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Re: I was told there is no crisis

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My first real job was as a contract observer for NOAA. Measured rainfall and river height daily and reported by phone. $15 a month paid quarterly. I was 14..
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Re: I was told there is no crisis

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Biker wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 4:00 pm
stymiegreen wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 7:47 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 7:37 pm
stymiegreen wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2019 7:04 pm
stymiegreen wrote:Devote more resources to speeding up the process for legal applicants and you make it a more viable option for many that are weighing the decision to just come in illegally
Do you believe in the Tooth Fairy too?
Why did you leave out the quote from the article YOU posted where the guy advocated the same thing I said? Oh, that's right...because you're a tedious twat with selective amnesia. Lulz. Carry on with your great point then so it can be refuted the next time you pretend you never saw it responded to before. Which should be in about 10 minutes.
Youre defining the crisis as a bureaucratic issue relating to processing while I view the problem as social and economic ones.
None of those are mutually exclusive so what's your point? The CBP guy in the article you posted identified his solution and it involved increasing the resources needed to deal with the influx of people they are dealing with. The wall is an expensive fantasy solution that doesn't address the problem completely or efficiently. You calling the CBP a bunch of liars now? Lulz.
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Re: I was told there is no crisis

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My first job was at Coco's for $3.35 per hour as a dishwasher. I worked Saturday and Sunday's from about 8am-2pm.

One day the two busboys and I are standing in the back with a cook looking at the dumpster that was completely full and no more bags of trash would stay on top. Manager walks out and asks who's jumping on top to smash it down. The two busboys quit on the spot and I told them I'd finish the day (had <1 hour left but I was done). Another manager came over later and tried to sell it that she was joking. She wasn't.

My list of jobs were:
Dishwasher

I worked housewares at a local Target knockoff called Venture

Worked at a 1 hour photo lab for a few months

Grocery store - stocked the dairy, frozen food and beer.

Bank teller after school in a grocery store location - damn I enjoyed that job.

Collections agency. I called people in Texas trying to get them to pay their MCI phone bills. There was a girl there named Peaches who would turn most gay men straight she was so hot.

Financial planning firm for a few months to get a Series 6 license and my life insurance license

Hibbard Brown for about 6 days - got my Series 7 license while still in college through them. They were a penny stock scam firm and the movie Boiler Room is sort of a knock off on them. I did the test one summer and basically it took them 8 months to get my license rolled into them and it timed up perfectly with my spring break. I quit when spring break ended. They had no clue I was still in college.
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Re: I was told there is no crisis

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Biker wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 4:26 pm
Again, youre talking about processing. The real problems are schools and social services being overwhelmed, not knowing who exactly is in the country, ect... You dont think there is a crisis pertaining to those kind of issues?
What you posted was about increased apprehensions at the border...which assumingly was to bolster your support for Trumps declaration of an emergency there to get people behind his wall. Now you're shifting the argument to schools and social services? Again. getting people in legally and paying taxes to support those services would be better than just building a wall and hoping people stop trying to get in. And having the resources to process the people we need to send back would help in that regard as well. I'm no longer following where your argument is going.
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Re: I was told there is no crisis

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There's a big major immediate emergency that can only be addressed by beginning to build a wall that'll take 20 years or so and require either a shovel or a big ladder to pass. Not really surprising the trumpcucks don't want to go past chanting the slogan.
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Re: I was told there is no crisis

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Biker wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:16 pm
Wow.
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Re: I was told there is no crisis

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Seems Obama did a better job without all the bluster and wall obsession.
wut?
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Wut wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:09 pm Seems Obama did a better job without all the bluster and wall obsession.
You could have ended your post with the first six words. :D


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Re: I was told there is no crisis

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CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:06 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:16 pm
Wow.
Just the kind of honest, law-abiding folks Democrats need to fill the rolls.

It’s genius, really. Voters don’t stand a chance against this. There is nothing that can be done by them. Which is why we have Trump.
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Re: I was told there is no crisis

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Charliesheen wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 11:00 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:06 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:16 pm
Wow.
Just the kind of honest, law-abiding folks Democrats need to fill the rolls.

It’s genius, really. Voters don’t stand a chance against this. There is nothing that can be done by them. Which is why we have Trump.
All of you dipshits have amnesia:

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https://www.politifact.com/punditfact/s ... rt-data-s/

So who is lying? If I had to bet I'd say Lindsey Graham is full of shit just like he always is.
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Re: I was told there is no crisis

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The chart about the immigrant attendance rates to court hearings has been posted on this site at least a dozen times so you dick licks are either amnesiacs, liars, or Trumpcuck stains that incorporate the best of both of those categories. Lulz. Either way....go fuck yourselves....and do it TODAY!
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stymiegreen wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:03 am
Charliesheen wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 11:00 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 9:06 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:16 pm
Wow.
Just the kind of honest, law-abiding folks Democrats need to fill the rolls.

It’s genius, really. Voters don’t stand a chance against this. There is nothing that can be done by them. Which is why we have Trump.
All of you dipshits have amnesia:

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https://www.politifact.com/punditfact/s ... rt-data-s/

So who is lying? If I had to bet I'd say Lindsey Graham is full of shit just like he always is.
Nice chart. Doesn't show time frame of Grahams tweet.
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Re: I was told there is no crisis

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Biker wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:07 am
stymiegreen wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:05 am The chart about the immigrant attendance rates to court hearings has been posted on this site at least a dozen times so you dick licks are either amnesiacs, liars, or Trumpcuck stains that incorporate the best of both of those categories. Lulz. Either way....go fuck yourselves....and do it TODAY!
So the ICE director is lying?
Was the CBP guy you posted earlier lying? You pick and choose whatever facts you want to pretend are the REAL ones then you ignore the rest. You're full of shit dude...Lulz.
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Re: I was told there is no crisis

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Biker wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:07 am
stymiegreen wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:05 am The chart about the immigrant attendance rates to court hearings has been posted on this site at least a dozen times so you dick licks are either amnesiacs, liars, or Trumpcuck stains that incorporate the best of both of those categories. Lulz. Either way....go fuck yourselves....and do it TODAY!
So the ICE director is lying?
The guy picked by trump because he said things trump likes to hear? Probably. Or just incompetent. When political appointees are picked because they flatter the king, saying things the king wants to hear becomes the main goal.

