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Animal wrote: Sun Jan 01, 2023 7:08 pm who in the fuck was filming that dude on the power line?
A co worker Howie.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Sun Jan 01, 2023 5:17 pm FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!!
FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!!
FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!! FUCK NO!!!
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I'm up early.
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damn, that was hard to watch.
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Animal wrote: Tue Jan 10, 2023 2:24 pm damn, that was hard to watch.
Agreed. I'm sitting here in an empty house and I just went "oh fuck!" out loud to no one but myself. Damn.
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Aren’t you supposed to get out of the way after a fender bender?
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Charliesheen wrote: Wed Jan 11, 2023 3:27 pm Aren’t you supposed to get out of the way after a fender bender?
especially if you are in the kind of place where people mount go pros to their cars and film 24/7.
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Geist wrote: Sat Jan 14, 2023 6:32 am
Just the 13% doing what they do.
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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I'm up early.
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Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 2:35 am
Howie will be along in a minute to educate you.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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Homebrew wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 4:30 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 2:35 am
Howie will be along in a minute to educate you.
That was far too risky a move by the cop. He'd actually be at fault if the camera guy hit him.

Should've waited and then passed the camera guy later. After turning his flashy lights on.
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FSchmertz wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 7:04 pm
Homebrew wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 4:30 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 2:35 am
Howie will be along in a minute to educate you.
That was far too risky a move by the cop. He'd actually be at fault if the camera guy hit him.

Should've waited and then passed the camera guy later. After turning his flashy lights on.
Cause he was fixated on the speeder and didn't bother to look to see if someone else was coming.
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rule34 wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 7:10 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 7:04 pm
Homebrew wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 4:30 pm
Bluespruce1964 wrote: Sat Jan 21, 2023 2:35 am
Howie will be along in a minute to educate you.
That was far too risky a move by the cop. He'd actually be at fault if the camera guy hit him.

Should've waited and then passed the camera guy later. After turning his flashy lights on.
Cause he was fixated on the speeder and didn't bother to look to see if someone else was coming.
As a cop would say if you did it, "no excuse, you should be paying attention."

And he was speeding, but I think what really got the cop's attention was passing in a no passing zone (double lines).
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Animal wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2023 11:40 pm Image
Why is there a picture of Patton on the back wall?
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What if it was one guy with six guns?
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CentralTexasCrude wrote: Mon Jan 23, 2023 1:08 am
Animal wrote: Sun Jan 22, 2023 11:40 pm Image
Why is there a picture of Patton on the back wall?
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