Re: LOLZ (NSFW)
Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 9:36 pm
2014 Ford Focus. I believe that would be considered a mercy killing
I've heard this or variations of this my entire career. At airports.
Ha! When I was about 10 or so, I was walking across the top of my monkey bar swing set. I slipped and fell directly on my back. About a 6 ft drop. Getting the air knocked of me never hurt so bad. After I laid there for a few minutes, I manage to get up, slowly hobble inside. I see my mom. I tell her in hopes to get some comfort. And she says, "I bet you won't do that shit again." Gets her bloody Mary and walks off.
Smok44 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 31, 2021 12:41 amPerfect reaction. Kids and young adults today are coddled cry babiesnecronomous wrote: ↑Sat Oct 30, 2021 10:30 pmHa! When I was about 10 or so, I was walking across the top of my monkey bar swing set. I slipped and fell directly on my back. About a 6 ft drop. Getting the air knocked of me never hurt so bad. After I laid there for a few minutes, Ian age to get up, slowly hobble inside. I see my mom. I tell her in hopes to get some comfort. And she says, "I bet you won't do that shit again." Gets her bloody Mary and walks off.
Cool story Bra!Stapes wrote: ↑Sun Oct 31, 2021 12:45 amSmok44 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 31, 2021 12:41 amPerfect reaction. Kids and young adults today are coddled cry babiesnecronomous wrote: ↑Sat Oct 30, 2021 10:30 pmHa! When I was about 10 or so, I was walking across the top of my monkey bar swing set. I slipped and fell directly on my back. About a 6 ft drop. Getting the air knocked of me never hurt so bad. After I laid there for a few minutes, Ian age to get up, slowly hobble inside. I see my mom. I tell her in hopes to get some comfort. And she says, "I bet you won't do that shit again." Gets her bloody Mary and walks off.
I punched a kid in the jaw at summer camp when I was 10......I hit him wrong and broke my hand.... When I got home with my cast my mom gave me a budweiser for the pain.... Lol
Something about vineyardsCharliesheen wrote: ↑Sun Oct 31, 2021 7:08 pmCool story Bra!Stapes wrote: ↑Sun Oct 31, 2021 12:45 amSmok44 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 31, 2021 12:41 amPerfect reaction. Kids and young adults today are coddled cry babiesnecronomous wrote: ↑Sat Oct 30, 2021 10:30 pmHa! When I was about 10 or so, I was walking across the top of my monkey bar swing set. I slipped and fell directly on my back. About a 6 ft drop. Getting the air knocked of me never hurt so bad. After I laid there for a few minutes, Ian age to get up, slowly hobble inside. I see my mom. I tell her in hopes to get some comfort. And she says, "I bet you won't do that shit again." Gets her bloody Mary and walks off.
I punched a kid in the jaw at summer camp when I was 10......I hit him wrong and broke my hand.... When I got home with my cast my mom gave me a budweiser for the pain.... Lol
What’d he do for his knuckle sandwich?
Nerd Alert!disco.moon wrote: ↑Fri Nov 05, 2021 11:40 amOh FFS I just dealt with this. Replaced cyan. Got ready to print only for the fucker to tell me I'm low on magenta. It's a black and white document mannnnnn.