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The sad truth is that Michelle Obama was literally 100x better than Melania Trump is in terms of being a successful first lady that people should look up to.
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No need to make us question your taste more.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:32 pm The sad truth is that Michelle Obama was literally 100x better than Melania Trump is in terms of being a successful first lady that people should look up to.
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Yeah, I don't judge a book by it's cover.Antknot wrote: ↑Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:38 pmNo need to make us question your taste more.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:32 pm The sad truth is that Michelle Obama was literally 100x better than Melania Trump is in terms of being a successful first lady that people should look up to.
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Based on what you bumbling dimwitted retard?FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:32 pm The sad truth is that Michelle Obama was literally 100x better than Melania Trump is in terms of being a successful first lady that people should look up to.
Her excellent success in getting our children healthier public school lunches? Oh wait, she never actually accomplished that but instead just rolled over and took it up the ass. Then strutted around in 5000 dollar outfits and acted like some reincarnation of Jackie Kennedy with a little Harriet Tubman mixed in for good measure. Fuck her and her pseudo black shit eating husband and their million dollar speeches. And fuck you too.
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How's Melania's war on cyber bullying going?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:45 pmBased on what you bumbling dimwitted retard?FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:32 pm The sad truth is that Michelle Obama was literally 100x better than Melania Trump is in terms of being a successful first lady that people should look up to.
Her excellent success in getting our children healthier public school lunches? Oh wait, she never actually accomplished that but instead just rolled over and took it up the ass. Then strutted around in 5000 dollar outfits and acted like some reincarnation of Jackie Kennedy with a little Harriet Tubman mixed in for good measure. Fuck her and her pseudo black shit eating husband and their million dollar speeches. And fuck you too.
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Well Melanie took Michelle's Be better and made it "Be Best" While her husband calls women horseface on twitterReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:02 pmHow's Melania's war on cyber bullying going?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:45 pmBased on what you bumbling dimwitted retard?FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:32 pm The sad truth is that Michelle Obama was literally 100x better than Melania Trump is in terms of being a successful first lady that people should look up to.
Her excellent success in getting our children healthier public school lunches? Oh wait, she never actually accomplished that but instead just rolled over and took it up the ass. Then strutted around in 5000 dollar outfits and acted like some reincarnation of Jackie Kennedy with a little Harriet Tubman mixed in for good measure. Fuck her and her pseudo black shit eating husband and their million dollar speeches. And fuck you too.
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No idea.. but she'd have better luck punching out God. Jesus, the internet was made for bullying.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:02 pmHow's Melania's war on cyber bullying going?JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:45 pmBased on what you bumbling dimwitted retard?FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Feb 13, 2019 4:32 pm The sad truth is that Michelle Obama was literally 100x better than Melania Trump is in terms of being a successful first lady that people should look up to.
Her excellent success in getting our children healthier public school lunches? Oh wait, she never actually accomplished that but instead just rolled over and took it up the ass. Then strutted around in 5000 dollar outfits and acted like some reincarnation of Jackie Kennedy with a little Harriet Tubman mixed in for good measure. Fuck her and her pseudo black shit eating husband and their million dollar speeches. And fuck you too.
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I'll take a sickers.
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Let’s make the price 87 cents, so we need to carry around a sack of pennies for change. Fucking idiots.
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Get rid of the penny, you troglodytes!
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I should have been an actor. Now I'm starting to realize how much of a charismatic dude I really was. Thanks, my fans.
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And he was also probably on drugs.
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