Years ago I bought my dad's old ford tractor and had forgotten he had a mower for it out behind the barn. The bearings were pretty well seized up and the belt was bad. So i started getting it restored. I went to tractor supply and was looking and gathering up bolts and what not that I needed. There was a guy next to me and I'm talking to him but wasn't really looking in his direction,just see him in the corner of my eye. "Yeah I was plowing snow for the neighbors when I was about 8 years old but my mom never let me near the thing with the mower on it. I suppose she was afraid of me losing an arm or something". I then had gotten the stuff I needed so I went to check out and as I walked past the guy I noticed he was missing an arm. I felt like shit,I told the cashier what happened and asked her if I should go find the guy and apologize. She said the guy works there part time and makes jokes all the time in regards to missing an arm,so then I didn't feel so bad.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 2:41 pm
by QillerDaemon
As a big leftie, I have no idea how I'd cope if I lost my left hand/arm. I had tendon surgery on my left hand about 10 years ago, and wiping my ass was the worst thing, but even trying to eat with just a non-dominant right hand was bad enough. I'd just jump into the shower to wash the poop crumbs off, but simple things like washing my hair was almost impossible.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Wed May 19, 2021 2:50 pm
by Animal
When I was a kid i worked for a road contractor and my job was showing the 18 wheelers where to dump rock, sign the tickets, etc. So most of my day was spent bullshitting with the truck drivers. There was one old guy that only had one arm but he hardly ever talked. I don't know how many times I had asked him what happened to his arm. Finally one day he said, "Look, if I tell you what happened, will you promise me you will never ask me another question". I was like "hell yes!, promise". Then, as he was climing back up into his cab he said, "It got bit off". Then he drove off.
Animal wrote: ↑Wed May 19, 2021 2:50 pm
When I was a kid i worked for a road contractor and my job was showing the 18 wheelers where to dump rock, sign the tickets, etc. So most of my day was spent bullshitting with the truck drivers. There was one old guy that only had one arm but he hardly ever talked. I don't know how many times I had asked him what happened to his arm. Finally one day he said, "Look, if I tell you what happened, will you promise me you will never ask me another question". I was like "hell yes!, promise". Then, as he was climing back up into his cab he said, "It got bit off". Then he drove off.
That would still bother me to this day. I mean the only option woulda been an alligator, no?
Animal wrote: ↑Wed May 19, 2021 2:50 pm
When I was a kid i worked for a road contractor and my job was showing the 18 wheelers where to dump rock, sign the tickets, etc. So most of my day was spent bullshitting with the truck drivers. There was one old guy that only had one arm but he hardly ever talked. I don't know how many times I had asked him what happened to his arm. Finally one day he said, "Look, if I tell you what happened, will you promise me you will never ask me another question". I was like "hell yes!, promise". Then, as he was climing back up into his cab he said, "It got bit off". Then he drove off.
That would still bother me to this day. I mean the only option woulda been an alligator, no?
Animal wrote: ↑Wed May 19, 2021 2:50 pm
When I was a kid i worked for a road contractor and my job was showing the 18 wheelers where to dump rock, sign the tickets, etc. So most of my day was spent bullshitting with the truck drivers. There was one old guy that only had one arm but he hardly ever talked. I don't know how many times I had asked him what happened to his arm. Finally one day he said, "Look, if I tell you what happened, will you promise me you will never ask me another question". I was like "hell yes!, promise". Then, as he was climing back up into his cab he said, "It got bit off". Then he drove off.
That would still bother me to this day. I mean the only option woulda been an alligator, no?
I'd wager that chick has more testosterone in her than that fucking soy boy.
But you look happy, and that's all that counts.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Sun May 23, 2021 12:25 am
by B-Tender
At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.
Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Sun May 23, 2021 12:31 am
by Stapes
B-Tender wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 12:25 am
At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.
Because the dude is a cuckold......she is pregnant with another mans baby. Biker is obsessed with cucks and trannies.
B-Tender wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 12:25 am
At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.
Because the dude is a cuckold......she is pregnant with another mans baby.
I see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.
B-Tender wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 12:25 am
At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.
Because the dude is a cuckold......she is pregnant with another mans baby.
I see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.
B-Tender wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 12:25 am
At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.
Because the dude is a cuckold......she is pregnant with another mans baby.
I see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.
Says the guy with inbreeding in his family tree.
Good to see you progressing from "Mr Syntax" to "drunk meme" machine. Your parents would be proud (If they actually existed).
B-Tender wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 12:25 am
At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.
Because the dude is a cuckold......she is pregnant with another mans baby.
I see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.
Says the guy with inbreeding in his family tree.
Good to see you progressing from "Mr Syntax" to "drunk meme" machine. Your parents would be proud (If they actually existed).
B-Tender wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 12:25 am
At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.
Because the dude is a cuckold......she is pregnant with another mans baby.
I see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.
Well we all certainly know your family history.... They all hate you
B-Tender wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 12:25 am
At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.
Because the dude is a cuckold......she is pregnant with another mans baby.
I see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.
Says the guy with inbreeding in his family tree.
Good to see you progressing from "Mr Syntax" to "drunk meme" machine. Your parents would be proud (If they actually existed).
Look familiar?
I get it. One or both of your parents had some DNA chromosomes floating around loosely. Believe me, I've noticed.
B-Tender wrote: ↑Sun May 23, 2021 12:25 am
At the risk of being ridiculed, I don't understand anything about that meme. What it means/represents, why it's funny, anything.
Because the dude is a cuckold......she is pregnant with another mans baby.
I see the Stape's family history is getting clearer.
Well we all certainly know your family history.... They all hate you
Sorry you never knew who your father was. Consequences of taking up the progressive Dem lifestyle. Your bed to sleep on.