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Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2025 8:32 pm
by nerd_alert
Homebrew wrote: ↑Wed Dec 10, 2025 2:26 pm
Ricrude wrote: ↑Wed Dec 10, 2025 1:15 pm
Homebrew wrote: ↑Tue Dec 09, 2025 8:52 pm
in 1999, Oliver Reed died while filming Gladiator. Reed had consumed 8 pints of beer, 12 shots of rum, half a bottle of whisky, and shots of cognac after challenging sailors from HMS Cumberland to a drinking contest in a pub. He was armwrestling sailors when he collapsed. Absolute legend.
Wonder what his BAC was?
Nerd_Alert will be along shortly.
Lol! He's not a naked chick!
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2025 10:05 pm
by Animal
what the heck is this about?
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2025 11:54 pm
by nerd_alert
Animal wrote: ↑Thu Dec 11, 2025 10:05 pm
what the heck is this about?
Susan Backlinie getting prepped for her "skinny-dipping" scene at the start of Jaws. I presume they are prepping all the fake blood squibs.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2025 11:22 am
by Reservoir Dog
nerd_alert wrote: ↑Thu Dec 11, 2025 11:54 pm
Animal wrote: ↑Thu Dec 11, 2025 10:05 pm
what the heck is this about?
Susan Backlinie getting prepped for her "skinny-dipping" scene at the start of Jaws. I presume they are prepping all the fake blood squibs.
In the movie when she's getting thrown around in the water, it was actually just some dudes pulling her around with those wires.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2025 8:39 pm
by Homebrew
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2025 8:44 pm
by Homebrew
I am this person.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2025 8:22 pm
by Homebrew
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2025 10:38 pm
by Animal
meanwhile they stand around a 30 foot tall tree.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 1:52 pm
by jsdspif
nerd_alert wrote: ↑Wed Dec 10, 2025 8:32 pm
Homebrew wrote: ↑Wed Dec 10, 2025 2:26 pm
Ricrude wrote: ↑Wed Dec 10, 2025 1:15 pm
Homebrew wrote: ↑Tue Dec 09, 2025 8:52 pm
in 1999, Oliver Reed died while filming Gladiator. Reed had consumed 8 pints of beer, 12 shots of rum, half a bottle of whisky, and shots of cognac after challenging sailors from HMS Cumberland to a drinking contest in a pub. He was armwrestling sailors when he collapsed. Absolute legend.
Wonder what his BAC was?
Nerd_Alert will be along shortly.
Lol! He's not a naked chick!
what a lightweight! Speaking of drinking alot, Old Billings would buy a half gallon of 5 o'clock vodka and continue to drink until empty. He'd take a short nap from time to time but then wake up and start doing shots.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 2:02 pm
by jsdspif
Homebrew wrote: ↑Mon Dec 15, 2025 8:44 pm
I am this person.
at work one day old boss Bob was in a really good mood. He was walking around playing his imaginary trumpet, when he did that we all knew he was in a really good mood. Then he went in to take a shit. He comes out a few minutes later and he's pissed. So I asked him what was up. "I absolutely hate that, it's just so impolite" So I asked him "what do you mean by that statement". He said "someone used the last of the toilet paper and didn't put on a new roll, so I used the last of the paper towels in there to wipe my ass and threw them in the trash can, now everyone can smell my shit". A few minutes later old big Tom went in there for about 20 minutes and boss Bob made the comment that now someone else can see what it's like. so Tom comes out and Bob's looking in the bathroom shaking his head saying "I can't believe it" so I asked him again what was up. He said "remember there was no toilet paper in there and I used the last of the paper towels" and I said yes and he said "there's still none in there, how did he wipe his ass?". By then though he had cheered up because he then said "your asshole has 7 pounds of pressure". He said that every now and then but I never understood what it meant, at first I would ask him but he'd just always say "your asshole has 7 pounds of pressure".
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 2:03 pm
by jsdspif
nerd_alert wrote: ↑Thu Dec 11, 2025 11:54 pm
Animal wrote: ↑Thu Dec 11, 2025 10:05 pm
what the heck is this about?
Susan Backlinie getting prepped for her "skinny-dipping" scene at the start of Jaws. I presume they are prepping all the fake blood squibs.
CAREFUL! Those things could poke your eye out!
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2025 5:37 am
by Homebrew
jsdspif wrote: ↑Sat Dec 20, 2025 2:02 pm
Homebrew wrote: ↑Mon Dec 15, 2025 8:44 pm
I am this person.
at work one day old boss Bob was in a really good mood. He was walking around playing his imaginary trumpet, when he did that we all knew he was in a really good mood. Then he went in to take a shit. He comes out a few minutes later and he's pissed. So I asked him what was up. "I absolutely hate that, it's just so impolite" So I asked him "what do you mean by that statement". He said "someone used the last of the toilet paper and didn't put on a new roll, so I used the last of the paper towels in there to wipe my ass and threw them in the trash can, now everyone can smell my shit". A few minutes later old big Tom went in there for about 20 minutes and boss Bob made the comment that now someone else can see what it's like. so Tom comes out and Bob's looking in the bathroom shaking his head saying "I can't believe it" so I asked him again what was up. He said "remember there was no toilet paper in there and I used the last of the paper towels" and I said yes and he said "there's still none in there, how did he wipe his ass?". By then though he had cheered up because he then said "your asshole has 7 pounds of pressure". He said that every now and then but I never understood what it meant, at first I would ask him but he'd just always say "your asshole has 7 pounds of pressure".
Just in case anyone was wondering, I fucking love this moron.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2026 8:09 pm
by Homebrew
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2026 8:47 pm
by Homebrew
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2026 9:12 pm
by QillerDaemon
The grammar writer should have used a spell checker.
Also, missing rule of "between you and I" wrong, should be "between you and me".
And fuck the English orthographic rule about putting the punctuation inside the quotation marks.
Re: Post nothing for good reason (NSFW)
Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2026 2:21 am
by CHEEZY17
