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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 10:50 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:29 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:23 pm ^that makes me feel so much better.
Like watching Hoarders on TV, my house is downright sterile
Have you watched the one where the woman eats poop and sees nothing wrong with it?? She's like poop lady, she even looks like a poop person. I mean, I like collecting and what not, but if there's a dead cat in my fucking house and I don't know it, it's time for some meds. Those people are so messed up and sad. It's like crazy.
Have not seen that one. Won't be looking for that one.
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That show already makes me gag. I think that might put me over the edge to a full vomit.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 10:50 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:29 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:23 pm ^that makes me feel so much better.
Like watching Hoarders on TV, my house is downright sterile
Have you watched the one where the woman eats poop and sees nothing wrong with it?? She's like poop lady, she even looks like a poop person. I mean, I like collecting and what not, but if there's a dead cat in my fucking house and I don't know it, it's time for some meds. Those people are so messed up and sad. It's like crazy.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 10:50 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:29 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:23 pm ^that makes me feel so much better.
Like watching Hoarders on TV, my house is downright sterile
Have you watched the one where the woman eats poop and sees nothing wrong with it?? She's like poop lady, she even looks like a poop person. I mean, I like collecting and what not, but if there's a dead cat in my fucking house and I don't know it, it's time for some meds. Those people are so messed up and sad. It's like crazy.
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disco.moon wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 11:08 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 10:56 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 10:50 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:29 pm
disco.moon wrote: Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:23 pm ^that makes me feel so much better.
Like watching Hoarders on TV, my house is downright sterile
Have you watched the one where the woman eats poop and sees nothing wrong with it?? She's like poop lady, she even looks like a poop person. I mean, I like collecting and what not, but if there's a dead cat in my fucking house and I don't know it, it's time for some meds. Those people are so messed up and sad. It's like crazy.
Have not seen that one. Won't be looking for that one.
Here ya go! Turns out when one searches poop lady "poop lady Hoarders" comes right up in the YouTube search window hehe

The face of mental illness right there.
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I wonder what she's a professor of? LOL
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Meanwhile back in Kerrville, Texas.



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WTC authored a news article 21 years ago


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Other States Look To Texas For Advice On How To Get Democrats To Leave

July 13th, 2021 - BabylonBee.com

U.S.—In a brilliant move, Governor Greg Abbott has tricked dozens of Democrat legislators into leaving Texas. This is leading other governors across the country to ask Texas for advice on how they can get Democrats to leave their states as well.

"Arizona is a beautiful state," said Governor Doug Ducey, "but it has one problem: it's full of Democrats. Is there some way we can just get them to—I dunno—leave? Why can't they live in California or Cuba, or somewhere they'll fit in better?"

The governor of Georgia has also stated he will be flying to Texas to learn all of Governor Abbott's secrets to making Democrats go somewhere else.

"We hope to follow the great example set by Texas," said Georgia Governor Brian Kemp. "Democrats have this nasty habit of destroying their states like a plague of locusts, turning it into a burnt husk of death and decay, and then moving to another Republican state to feast on the prosperity built by higher quality people than they'll ever be, then importing their depraved and inhuman policies as they consume all the wealth and happiness of the state like some sort of demonic chupacabra, until they finally bring a once-great American state to its knees, drowning in a cesspool of poverty and corruption, at which point they spread their locust wings and fly to the next state... what was I talking about? I can't remember. Oh yeah—how do we get Democrats to leave?"

At the time of publishing, 32 other states have announced comprehensive "make the Democrat politicians go somewhere else" plans, which they hope to have fully implemented by the end of this year.

According to reports, Texas is now a blissful and prosperous utopia, only 12 hours after Democrat lawmakers left in their private charter plane.
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Grandpa's in the wrong subforum again
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CaptQuint wrote: Tue Jul 13, 2021 11:45 pm Grandpa's in the wrong subforum again
Babylon Bee is funny as hell. LOLZ is an appropriate thread for it. That it passes you off is gravy.
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Antknot wrote: Tue Jul 13, 2021 11:54 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Tue Jul 13, 2021 11:45 pm Grandpa's in the wrong subforum again
Babylon Bee is funny as hell. LOLZ is an appropriate thread for it. That it passes you off is gravy.
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On further observation I'm pretty sure this is an RC model.....but they did a nice job making it look real. :lol:
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