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Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

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Animal wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 2:03 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 12:03 am
Blast wrote: Sun May 19, 2024 11:12 pm Don't have a wife, my girlfriend? Up until I'm 5 minutes out. Then the car is shut down and I move on foot. Maybe after the first shot I'll find something on the playlist but I'd be shooting at a distance with the .300 winmag so they wouldn't get to enjoy it unless I flew a drone with a speaker over.
What?
He means that he doesn't have a wife, but if his girlfriend was captured and held 30 minutes away, he would drive there. But once he was within 5 minutes of arriving he would park and turn the car off. Then he would approach stealthily on foot carrying a winchester magnum .300 caliber. rifle. No one inside the captor's location would be able to hear his radio unless he had a drone with a wireless speaker attached that he could fly within listening distance of that dwelling. He would probably stop around 2 to 300 yards away and attempt to pick off the captors one at a time from that distance.

I am a kidnapping interpreter specialist.
More likely 4 to 500 yards depending on terrain and cover.
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Blast wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 3:22 pm
Animal wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 2:03 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 12:03 am
Blast wrote: Sun May 19, 2024 11:12 pm Don't have a wife, my girlfriend? Up until I'm 5 minutes out. Then the car is shut down and I move on foot. Maybe after the first shot I'll find something on the playlist but I'd be shooting at a distance with the .300 winmag so they wouldn't get to enjoy it unless I flew a drone with a speaker over.
What?
He means that he doesn't have a wife, but if his girlfriend was captured and held 30 minutes away, he would drive there. But once he was within 5 minutes of arriving he would park and turn the car off. Then he would approach stealthily on foot carrying a winchester magnum .300 caliber. rifle. No one inside the captor's location would be able to hear his radio unless he had a drone with a wireless speaker attached that he could fly within listening distance of that dwelling. He would probably stop around 2 to 300 yards away and attempt to pick off the captors one at a time from that distance.

I am a kidnapping interpreter specialist.
More likely 4 to 500 yards depending on terrain and cover.
so this rifle is set up for night vision...
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Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)

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Animal wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 3:46 pm
Blast wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 3:22 pm
Animal wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 2:03 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 12:03 am
Blast wrote: Sun May 19, 2024 11:12 pm Don't have a wife, my girlfriend? Up until I'm 5 minutes out. Then the car is shut down and I move on foot. Maybe after the first shot I'll find something on the playlist but I'd be shooting at a distance with the .300 winmag so they wouldn't get to enjoy it unless I flew a drone with a speaker over.
What?
He means that he doesn't have a wife, but if his girlfriend was captured and held 30 minutes away, he would drive there. But once he was within 5 minutes of arriving he would park and turn the car off. Then he would approach stealthily on foot carrying a winchester magnum .300 caliber. rifle. No one inside the captor's location would be able to hear his radio unless he had a drone with a wireless speaker attached that he could fly within listening distance of that dwelling. He would probably stop around 2 to 300 yards away and attempt to pick off the captors one at a time from that distance.

I am a kidnapping interpreter specialist.
More likely 4 to 500 yards depending on terrain and cover.
so this rifle is set up for night vision...
Depends on their situation and location, location, location. Are they in the open? Building? What's the building made of? How are the windows orientated? How many? How are they acting? Are they sleeping? Sentries? How jumpy are they? Are they stupid enough to stand right next to eachother? Some recon would be in order.
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Blast wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 4:36 pm
Animal wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 3:46 pm
Blast wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 3:22 pm
Animal wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 2:03 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 12:03 am
Blast wrote: Sun May 19, 2024 11:12 pm Don't have a wife, my girlfriend? Up until I'm 5 minutes out. Then the car is shut down and I move on foot. Maybe after the first shot I'll find something on the playlist but I'd be shooting at a distance with the .300 winmag so they wouldn't get to enjoy it unless I flew a drone with a speaker over.
What?
He means that he doesn't have a wife, but if his girlfriend was captured and held 30 minutes away, he would drive there. But once he was within 5 minutes of arriving he would park and turn the car off. Then he would approach stealthily on foot carrying a winchester magnum .300 caliber. rifle. No one inside the captor's location would be able to hear his radio unless he had a drone with a wireless speaker attached that he could fly within listening distance of that dwelling. He would probably stop around 2 to 300 yards away and attempt to pick off the captors one at a time from that distance.

