at traffic.
Don't worry about it. You bought a discount bargain bin phone that's already obsolete. For $100 more you could have done 5x better.
Oh... and it's going to take you a year to pick a cell phone carrier.
Can he figure out the bluetooth?
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Re: The US Mail Service

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CaptQuint wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:26 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:24 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:03 am Ok, beautiful phone. Once I get it fired up and serviced, can someone give me a time table on how long it takes to become a "zombie" like everybody else? You know, head down running into trees, falling into pools, getting run over in parking lots. I'm already fired up about driving the 2 miles to the grocery store without even looking at traffic.
Don't worry about it. You bought a discount bargain bin phone that's already obsolete. For $100 more you could have done 5x better.
Oh... and it's going to take you a year to pick a cell phone carrier.
Can he figure out the bluetooth?
Only if he connects it to his TV.
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Re: The US Mail Service

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And you debbie downers can go suck a root. This phone is already boosting my confidence before I even power it up. I'll be on e-bay, MySpace, ask Jeeves before you know it.
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Re: The US Mail Service

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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:34 am And you debbie downers can go suck a root. This phone is already boosting my confidence before I even power it up. I'll be on e-bay, MySpace, ask Jeeves before you know it.
Samsung Galaxy A21s for $250 bucks. :lol:
Like I said... cheap, obsolete, bargain bin phone.
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:34 am And you debbie downers can go suck a root. This phone is already boosting my confidence before I even power it up. I'll be on Grinder before you know it.
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Re: The US Mail Service

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:40 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:34 am And you debbie downers can go suck a root. This phone is already boosting my confidence before I even power it up. I'll be on e-bay, MySpace, ask Jeeves before you know it.
Samsung Galaxy A21s for $250 bucks. :lol:
Like I said... cheap, obsolete, bargain bin phone.
No doubt. It's my starter phone. Need it now for anything work related. Will hardly ever touch it beyond that.
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Work related :lol:
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Re: The US Mail Service

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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:03 am Ok, beautiful phone. Once I get it fired up and serviced, can someone give me a time table on how long it takes to become a "zombie" like everybody else? You know, head down running into trees, falling into pools, getting run over in parking lots. I'm already fired up about driving the 2 miles to the grocery store without even looking at traffic.
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