If only there were some kind of program to help asylum seekers with families through the process and provide legal representation I expect the rate of compliance would be 98%. Oh wait, there was, and it was. Then trump cancelled it and started tearing babies away from their mothers as a deterrent and denying asylum for little things like gangs or a violent husband definitely going to kill you if you go home. Naturally the rate of non compliance went up, anyone with any sense will skip hearings and hide out until President Beto sorts the trump induced crisis out. 92% seems unlikely though, that's the rate of all asylum seekers who actually attended their court dates from 2013 to 2017 which seems a bit of a coinkydink. I'm sure it's down but I'm guessing the DOJ stats when they come out will not match the trumpcuck director's claim on accidentally trump induced total reversal.
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Re: I was told there is no crisis

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Biker wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2019 1:22 am
AnalHamster wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:38 am
Biker wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:07 am
stymiegreen wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2019 12:05 am The chart about the immigrant attendance rates to court hearings has been posted on this site at least a dozen times so you dick licks are either amnesiacs, liars, or Trumpcuck stains that incorporate the best of both of those categories. Lulz. Either way....go fuck yourselves....and do it TODAY!
So the ICE director is lying?
The guy picked by trump because he said things trump likes to hear? Probably. Or just incompetent. When political appointees are picked because they flatter the king, saying things the king wants to hear becomes the main goal.

If only there were some kind of program to help asylum seekers with families through the process and provide legal representation I expect the rate of compliance would be 98%. Oh wait, there was, and it was. Then trump cancelled it and started tearing babies away from their mothers as a deterrent and denying asylum for little things like gangs or a violent husband definitely going to kill you if you go home. Naturally the rate of non compliance went up, anyone with any sense will skip hearings and hide out until President Beto sorts the trump induced crisis out. 92% seems unlikely though, that's the rate of all asylum seekers who actually attended their court dates from 2013 to 2017 which seems a bit of a coinkydink. I'm sure it's down but I'm guessing the DOJ stats when they come out will not match the trumpcuck director's claim on accidentally trump induced total reversal.
So if that’s the case, then Obama’s shill lied too.
Well if you'd like to address my post at some point it'll still be there.
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The new American Gothic

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Stapes wrote: Fri Mar 29, 2019 4:06 am The new American Gothic

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If they entered legally then I have no problems. God bless 'em.
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Or they can go back to Honduras and do the same work with no employer protections for 80% less. Even have a baby here on the way home. No charge.
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There is a crisis because ICE is dumping immigrants they arrest anywhere in Texas border towns.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-shelte ... ases-go-up
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Biker wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 4:22 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 4:19 pm There is a crisis because ICE is dumping immigrants they arrest anywhere in Texas border towns.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-shelte ... ases-go-up
Which in turn stresses the already stretched social safety nets. Glad to see you came around
So more money and people to process them is needed. Hammy has explained this to you many times
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Biker wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 4:27 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 4:25 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 4:22 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 4:19 pm There is a crisis because ICE is dumping immigrants they arrest anywhere in Texas border towns.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-shelte ... ases-go-up
Which in turn stresses the already stretched social safety nets. Glad to see you came around
So more money and people to process them is needed. Hammy has explained this to you many times
Yes, its that simple. :lol:
Well yes, it actually is. Mismanagement is creating a crisis with numbers that have been easily handled in the past.

Don't you think it's at all strange that your handlers have you harping on about a crisis they've made but won't let you think of any solution other than finishing a wall in 20 years or so? Have you just resigned yourself to 20 years of crisis, or have you not been told to think about it?
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Giving scofflaws a free pass is "easily handled."

Got it.
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Home affordability crisis in Cali. Yet governor welcomes tens of thousands more.
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Biker wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 4:39 pm
AnalHamster wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 4:31 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 4:27 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 4:25 pm
Biker wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 4:22 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 4:19 pm There is a crisis because ICE is dumping immigrants they arrest anywhere in Texas border towns.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-shelte ... ases-go-up
Which in turn stresses the already stretched social safety nets. Glad to see you came around
So more money and people to process them is needed. Hammy has explained this to you many times
Yes, its that simple. :lol:
Well yes, it actually is. Mismanagement is creating a crisis with numbers that have been easily handled in the past.

Don't you think it's at all strange that your handlers have you harping on about a crisis they've made but won't let you think of any solution other than finishing a wall in 20 years or so? Have you just resigned yourself to 20 years of crisis, or have you not been told to think about it?
Where are these people going to live? Where are the kids going to school? Jobs? Medical care? How does law enforcement deal with the large influx of people?

Yeah, not that simple.
The same way all other immigrant waves have been assimilated throughout the entire history of the country. This isn't even a big one.

Don't you think it's at all strange that your handlers have you harping on about a crisis they've made but won't let you think of any solution other than finishing a wall in 20 years or so? Have you just resigned yourself to 20 years of crisis, or have you not been told to think about it?
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