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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 4:08 am
by peterosehaircut
B-Tender wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 4:00 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 3:58 am That's a freedom wing bb.
You'd think he wouldn't be able to eat as much with just one hand.
Well, he's probably right handed.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 4:12 am
by B-Tender
peterosehaircut wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 4:08 am
B-Tender wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 4:00 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 3:58 am That's a freedom wing bb.
You'd think he wouldn't be able to eat as much with just one hand.
Well, he's probably right handed.
He is now.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 4:19 am
by peterosehaircut
B-Tender wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 4:12 am
peterosehaircut wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 4:08 am
B-Tender wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 4:00 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 3:58 am That's a freedom wing bb.
You'd think he wouldn't be able to eat as much with just one hand.
Well, he's probably right handed.
He is now.
Yeah but if he was born right handed that gives him a huge advantage for shoveling food and beer down his neck.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 4:36 am
by Stapes
Probably wasn't paying attention when he was shoveling the chicken shit off the conveyor belt and got it caught.

disco.moon wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 3:50 am Image

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 10:26 am
by jsdspif
B-Tender wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 3:56 am
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 3:50 am Image
Is he missing an arm?
Years ago I bought my dad's old ford tractor and had forgotten he had a mower for it out behind the barn. The bearings were pretty well seized up and the belt was bad. So i started getting it restored. I went to tractor supply and was looking and gathering up bolts and what not that I needed. There was a guy next to me and I'm talking to him but wasn't really looking in his direction,just see him in the corner of my eye. "Yeah I was plowing snow for the neighbors when I was about 8 years old but my mom never let me near the thing with the mower on it. I suppose she was afraid of me losing an arm or something". I then had gotten the stuff I needed so I went to check out and as I walked past the guy I noticed he was missing an arm. I felt like shit,I told the cashier what happened and asked her if I should go find the guy and apologize. She said the guy works there part time and makes jokes all the time in regards to missing an arm,so then I didn't feel so bad.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 2:41 pm
by QillerDaemon
As a big leftie, I have no idea how I'd cope if I lost my left hand/arm. I had tendon surgery on my left hand about 10 years ago, and wiping my ass was the worst thing, but even trying to eat with just a non-dominant right hand was bad enough. I'd just jump into the shower to wash the poop crumbs off, but simple things like washing my hair was almost impossible. :|

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 2:50 pm
by Animal
When I was a kid i worked for a road contractor and my job was showing the 18 wheelers where to dump rock, sign the tickets, etc. So most of my day was spent bullshitting with the truck drivers. There was one old guy that only had one arm but he hardly ever talked. I don't know how many times I had asked him what happened to his arm. Finally one day he said, "Look, if I tell you what happened, will you promise me you will never ask me another question". I was like "hell yes!, promise". Then, as he was climing back up into his cab he said, "It got bit off". Then he drove off.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 4:52 pm
by Biker

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 6:55 pm
by Biker
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 6:58 pm
by HighNDry
Biker wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 6:55 pm Image
My cringe detector is going off.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 8:22 pm
by CentralTexasCrude
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 8:01 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 2:50 pm When I was a kid i worked for a road contractor and my job was showing the 18 wheelers where to dump rock, sign the tickets, etc. So most of my day was spent bullshitting with the truck drivers. There was one old guy that only had one arm but he hardly ever talked. I don't know how many times I had asked him what happened to his arm. Finally one day he said, "Look, if I tell you what happened, will you promise me you will never ask me another question". I was like "hell yes!, promise". Then, as he was climing back up into his cab he said, "It got bit off". Then he drove off.
That would still bother me to this day. I mean the only option woulda been an alligator, no?
Maybe a shark?

