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Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 1:40 am
by megman
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:24 pm
megman wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:21 pm
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:19 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:09 pm
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:53 pm
Just noticed something looking through this selfie thread on the male side. I think i read somewhere that 1/3 of the US male population wear beards. Looking through UJR, it's just about everybody. Anyone care to speculate on why that is?
Because you're a bleeding little cunt who is too scared to post your pedo stache
So, rough week, Ted?
Unabomber joke
From the unatard.
Watch out! He'll accuse you have having your fingers hover millimeters above the keyboard and then say something about 8 feet of snow
Odds are he thinks millimeters are a measure of time.
Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:43 am
by WestTexasCrude
And nobody mentions my selfie?
Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:56 am
by CaptQuint
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:43 am
And nobody mentions my selfie?
Your gay fantasy boyfriend doesn't count faggot
Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:58 am
by Reservoir Dog
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:56 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Feb 09, 2020 2:43 am
And nobody mentions my selfie?
Your gay fantasy boyfriend doesn't count faggot

Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:59 am
by Thewalruss
If the Orlando trip materializes let me know. We’ll go out for drinks on the boat. Just say something nice at my funeral if my wife finds out.
Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:04 am
by megman
Thewalruss wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:59 am
If the Orlando trip materializes let me know. We’ll go out for drinks on the boat. Just say something nice at my funeral if my wife finds out.
You mean she would be upset about you taking an ex-cam slut on a 3 hour tour?
What could possibly go wrong?

Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:06 am
by Stapes
megman wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:04 am
Thewalruss wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:59 am
If the Orlando trip materializes let me know. We’ll go out for drinks on the boat. Just say something nice at my funeral if my wife finds out.
You mean she would be upset about you taking an ex-cam slut on a 3 hour tour?
What could possibly go wrong?
I was watching a documentary on cam girls. Some of them were making pretty good bank.
Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:21 am
by megman
Stapes wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:06 am
megman wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:04 am
Thewalruss wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:59 am
If the Orlando trip materializes let me know. We’ll go out for drinks on the boat. Just say something nice at my funeral if my wife finds out.
You mean she would be upset about you taking an ex-cam slut on a 3 hour tour?
What could possibly go wrong?
I was watching a documentary on cam girls. Some of them were making pretty good bank.
I'm sure that argument would make his wife put the gun down.

Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:35 pm
by megman
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:43 pm
megman wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:04 am
Thewalruss wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:59 am
If the Orlando trip materializes let me know. We’ll go out for drinks on the boat. Just say something nice at my funeral if my wife finds out.
You mean she would be upset about you taking an ex-cam slut on a 3 hour tour?
What could possibly go wrong?
Slut? Ah come on words hurt you know
Whore? Hussie? Which adjective would you prefer?
There was no insult intend and I'm sorry if I hurt your feeling. Your skin has gotten thin since you sobered up.

Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:37 pm
by Animal
maybe its just me, but "slut" would infer that it was done for free. so its just all the way around a bad descriptor.
Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:39 pm
by megman
Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:37 pm
maybe its just me, but "slut" would infer that it was done for free. so its just all the way around a bad descriptor.
You're right.
And I believe I addressed that misnomer.
Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:42 pm
by Stapes
Evvan was an empowered female entrepreneur monetizing her assets.
Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:42 pm
by megman
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:39 pm
megman wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:35 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:43 pm
megman wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:04 am
Thewalruss wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:59 am
If the Orlando trip materializes let me know. We’ll go out for drinks on the boat. Just say something nice at my funeral if my wife finds out.
You mean she would be upset about you taking an ex-cam slut on a 3 hour tour?
What could possibly go wrong?
Slut? Ah come on words hurt you know
Whore? Hussie? Which adjective would you prefer?
There was no insult intend and I'm sorry if I hurt your feeling. Your skin has gotten thin since you sobered up.
Everyone knows the proper term is “cam-whore” and I’m just joking...kind of
Well I have not spent any real time watching cams so I'm not up to spec on the lingo.

Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:43 pm
by Animal
megman wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:42 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:39 pm
megman wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:35 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:43 pm
megman wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:04 am
Thewalruss wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 1:59 am
If the Orlando trip materializes let me know. We’ll go out for drinks on the boat. Just say something nice at my funeral if my wife finds out.
You mean she would be upset about you taking an ex-cam slut on a 3 hour tour?
What could possibly go wrong?
Slut? Ah come on words hurt you know
Whore? Hussie? Which adjective would you prefer?
There was no insult intend and I'm sorry if I hurt your feeling. Your skin has gotten thin since you sobered up.
Everyone knows the proper term is “cam-whore” and I’m just joking...kind of
Well I have not spent any real time watching cams so I'm not up to spec on the lingo.
uh huh.
Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:44 pm
by megman
Stapes wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:42 pm
Evvan was an empowered female entrepreneur monetizing her assets.
Well selling panties to Slap was about as entrepreneurial as it gets.

Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:45 pm
by megman
Flumper wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:43 pm
megman wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:42 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:39 pm
megman wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:35 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 8:43 pm
megman wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:04 am
You mean she would be upset about you taking an ex-cam slut on a 3 hour tour?
What could possibly go wrong?
Slut? Ah come on words hurt you know
Whore? Hussie? Which adjective would you prefer?
There was no insult intend and I'm sorry if I hurt your feeling. Your skin has gotten thin since you sobered up.
Everyone knows the proper term is “cam-whore” and I’m just joking...kind of
Well I have not spent any real time watching cams so I'm not up to spec on the lingo.
uh huh.
Truff. I just don't see the attraction.
Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:07 pm
by CHEEZY17
megman wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:44 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:42 pm
Evvan was an empowered female entrepreneur monetizing her assets.
Well selling panties to Slap was about as entrepreneurial as it gets.
Oh man! I forgot about that! I believe those also included some Mav spunk too. It's unclear however if that was thrown in as a bonus or if slap requested it.

Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:11 pm
by FreakShowFanatic
How long would you have to quarantine Ev before you banged her?
Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:14 pm
by Wut
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:11 pm
How long would you have to quarantine Ev before you banged her?
About as long as it would take to get my pants off.
Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:15 pm
by Wut
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:07 pm
megman wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:44 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 9:42 pm
Evvan was an empowered female entrepreneur monetizing her assets.
Well selling panties to Slap was about as entrepreneurial as it gets.
Oh man! I forgot about that! I believe those also included some Mav spunk too. It's unclear however if that was thrown in as a bonus or if slap requested it.
Special sauce costs extra.
Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:17 pm
by FreakShowFanatic
Wut wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:14 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:11 pm
How long would you have to quarantine Ev before you banged her?
About as long as it would take to get my pants off.

Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:44 pm
by Stapes
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:38 pm
First off
I don’t have diseases
Second off
I would probably assault and cause great bodily harm to 7/8 of you guys if you tried to touch me.
So you're saying there's a chance?
Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:47 pm
by FreakShowFanatic
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:38 pm
First off
I don’t have diseases
Second off
I would probably assault and cause great bodily harm to 7/8 of you guys if you tried to touch me.
That's hot. Now time for me to take a dump so my wife can have dinner.
Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:47 pm
by Wut
Stapes wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:44 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:38 pm
First off
I don’t have diseases
Second off
I would probably assault and cause great bodily harm to 7/8 of you guys if you tried to touch me.
So you're saying there's a chance?
Obviously she was talking about you other guys.
Re: Selfie Time!
Posted: Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:07 pm
by megman
Wut wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:47 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:44 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2020 10:38 pm
First off
I don’t have diseases
Second off
I would probably assault and cause great bodily harm to 7/8 of you guys if you tried to touch me.
So you're saying there's a chance?
Obviously she was talking about you other guys.
I've heard about sock fetishes.....