I am a kidnapping interpreter specialist.
More likely 4 to 500 yards depending on terrain and cover.
so this rifle is set up for night vision...
Depends on their situation and location, location, location. Are they in the open? Building? What's the building made of? How are the windows orientated? How many? How are they acting? Are they sleeping? Sentries? How jumpy are they? Are they stupid enough to stand right next to eachother? Some recon would be in order.
i was picturing more of Rooster Cogburn outside of Lucky Ned Pepper's hideout. You would need someone to run your jacket up on the roof to put over the stove pipe.
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Animal wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 4:52 pm
Blast wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 4:36 pm
Animal wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 3:46 pm
Blast wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 3:22 pm
Animal wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 2:03 pm
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon May 20, 2024 12:03 am What?
He means that he doesn't have a wife, but if his girlfriend was captured and held 30 minutes away, he would drive there. But once he was within 5 minutes of arriving he would park and turn the car off. Then he would approach stealthily on foot carrying a winchester magnum .300 caliber. rifle. No one inside the captor's location would be able to hear his radio unless he had a drone with a wireless speaker attached that he could fly within listening distance of that dwelling. He would probably stop around 2 to 300 yards away and attempt to pick off the captors one at a time from that distance.

I am a kidnapping interpreter specialist.
More likely 4 to 500 yards depending on terrain and cover.
so this rifle is set up for night vision...
Depends on their situation and location, location, location. Are they in the open? Building? What's the building made of? How are the windows orientated? How many? How are they acting? Are they sleeping? Sentries? How jumpy are they? Are they stupid enough to stand right next to eachother? Some recon would be in order.
i was picturing more of Rooster Cogburn outside of Lucky Ned Pepper's hideout. You would need someone to run your jacket up on the roof to put over the stove pipe.
And anyone inside that cabin better watch his fingers.
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Just thought you guys might be missing a woman's touch around here,

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Coolant needs to be either a bit more orange or go to the green side. I mean we're talking Mimi from the Drew Carey show green too. Other than that i agree with most of them
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Blast wrote: Tue May 21, 2024 1:59 pm Coolant needs to be either a bit more orange or go to the green side. I mean we're talking Mimi from the Drew Carey show green too. Other than that i agree with most of them
Hi agree.
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well, tabacco isn't spelled like that and it isn't purple.
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Animal wrote: Tue May 21, 2024 7:09 pm well, tabacco isn't spelled like that and it isn't purple.
CTC can name and spell his manscara any way he wants.
I GOTTA SEE THE CANDY FIRST, THEN I'LL GET IN THE VAN. I'M NOT STUPID.
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Animal wrote: Tue May 21, 2024 7:09 pm well, tabacco isn't spelled like that and it isn't purple.
Should it be tobacky?
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disco.moon wrote: Tue May 21, 2024 10:27 pm
Animal wrote: Tue May 21, 2024 7:09 pm well, tabacco isn't spelled like that and it isn't purple.
Should it be tobacky?
Thought it was turbaccy
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Animal wrote: Tue May 21, 2024 7:09 pm well, tabacco isn't spelled like that and it isn't purple.
And the coke should be white. Well, that's what a friend says anyways.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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YOU GUYS ARE RUINING MAKE UP FOR ME.
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Homebrew wrote: Tue May 21, 2024 10:31 pm
Animal wrote: Tue May 21, 2024 7:09 pm well, tabacco isn't spelled like that and it isn't purple.
And the coke should be white. Well, that's what a friend says anyways.
we buy curing compound in 55 gallon drums that is sprayed on fresh concrete to keep the surface from drying too quickly. Its pure white and a little thicker than water. The mexicans call it "leche".
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disco.moon wrote: Tue May 21, 2024 11:09 pm YOU GUYS ARE RUINING MAKE UP FOR ME.
You don't need it. Beautiful without. In my dreams you are cushy huggable in all the right places.
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Bless you kind sir.
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You motherfuckers are officially on notice

https://x.com/JebraFaushay/status/1793621743485231418
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Biker wrote: Thu May 23, 2024 10:32 pm You motherfuckers are officially on notice

https://x.com/JebraFaushay/status/1793621743485231418
WTF was that? Ok. Someone needs to sit these little shits down and break down reality to them.
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Biker wrote: Thu May 23, 2024 10:32 pm You motherfuckers are officially on notice

https://x.com/JebraFaushay/status/1793621743485231418
China, Russia and Iran are terrified I'm sure.
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I'm up early.
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Blast wrote: Fri May 24, 2024 10:31 am
Biker wrote: Thu May 23, 2024 10:32 pm You motherfuckers are officially on notice

https://x.com/JebraFaushay/status/1793621743485231418
WTF was that? Ok. Someone needs to sit these little shits down and break them.
FTFY.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Biker wrote: Thu May 23, 2024 10:32 pm You motherfuckers are officially on notice

https://x.com/JebraFaushay/status/1793621743485231418
Found Tuesday
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