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 8:35 pm
by Antknot
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 8:22 pm
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 8:01 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 2:50 pm When I was a kid i worked for a road contractor and my job was showing the 18 wheelers where to dump rock, sign the tickets, etc. So most of my day was spent bullshitting with the truck drivers. There was one old guy that only had one arm but he hardly ever talked. I don't know how many times I had asked him what happened to his arm. Finally one day he said, "Look, if I tell you what happened, will you promise me you will never ask me another question". I was like "hell yes!, promise". Then, as he was climing back up into his cab he said, "It got bit off". Then he drove off.
That would still bother me to this day. I mean the only option woulda been an alligator, no?
Maybe a shark?
Bear trap.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 10:29 pm
by CaptQuint
disco.moon wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 8:01 pm
Animal wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 2:50 pm When I was a kid i worked for a road contractor and my job was showing the 18 wheelers where to dump rock, sign the tickets, etc. So most of my day was spent bullshitting with the truck drivers. There was one old guy that only had one arm but he hardly ever talked. I don't know how many times I had asked him what happened to his arm. Finally one day he said, "Look, if I tell you what happened, will you promise me you will never ask me another question". I was like "hell yes!, promise". Then, as he was climing back up into his cab he said, "It got bit off". Then he drove off.
That would still bother me to this day. I mean the only option woulda been an alligator, no?
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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sat May 22, 2021 9:24 pm
by CHEEZY17
Biker wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 6:55 pm Image
I'd wager that chick has more testosterone in her than that fucking soy boy.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sat May 22, 2021 9:37 pm
by Reservoir Dog
CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat May 22, 2021 9:24 pm
Biker wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 6:55 pm Image
I'd wager that chick has more testosterone in her than that fucking soy boy.
But you look happy, and that's all that counts.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sun May 23, 2021 12:25 am
by B-Tender
At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sun May 23, 2021 12:31 am
by Stapes
B-Tender wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 12:25 am At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.
Because the dude is a cuckold......she is pregnant with another mans baby. Biker is obsessed with cucks and trannies. :)

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sun May 23, 2021 1:02 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Stapes wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 12:31 am
B-Tender wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 12:25 am At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.
Because the dude is a cuckold......she is pregnant with another mans baby.
I see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sun May 23, 2021 1:10 am
by Reservoir Dog
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 1:02 am
Stapes wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 12:31 am
B-Tender wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 12:25 am At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.
Because the dude is a cuckold......she is pregnant with another mans baby.
I see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.
Says the guy with inbreeding in his family tree. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sun May 23, 2021 1:15 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 1:10 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 1:02 am
Stapes wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 12:31 am
B-Tender wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 12:25 am At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.
Because the dude is a cuckold......she is pregnant with another mans baby.
I see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.
Says the guy with inbreeding in his family tree. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good to see you progressing from "Mr Syntax" to "drunk meme" machine. Your parents would be proud (If they actually existed).

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sun May 23, 2021 1:17 am
by CaptQuint
CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat May 22, 2021 9:24 pm
Biker wrote: Wed May 19, 2021 6:55 pm Image
I'd wager that chick has more testosterone in her than that fucking soy boy.
I'd wager it's satire and Biker wants you to think it's real

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sun May 23, 2021 1:25 am
by Reservoir Dog
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 1:15 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 1:10 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 1:02 am
Stapes wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 12:31 am
B-Tender wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 12:25 am At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.
Because the dude is a cuckold......she is pregnant with another mans baby.
I see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.
Says the guy with inbreeding in his family tree. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good to see you progressing from "Mr Syntax" to "drunk meme" machine. Your parents would be proud (If they actually existed).
Look familiar?

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Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sun May 23, 2021 1:54 am
by Stapes
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 1:02 am
Stapes wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 12:31 am
B-Tender wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 12:25 am At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.
Because the dude is a cuckold......she is pregnant with another mans baby.
I see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.

Well we all certainly know your family history.... They all hate you

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sun May 23, 2021 1:56 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 1:25 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 1:15 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 1:10 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 1:02 am
Stapes wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 12:31 am
B-Tender wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 12:25 am At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.
Because the dude is a cuckold......she is pregnant with another mans baby.
I see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.
Says the guy with inbreeding in his family tree. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good to see you progressing from "Mr Syntax" to "drunk meme" machine. Your parents would be proud (If they actually existed).
Look familiar?

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I get it. One or both of your parents had some DNA chromosomes floating around loosely. Believe me, I've noticed.

Re: LOLZ (NSFW)

Posted: Sun May 23, 2021 2:02 am
by CentralTexasCrude
Stapes wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 1:54 am
CentralTexasCrude wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 1:02 am
Stapes wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 12:31 am
B-Tender wrote: Sun May 23, 2021 12:25 am At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.
Because the dude is a cuckold......she is pregnant with another mans baby.
I see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.

Well we all certainly know your family history.... They all hate you
Sorry you never knew who your father was. Consequences of taking up the progressive Dem lifestyle. Your bed to sleep on.